After three rounds of wine and five dishes, Fang Jian was already feeling intoxicated.
Whether it was the six Meishan brothers, Xiaotian Dog, Heidan, or those grass-headed gods, they had all retreated at this moment, leaving only Fang Jian and the other four on the Yuhua Terrace.
Before they knew it, Fang Jian's jade desk was leaning against Nezha's jade desk, and Nezha's jade desk was leaning diagonally against Sun Wukong's jade desk.
Among the four, Fang Jian had the worst alcohol tolerance. At this time, Fang Jian's face was flushed, he was hunched over the desk, shaking his head and mumbling something to himself.
Nezha and Sun Wukong were also drunk, and only Erlang Shen was still trying to maintain his demeanor. He just rested his right elbow on the jade table, supported his head with his palm, and looked at Sun Wukong, Nezha and Fang Jian with a hint of drunkenness in his eyes.
"This...this wine pill is really good." Sun Wukong snatched the wine pot directly from the grass-headed god next to him, and then took a big sip from the pot.
The Grass-Headed God was shocked to see him drinking so much and said quickly, "Great Sage, let me pour you some wine."
As he said this, he tried to take the wine jug back from Sun Wukong, but was pushed away by Sun Wukong. "You... you hairy god, you have such a guts, daring to snatch things from me, Sun. If it were... if it were in the past, I would have beaten you with a stick until your brains flew everywhere!"
When the grass-headed god heard this, he turned pale with fear and quickly retreated to the back, never daring to come forward and meddle again.
“Bold!”
A drunken shout suddenly rang out. Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong, and Nezha immediately turned to look at Fang Jian, only to see Fang Jian staggering to his feet and pointing at Sun Wukong with a tongue-tied expression, "You, you, you monkey, how dare you threaten... the gods of Heaven! As the God of Justice... I will not let you off this time. Look at my Demon Binding Rope!"
After saying that, Fang Jian picked up a banana from the table and threw it at Sun Wukong, shouting, "Hurry!"
The banana hit Sun Wukong's face directly, breaking into pieces and falling to the ground. Sun Wukong was furious and slapped Nezha on the shoulder, saying, "Red-butt monkey general, how dare this man be so disrespectful to me, the Great Sage? I order you to take him down immediately!"
Nezha's fair face was also flushed with drunkenness. When he heard what Sun Wukong said, he immediately shouted loudly: "I am not a monkey!"
"Then what are you?" Sun Wukong asked in surprise with his drunken eyes.
Nezha patted his chest and said, "I am the body of a lotus root! My holy essence is flawless..."
"Lotus root?" Fang Jian raised his eyebrows, immediately becoming interested. He leaned over Nezha, then reached out and embraced Nezha. He stared at Nezha with drunken eyes for a long moment, then said, "What a big lotus root. How would it taste if I stewed...stewed it into soup?"
Nezha laughed heartily, then shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Fang Jian immediately said, "Cut off a piece and let's try stewing it into a bowl of soup."
"Okay, okay." Nezha said happily: "I'll find a knife..."
Sun Wukong also said quickly: "Build a fire, build a fire, do you have a pot?"
Fang Jian said, "That's easy. Watch me change!" Then, he pointed forward and said, "Change!"
Suddenly, a radiant light flashed and a huge black pot appeared in front of Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong clapped his hands and laughed, "What a huge black pot! Erlang Shen, carry it on your back!"
Erlang Shen was speechless. Although he was also quite drunk, he was very sober compared to the three people in front of him.
"You take the blame yourself, and give me a bowl of lotus root soup." Erlang Shen said lightly.
Sun Wukong slammed the table and said to Erlang Shen, "You don't want to take the blame, but you still want to drink the soup? You wish!"
As he finished speaking, Nezha on the other side was already chopping his left hand with a knife, but every time he chopped it down, a burst of fire flew everywhere, and then all the knives were destroyed without exception.
"Ah, why is it so hard?" Nezha said with an unhappy look on his face, and then he asked Sun Wukong: "Do you have a knife?"
Sun Wukong waved his hands and said, "I don't know how to use a knife."
Nezha then asked Fang Jian, "Do you have a knife?"
Fang Jian said, "I don't have a knife, will a sword do?" After saying that, Fang Jian summoned the Taiyi Golden Light Sword.
Nezha's eyes lit up and he said, "Good sword, good sword, come here." Then he stretched out his right hand. "Cut."
Upon hearing this, Fang Jian immediately raised the Taiyi Golden Light Sword and was about to chop it down, but at this moment a flame suddenly rose up and directly burned Nezha's arm.
"Ah!" Nezha cried out in pain, then looked at Sun Wukong angrily, "What are you doing?"
But he saw that Sun Wukong had already conjured up a pair of firewood and set up a big pot, and was just blowing out a breath of real fire to light it.
"Are you going to continue cutting it down?" Fang Jian asked from the side.
Sun Wukong said, "Why chop? It's such a hassle. Wouldn't it be better if you just jumped into the pot and stewed it together?"
"That makes sense." Fang Jian immediately agreed. "You can also drink it while stewing it."
Nezha also said excitedly: "What a good idea, come on."
After saying that, Nezha jumped directly into the iron pot, but collapsed the fire platform that Sun Wukong had just set up.
At this time, Fang Jian rushed forward and followed Sun Wukong to set up the fire platform again, then filled the pot with the spiritual water under the Yuhua platform, re-lit the firewood and started stewing.
"It's so comfortable." Nezha lay in the pot with his eyes closed and soon began to snore.
Sun Wukong said to Fang Jian and Erlang Shen, "Come, have some wine while we wait for the lotus root soup..."
Afterwards, Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong, and Fang Jian continued to drink. Fang Jian drank two more cups and could no longer hold on. He said to Sun Wukong, "I'm going to sleep for a while. Call me when the lotus root soup is ready."
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