Yaoyaosan

Social death comes so unexpectedly.

But as the saying goes, as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

What's more, they are double me! Strength comes in numbers!

In the state of being as quiet as a chicken inside and outside the toilet.

The two people went the other way, took off their hats and masks, and pushed the door open directly.

Squeak -

this quick action startled the big brother waiting outside, and he took two steps back.

Looking at the two people who came out as if they had their own lighting, he took a breath of cool air.

The big brother knew who the two were, but he was not in the cosplay circle, and he had never thought that the current Asian evil arts would be so advanced!

He just: "Hiss——!"

Kaxiu walked out without looking around, and even said calmly,

"Make way."

The big brother quickly retreated more than 3,000 kilometers again, almost bumping into the buddy who was peeing behind him, and continued "hiss——"

Liang Qi patted his shoulder and pulled the small braid that was thrown to his chest back.

He didn't change his face, and said with a playful smile: "Brother, this is not——rehearsing?"

"Is it like it?"

The big brother's eyes were excited: "Like, like it!"

As for what to practice? He understands! He understands too much! Who doesn't understand when coming to the comic exhibition!

The handsome coser in front of him, who is suave and has a playboy's aura when he smiles, waved and left openly without any embarrassment.

Is this professional quality!

The elder brothers couldn't help but take a deep breath again.

The sound of their breaths intertwined with the inhalations of the people who were quietly taking a shower in the background.

After coming out, they were conscious of other vests who were gloating and asked them what they thought.

[Kaxiu: That's what I think.]

[Liang Qi: The toilet has fast ventilation.]

[Jiang Ling: How can someone be so lazy that they need their partner to help speak in their consciousness. (Contempt) (Contempt)]

[Liang Qi: Are you all here?]

[Jiang Ling: I'm queuing, Tongzi is next to me, and they're already calling each other sisters.]

[Kaxiu: We can't let it get away with it.]

[Jiang Ling: We must find a chance to do something big! (Flies rub their hands)]

The vests' consciousness communication cannot be received without permission.

The vests' views on this fool are exactly the same as the original body. The

black-haired young man was ready to watch the show later. He remembered that he had not eaten breakfast yet, so he put his hands in Liang Qi's pockets.

Then he took out the mixed grain pancake from Liang Qi's pocket - rabbit.

The mixed grain pancake, which was not tied with a seal, had fallen apart.

The crispy biscuits and lettuce inside, plus a small half of tenderloin, disappeared without a trace!

A fat rabbit leg was entangled in the plastic bag. The

plump big white rabbit was struggling to move because it was hanging upside down, but it still stubbornly held the remaining half of the tenderloin in its mouth.

Even if it was caught, the meat still disappeared in its mouth at a very fast speed.

The main point is that dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water.

As a magic rabbit produced by the system that can even chew bricks, eating meat is quite normal for it.

Kaxiu was silent for a moment, and slowly said: "Why don't you keep it at home? It is normal that animals cannot pass the security check!"

Liang Qi coughed lightly and said solemnly: "But we climbed in and didn't pass the security check."

Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed through their minds, as if opening the door of wisdom in the Conan studio!

Yes! Security check!

With so many dangerous items on their backs, who can pass the security check? !

When queuing to enter, no one of the vests thought of this!

The two looked at each other, and Kaxiu threw half a pancake back into the rabbit's arms and stuffed it into Liang Qi's pocket.

He fished out the remaining pancakes that had not been poisoned from his pocket.

But this one was spicy.

Because of the vests' personalities, their tastes were different. Kaxiu had a good tolerance for spicy food, but Liang Qi was a typical clear soup pot lover. Kaxiu

looked at the pancake for two seconds: "Do you want to eat it?"

Liang Qi also looked at it for two seconds and swallowed his saliva: "Eat it."

The two of them sneakily picked a corner not far from the security checkpoint and began to share the pancakes.

——The other bag of pancakes was snatched back from Ping An's mouth.

After squatting down, the two of them ate the pancakes, looked at the security checkpoint, and informed the other vests who were honestly queuing up of the "startling secret" they had discovered.

[Liang Qi: The security guard on the right side of the ticket gate is easier to fool. Just rush in, turn left and go straight to the bathroom! ]

[Kaxiu: Go! (Cat cheers)]

The team, which was originally in harmony under the security guards’ order, suddenly had several shadows emerge!

The long-haired killer put on white clothes again, but covered with a cloak under the system’s strong protest, and suddenly disappeared in the crowd like a flowing liquid.

When he emerged again, he was directly next to the security checkpoint, scaring the security guards to lose their voices on the spot.

——Anyone who saw a female ghost-like figure slowly crawling out of the ground would have a blank mind.

Many anchors or cosplayers who were broadcasting live recorded this scene.

The system in the crowd suddenly felt black in front of his eyes.

He knew this would be the result!

[System: Player, no, Jiang Ling! Sister! You forgot where I was! ]

[Jiang Ling:! ]

So, in front of everyone, Jiang Ling suddenly pulled his hair back into the shadows and returned to the system.

There was no communication, and the main feature was a simple and honest service, which deeply told the system what the worldly truth is that cheap goods are not good.

He bent over his waist and picked up the system, and flew out again in a perfect princess hug posture.

Only one sentence was left from the system flying in the air: "The cloak - I didn't take it -"

Those who were in front of and behind the two were stunned.

Especially the young man in front of the two, he lowered his head and silently looked at his white clothes and his iron bangs that he had to use a lot of hair gel to fix.

Messages from relatives and friends were coming to his mobile phone.

Relatives and friends: Have you arrived? I said it would be the easiest to cosplay Jiangling, haha! Otherwise, it would be quite hot today!

The young man tried to think, and then gave up thinking.

He typed slowly: Can I change one now?

Relatives and friends:?

Young man: I really can't cosplay such a fairy-like character.

He hasn't evolved to this level yet! !

Relatives and friends:? ?

Jiang Ling was holding the system as he paraded through the streets, but failed at the last step because of the crowd.

The two of them ran into the security gate like a third-rate martial arts movie.

"Ding ding ding!" The originally quiet security gate began to scream wildly.

The system's eyes went dark and he said weakly: "What did you bring..."

Jiang Ling laughed and said arrogantly: "Tongzi, don't forget what you are made of!"

Who said that stretching metal is not against the rules.

Ignoring the security guard with bloodshot eyes behind him, Jiang Ling rushed to the men's toilet with the system in his arms, and his speed was so fast that he left a shadow.

The destination of the two people caused another round of exclamations.

The system, who was originally happy to come out for the meeting, now had a dull look in his eyes and knelt down to Chu Zaizhou in his heart.

It was wrong, it shouldn't have acted first and then played, relying on the players' favor to create trouble. Tongsheng

has never missed home so much in his life.

With Jiang Ling taking the lead, the other academy members naturally stopped acting.

The pink-haired young man, who originally walked slowly and gracefully, satisfying the fans' requests for photos in the team, smiled and said he would show everyone a magic trick.

Then he turned around and teleported directly - failed.

He turned his head and looked at Qiu Changfeng who was holding his shoulders, and narrowed his eyes slowly: "What do you want to do?"

Qiu Changfeng lowered his eyes and said slowly: "Follow the pace of the discipline leader."

His fake voice is low, a rare and seductive smoky voice, and his women's clothing is also so sexy that it makes people's heart beat faster.

The people around who had seen through the truth immediately let out a chorus of crows:

"Yo yo yo yo!"

"Stay away from me." Delian's tone was still elegant and slow, "In the academy, you've done this enough for me to deduct three points from you."

Qiu Changfeng didn't care. He curled his red lips and said lazily, "Then outside, let me threaten the team leader?"

"Threat!" Someone next to him shouted.

"Team leader!" Another person chanted.

Delian paused.

Then the big sister clapped her hands, and a dozen newspapers suddenly appeared in her lace-gloved hands.

Everyone saw the pink-haired young man's face turn pale, and he said in astonishment: "You——"

"My sister is not talented, but the editor-in-chief of the college gossip club." Qiu Changfeng said with determination,

"Team Leader Delian, you probably don't want everyone to see the gossip about you on the headlines, right?"

This sentence inevitably made the old driver present blush, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva in his heart.

"Let me see!" They shouted in great support.

This is not a lie, the tourists who are close to it have their eyes glued to the newspaper.

Shocking secret! The college actually has a gossip club!

There is actually a newspaper!

And the headlines are about the beautiful lady Delian!

Delian: "..."

"Qiu Qiu, right?" He smiled softly, with a spring breeze blowing on his face, and his extremely beautiful appearance stunned everyone. "It turned out to be her. I'll remember it."

The next moment, under the blank gaze of everyone, Delian pulled Qiu Changfeng into the air and flew past the people in the queue at a very fast speed.

As everyone knows, Little Lori Ankoko is the big sister, and the moves of hiding weapons between seniors and juniors are exactly the same.

That skirt is not a skirt, but an arsenal!

At this moment, Qiu Changfeng was suddenly lifted up by Delian. He didn't react for a while, and

many small pieces flew along with the two of them, clanging and falling to the ground.

With his expression of three parts of confusion, three parts of helplessness, and four parts of speechlessness, it was as if the gold coins were shaken off.

People who were hit by hard objects: "Ouch!"

Take them off and take a look - lipstick? Foundation?

Oh my goodness, it's a famous brand.

[Delian: Why did you bring these? ! ]

[Qiu Changfeng: = = Put ​​on makeup, don't say you didn't bring them. ]

[Delian: ...]

He really brought them.

[Delian: You don't want to use mine, do you? ]

[Qiu Changfeng asked back: Who lost mine? ]

[Delian: What about the newspaper? ]

[Qiu Changfeng: ...]

They were lost together.

From afar, someone's excited voice came: "Oh oh oh! The first thing beautiful Delian does when she wakes up every day is to drink flower dew! My exquisite wife!"

Haha, they really hurt each other now, right?

The two vests with very exquisite inherent attributes fell into silence.

With such chaos, the security guards naturally contacted the organizers immediately.

The organizers had already made arrangements.

A man in a formal suit and gold-rimmed glasses stood in front of the organizers and managers with documents in his hand.

He pushed his glasses and smiled, "Don't worry, we just heard about the activities of the academy here, and the children are curious and come out to play, they won't make a big noise."

The organizers were sweating: "Hahaha, that's good."

"Oh, by the way, I haven't been introduced yet." The man said clearly, "I am the logistics director of the Central Academy of Supernatural Powers. I came to discuss copyright issues with you."

After that, there was also the salted fish priest Clester who tried to sneak out of the chaos, but ended up getting his head

stuck in the railing and causing a bloody incident. He didn't want to come, but if he stayed in the academy, he would have to wipe the floor in front of the director's door.

Now Sainz has to stay in the academy because he has to take care of Lu Xi. Due to various considerations of his personality, he still reluctantly came to participate in the team building.

Then he was successfully ambushed by Lor and kicked into the railing.

The slime with long aqua blue hair didn't care about security checks or the lives of his companions at all, and was even willing to change back to his original form to be pinched by the young ladies.

The cool and bouncy slime in summer is simply too much to be desired.

On the other hand, Qingze, who has a good temper and will not refuse anyone, has been drowned by the crowd.

The reason is simple. Seeing that the security guards were too busy, he kindly helped to maintain order, but ended up getting himself involved, which can be said to be the more he helped, the busier he got. There are

also the twins who are very smart and sneaked in through the coser-only channel.

Two boys who have not appeared for a long time walked through the crowd.

The chestnut-haired boy in front wore a pair of glasses and pulled the boy with the same appearance behind him, shyly shouting "Make way".

The boy behind was so arrogant that he would glare fiercely at the crowd who were curiously watching from time to time.

A young lady couldn't help asking, "You guys, are you real or cosplayers?"

"Ah? Have you been exposed?" An Shichu blinked and said helplessly, "They made too much noise..."

Isn't this a tacit consent? ! Everyone's heart skipped a beat, and they asked excitedly, "Then what are you doing——"

"Oh." An Shichu smiled slightly and shook their handcuffed hands, "This is a punishment."

The first team that sneaked in was busy eating pancakes and enjoying the fun of the vests.

Liang Qi's cheeks were red from the spicy pepper, and he covered his lips and coughed non-stop, and tears came out in a few seconds.

This is also a rare and novel experience for the players.

On one hand, he felt that it was just right, even a little bit weak, and on the other hand, he felt that his head was about to be drowned by the spiciness.

Although they were all pancakes, he felt like eating a double world of ice and fire.

If there was a little more, Liang Qi's consciousness would be short-circuited by the spiciness.

Liang Qi: Hazy, hazy, hazy...

Kaxiu touched his pocket, took out a handkerchief, and handed it to Liang Qi. The latter's face was full of tears, his eyes were blurred, and he was holding an unfinished pancake in his hand.

It was so pitiful.

Forget it, it's all the same.

It's Liang Qi's fault for bringing out the glutton!

The black-haired young man turned over, supported his hands and turned to the front of Liang Qi.

Squatting on Liang Qi's shoes in the posture of helping people press their legs during sit-ups, he resigned himself to wiping the tears of "another self" -

and snot. (This is not elegant, delete it)

The big brother who just managed to purify the air in the toilet by himself, finally solved the three urgent needs at this moment.

He just walked a distance with a refreshed mind, and his hands were still excitedly sending what he had seen and heard in the animation relatives and friends group.

Many group members came to the gathering today, and many who couldn't come were swiping the screen frantically.

The big brother sent out according to the short sentences that netizens usually chat:

Big brother: Family members, you don't know what I just saw!

Group members: Ahhhh! There are real people on the display! There are real people! Really! It's on the hot search!

Big Brother: The cosplayers of the couple you guys ship the most!

Group Member: What! Someone has already asked for a photo with Delian? Does he look okay? No broken arms or legs, right? I'm really worried!

Big Brother: They actually practiced kissing in the bathroom!! I doubt this couple is real!

Group Member: Ahhh! Dragon Daddy! Did Daddy go there too? What about my CP! If my CP also shows up, I'll buy a plane ticket right now and I'll rush over!

Big Brother: No one is paying attention to me?

Of course no one listened, his record was drowned out by the chat that was swiping the screen.

Big Brother was furious, angrily, and raised his head - and then fell silent.

He opened his mobile camera at the fastest speed in his life.

"Kacha!" sent, and then tagged the netizen who liked Teji squeal the most.

He was standing far behind Kaxiu when taking the photo, and could only see the overlapping figures of the two, and Liang Qi's lips that were red from the spiciness below.

At first glance, it looked like they were swollen from kissing.

Big brother: Holy shit, holy shit! I told you, this cosplayer might be a real couple, you guys can't help but feel such emotion! There

was a brief silence in the group for a long time.

Then there was a sharp explosion.

Group member: Don't stop me, I'll charter a special plane to rush over right now!

Send a hundred red envelopes!