Seventy-seven (double update)

"Ouch, it seems I came at an unlucky time."

When the six kidnappers were in collective doubt and the gangsters were trembling next to the police,

a clear and gentle voice - with the help of a loud speaker rang out.

"Make way, everyone, make way."

Everyone who heard this voice involuntarily moved aside, the police to the left, the gangsters to the right, leaving a wide path in the middle.

Coming towards us - no, a huge crowd entered.

The silver-haired young man with a loud speaker and a decent smile led the way, and half a step behind him was Cheng Feiyu, who was sweating and looking ashen, and behind them -

everyone fell into a long silence.

I saw a group of old men and women, holding brooms, feather dusters, mops, and some even holding spatulas, with a basket of vegetable leaves in their arms...

Their expressions were serious, hot-blooded and full of passion, as if they were about to sacrifice themselves to blow up the bunker in the next moment.

An old man wearing a red armband of the Family Committee raised a broom and shouted: "New society, new era! How can there still be kidnappers! Where are the kidnappers! We, the Sunset Red Martial Arts Troupe, are not vegetarians!"

"That's right! If it wasn't for Master Cheng showing us, we wouldn't have known that someone would dare to attack us in broad daylight!"

"Xiao Cui, you can't say that, you mean, attack us in our territory!"

"Why do I feel like it's not right..."

"No matter what, where is the kidnapper? We can kill him with a spit, why do we need the police to take action!"

"Is it you!" One of the ladies in a flowery skirt picked up a spatula and stomped her feet at the black-clad boy next to her.

This professional posture scared the latter so much that he retreated again and again, shaking his head wildly and saying "I am a good citizen!"

Policemen: “…”

Kidnappers who didn’t expect the situation to get even worse: “…”

Netizens who were already in a state of convulsion between dumbfoundedness and laughter: “…………”

Even Chu Zaizhou, who didn’t care about the vest consciousness and let them move freely, couldn’t help but twitch his lips.

Lu Xi’s fun-loving attribute is so high, right? ? Look! Cheng Feiyu next to you is about to cry!

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha I’m in a daze, why is there still the Sunset Red Guards, Baisha City, what other surprises do you have that I don’t know. ]

[The small Baisha City is full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, I’m really going to laugh in the live broadcast room. ]

[Mom: Kidnappers? Back off! Back off! Back off! ]

[Help!! I think I saw my grandma in there too! Didn’t she go to a health lecture? ! 】

【Is it possible that this kind of health preservation is actually killing. 】

【May I ask if these aunts know how to do kung fu

Why are they all so afraid? 】 (Do these uncles and aunts all know kung fu? Why are they all so afraid?)

【Yes, this is a global live broadcast, they are even more unstoppable hahahaha. 】

【Ah, yes, yes, they have been discovered. Our uncles and aunts are the most advanced in terms of martial arts. (Dog head)】

【What is the identity of this silver-haired little brother? He can even pull a group over to insert himself between the black and white worlds. He is definitely a social bull. 】

【He doesn't know, but I have seen the person next to him. He seems to be a well-known philanthropic entrepreneur. 】

Back to the scene, the silver-haired young man pretended to be surprised even though he was a latecomer who intervened: "Ah, I didn't expect there would be so many people?"

"How many kidnappers are there? How about we divide them up?"

Lu Xi smiled lightly, squinted his eyes, and looked at Bai Jingheng, who currently has the highest position.

Bai Jingheng had a cold face and didn't want to pay any attention to him.

He just looked at the densely packed crowd and felt a splitting headache.

Why did he have to wade through the muddy water of the academy? Was it because writing mission reports smelled good?

"Okay, Teacher Lu, don't disturb the police comrades from their work. It's sunny now, so let's pack up early."

Yinzhu's voice came from the tree, and the oil-paper umbrella in her hand opened and closed slightly, as light as a swallow, and landed next to Lu Xi.

She didn't look at Lu Xi either, but at Chu Zaizhou, and said softly: "Not to mention that this little brother was so frightened that he should want to go back and rest."

Lu Xi said softly: "I just heard the news that Mr. Chu was kidnapped on the road. I was anxious and at a loss for a moment, so I told all the aunties and uncles.

I didn't expect everyone to be so enthusiastic and directly proposed to come to help. This is everyone's good intentions, and there is nothing wrong with it. It's because I didn't do it well that I seemed to be disturbing everyone."

He said, without even any hesitation, turned around and half bowed to the police, and said sincerely: "Sorry to bother you."

The police didn't dare to respond. They quietly looked at their superiors. Seeing that the other party didn't reply, they could only say awkwardly: "No disturbing."

"Mr. Xiaolu is a good person. These days, there is a lack of people with such a sense of justice."

"Yeah, yeah, we can't blame him, we insisted on following."

The old people murmured.

The silver-haired young man frowned: "Teacher Yinzhu, if you want to watch a play, it's better to stay away. The kidnappers are still very dangerous."

Yinzhu held the oil-paper umbrella in his hand and smiled, but the few people standing close heard a "crack" that was unbearable.

Su Yinghong, who had never met Lu Xi, whispered to Yu Tianhe: "Didn't you say that this person is moody, cold and cruel? Why is he so--"

She found an adjective after a long time: "Cha Cha's?"

Yinzhu sneered at Lu Xi and said that he came to cause trouble.

The latter directly pulled up the banner of the Sunset Red Senior Group, first blaming himself for the mistake, then apologized and bowed, with that innocent smile, wouldn't the elderly be heartbroken?

Not to mention that he openly and secretly dissed Yin Zhu for watching the show without doing anything!

[Oh oh oh! Guessed it right! This silver-haired little brother is indeed from the academy! The second teacher who appeared! ]

[Damn, only in the sunlight can you feel that Teacher Lu's right eye seems to be a real artificial eye, not a cosmetic contact lens. ]

[Wow, this kind of gentle and slightly damaged beauty, I'm sorry Delian has climbed my wall again! ]

[Why did he say it was tea? Is there something wrong with what he said? I don't know if he really thinks so, ahhh, he looks so gentle. ]

[Mom, I'm in love! ]

[The gentle beauty, if you bully her in bed, you will definitely cry for a long time, right? (Nonsense)]

[Pick up your pants! ]

[But, I think Teacher Yinzhu doesn't seem to get along well with him? Not sure, let's wait and see. ]

[Fuck, look at the 1.8-meter-tall beauty in the corner! 】

Luo Cheng, who was monitoring the live broadcast room, looked at the bullet screens that no longer wanted their pants, and his smile froze slightly.

If they knew the true face of Lu Xi, these viewers with flying pants would probably cry even louder, right?

In the live broadcast screen, while Yin Zhu and Lu Xi were in a stalemate, the tall beauty standing in the dark knocked Macken unconscious silently.

Soon after, she walked to Chu Zaizhou's side and

lifted the hem of her skirt.

The Gothic-style long skirt that seemed to be stacked layer by layer was actually not thick. When it was lifted, you could see the white long legs looming between the hem.

Bullet screen: "Oh oh oh oh!" (Monkey cry)

"What are you doing?" Yu Tianhe, who was standing next to him, was so shocked by this sudden turn that his mind went blank for a moment.

The woman ignored him and looked at Chu Zaizhou with a calm and casual expression: "They may quarrel for a long time, why don't you come home with me first?"

"I'll take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks." Her voice was low and a little seductive.

Yu Tianhe gasped suddenly and blocked Chu Zaizhou behind him in doubt.

Although this person may have had a complicated relationship with the college in the past, the previous one was Qiu Qiu, and this is another unreserved beauty...

Could Chu Zaizhou have been a sea king with a lot of peach blossom debts in the past?

Yu Tianhe was like a vigilant old hen: "Madam, there are so many people here, it's not good for you to do this." The woman

's expression was indifferent, and she seemed too lazy to explain to Yu Tianhe. At this time, Jiang Ling next to him poked his head in.

"His ability is called 'servant under the skirt'. In short, anything that can be stuffed under the skirt can be brought to another space."

Jiang Ling said speechlessly, while helping the woman pull down her skirt. The latter squinted at him: "Jiang Ling."

"Why call me! Really, why are there so many ancestors in the class, and I am the only one who works so hard... I am in this state, but they still don't choose me as the class monitor, too bad!"

Jiang Ling was so angry that he stomped his feet on the spot and gritted his teeth: "Especially you, Chief Qiu--"

The woman said lazily: "Call me Big Sister."

Jiang Ling: "..."

His expression was as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a fly. After a long while, he said: "Okay, I haven't asked you yet, why didn't you choose Kaxiu instead of me at that time?"

The woman asked with a thoughtful expression: "Do you really want to listen?"

Jiang Ling: "Yeah."

"Kaxiu is good-looking and has good grades, so he copied my homework." The woman said honestly, "It's not just me, most of the people in the class do this."

Jiang Ling: "???"

Woman: "There's nothing I can do, you failed the exam."

Jiang Ling: "!!!"

The young man cried in anger, he squatted down with a sob, and drew circles darkly: "On what basis... Can you blame me for failing the exam? I obviously tried very hard!"

"Yeah." The woman said tolerantly, "You just have a bad brain."

Yu Tianhe/Su Yinghong: "Pu cough cough?"

[There are too many points to complain, I don't know how to complain for a while. ]

[The minister under the skirt, this ability sounds interesting, but it's too fierce to pretend to be someone directly, right? ]

[Old Wang's happy skirt? I thought of hundreds of ntr food cough cough cough! ]

[Borrow a copy of the previous one! 】

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【Sisters in front, be more restrained, Shuguang's father is still here (pity)】

【Hahahaha Jiang Ling, I can't bear it, the more I look at Jiang Ling, the more I think he is so cute, what a stupid dark reptile! 】

【Jiang Ling: Jump up and draw circles on you! 】

【Impression of Jiang Ling:

Initially: a killer who is scary and very professional.

Now: a little idiot who cries when he fails the exam. 】

【But even the Academy of Superpowers has to take exams! ! And Kaxiu! I didn't expect you, a big-eyed guy with thick eyebrows, to cheat for others! 】

【I really want to know if there is a copy for Liang Qi, hehehe, my Xiu Qi. 】

【It seems to be a combination of two academic masters, and Brother Qi has been smart since he was a child. 】

【Speaking of which, why doesn't this sister let people know her name? Calling her Big Sister always feels a bit childish. 】

【Looking at the bunch of black brothers outside, do you still feel childish? 】

"No matter what, you have to think of a way to get Teacher Lu away." Jiang Ling sniffed, "Otherwise, if Teacher Yin Zhu can't help it and really fights with him, it will be terrible."

The woman pondered for a moment, her eyes passed over Chu Zaizhou's "innocent" face, and a trace of regret that she failed to tease him passed through her eyes.

Although I already knew that the original body would not do it, it's not against the law after thinking about it.

She walked aside.

Seeing the woman leave, Jiang Ling took a breath and turned to look at Yu Tianhe who was protecting him like a dog.

He said faintly: "Captain Yu, are you so protective of everyone?"

Kaxiu put his hands behind his back, and the original body also put his hands behind his back.

Yu Tianhe was a little confused, and replied calmly: "It is my responsibility to protect the masses."

"What about Kaxiu?"

"...Mr. Jiang Ling, if you want, I don't mind doing the same."

"I'm not jealous!" Jiang Ling jumped up and down, "Yu Tianhe, you are sick!"

After meeting Jiang Ling a few times and finding that he was a fool with a strong appearance but a weak heart, Yu Tianhe couldn't help but expose his dark and venomous nature.

He thought, no wonder the members of the college always like to tease him... He is really a little cute.

"Let's get back to the point, that is also your classmate?" Yu Tianhe pointed at the big sister who disappeared.

"Yeah." Jiang Ling nodded crisply, "He was actually the first student in our class, but he never took the graduation exam, so he never graduated."

"So what's her name?" Yu Tianhe asked in confusion, "I just seemed to hear Qiu..."

"Qiu Changfeng." Jiang Ling said, "He's Qiu Qiu's brother."

Yu Tianhe didn't react: "Brother?"

"Yes." Jiang Ling shook his head and said, "He's actually a phoenix, a big bird with fluttering edges."

Phoenix! Everyone's breathing stagnated. They didn't expect that there would be a mythical beast in the academy...

Then isn't it possible that there are dragons?

[Oh my god! He sat up in shock from his dying illness. It's okay that the thing my sister took out is older than me, but it's still a phoenix! ]

[Ahhh Jiang Ling! How can you use a big bird with fluttering edges to describe a phoenix! My filter! (Strangled)】

【Our legendary auspicious beast!! Why does it feel like it is as ordinary as a grass in the academy.】

【Where is the dragon! Maybe there is a dragon!】

【So why didn’t the big sister mention the name? What’s wrong with mentioning it?】

The barrage was puzzled, and Yu Tianhe asked at the same time.

Jiang Ling said calmly: "Because he has an inseparable twin sister, but she died in a mission before."

Yu Tianhe slowly opened his mouth: "Ah."

The barrage was suddenly hit:

【??? ??? ? ! Ah?】

【Damn, you can stab me unexpectedly?】

【Should I be sad that my wife has become my husband first, or should I be sad that my sister is gone?】

【The wife is fragrant in the last second, and "his sister is dead" in the next second, I really!! Oh my god! You fucked up my mentality! 】

【How can Jiang Ling say such a harsh fact in such a calm tone! ! ! 】

【Phoenix Phoenix, the male is phoenix and the female is phoenix. Is the big sister living like a little sister? (dazed)】

【Wuwuwu, stop talking, the child can't bear to hear these. 】

【Didn't you just say that there is a little sister named Qiu Qiu? 】

【Little Phoenix? Look at her, she must be very cute. 】

After a while, the big sister picked up a little loli from somewhere, who was not even as tall as her thigh.

She grabbed the little loli's collar and threw her to the ground.

Su Yinghong looked at the child and frowned subconsciously: "Isn't this the one from Danjiang City..." who beat up the special forces in front of the black boxing ring.

According to the law enforcement recorder sent over there, this little Lolita's fighting ability is also off the charts.

Yu Tianhe nodded solemnly.

The problem now is that this little girl, logically, belongs to Lu Xi.

Beside, the little girl rubbed her butt with tears in her eyes, looking like a sweet and aggrieved little cake.

"It hurts..."

The big sister was ruthless, and her red lips opened softly: "An Keke, you move faster, if it weren't for that person, I would take you back and make you a vegetarian now."

An Keke: "QAQ I know!"

The little girl cried and climbed up, her chubby face full of sadness and reluctance.

Seeing this, the barrage was distressed, saying that this was too cruel for a child.

The next moment, a small electric saw fell out from under An Keke's skirt. She was horrified and quickly grabbed the electric saw and stuffed it under her skirt.

Her skilled movements were exactly the same as Qiu Changfeng's.

The audience, who were used to being slapped in the face, said: "...6."

On the other side, Yu Tianhe looked at Jiang Ling skillfully, waiting for explanation.

Jiang Ling's mouth twitched, and he said to Yu Tianhe: "Don't look at me, do you think I'm a Bux high-point reader? I can ask questions wherever I don't know."

Yu Tianhe: "Jiang Ling, you are so helpful, if Teacher Yin Zhu knows, he will definitely-"

"Don't say it! Don't say it!" Jiang Ling's face flushed.

He covered Yu Tianhe's mouth and said quickly: "An Keke is his direct junior schoolmate. At that time, she asked him for guidance because of similar superpowers..."

"But you can also see that this child is still unstable."

Yu Tianhe was silent for a moment as he looked at the little girl who was crying, dropping things, and stuffing them back like a squirrel that was leaking food.

"Yeah."

Why did they think that it made sense for this little girl to be with Lu Xi?

Now it seems that she was kidnapped, right?

Several people watched An Keke cry and go out, still not understanding what the fuss was about.

Outside, Lu Xi and Yin Zhu's verbal cannons were going back and forth, gradually getting better and better, and the onlookers were stunned.

They really didn't understand why their visit had anything to do with the war on some xx planet...?

At this moment, in full view of everyone, a crying little loli suddenly hugged Lu Xi's thigh.

"Keke?" The silver-haired young man was interrupted and was a little stunned. "You--"

Before he finished speaking, the little loli suddenly opened her mouth and cried, "Dad--!"

"Let's go back quickly! Mom is going to run away with someone else!"

Lu Xi: "?"

Others: "!!!!"

The smile on the silver-haired young man's face froze, and even his eyes widened a little.

An Keke squatted down while talking, on the one hand because she was afraid that Lu Xi would hit her head directly, and on the other hand it was convenient for her to pick up the equipment leaking out from under her skirt.

In the eyes of the old man and the old lady next to them, this was the little girl crying so hard that she could not stand!

It's too tragic!

The corners of Yinzhu's mouth twitched constantly, and Lu Xi said slowly: "...Say it again?"

An Keke was ready to die, and burst into tears. She said to the old grandpa and grandma: "I'm sorry, Grandpa and grandma, I really want to take Dad away now, I'm sorry!"

The old people's hearts melted, and they said repeatedly: "Hey, baby, don't cry, Grandpa and grandma will not be a problem, we can end it now!"

"You'd better take Dad back quickly, this is important... Hey!"

"What does the young wife think? Mr. Lu is such a handsome and gentle person!"

"How about Mr. Lu, can you consider my granddaughter?"

Lu Xi: "..."

"Hahahaha!" In the corner, Su Yinghong held the wall and laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe.

Yu Tianhe and Bai Jingheng looked up at the sky and down at the ground, trying to hide the twitching in their eyes.

"Too, too strong, haha! This little girl! Hahaha..."

Yu Tianhe covered his face in pain as he listened to his companion's breathless laughter.

He was wrong. There was a reason why An Keke and Lu Xi were hanging out together.

Every step taken by the academy members was precisely beyond his expectations.

The uninformed barrage focused on the wrong thing.

[Ahhh! Why! Am I constantly heartbroken today? Burst into tears, how come my gentle little brother got married! ]

[Are you serious? Can academy members also do ntr? ]

[Wow, there is such a cute goose girl, father-in-law, why don't you wait for me...]

[Calm down! This is obviously ordered by the big sister! If you don't stop them, they're going to fight! 】

【I know, I'm just pretending to cry (answer)】

【Very good, the twists and turns above perfectly show the essence of the academy members. (Applause)】

【The main thing is that our Chu Jinli almost fell asleep waiting, he really didn't care at all, I cried to death. 】

【Does anyone still care about the six kidnappers? 】

【My intuition tells me that Teacher Lu is definitely not as gentle as he seems, his words are definitely a big black belly! 】

【I thought she was a beautiful big sister, but in fact she is older than me. 】

【I thought she was a cute and soft little loli, but in fact she has an electric saw and a grenade hidden under her crotch. 】

【I thought he was a cold-blooded chaste killer, but he was actually a little idiot who would draw circles and curse you if you failed the exam! 】

【Look at it this way, Jiang Ling! The only conscience of the academy! 】

【Thus, Jiangmen was established! Protect the only little idiot who can be bullied! 】

【Jiangmen! 】

【Jiang... No, Carmen! Where is my big brother Kaxiu? It's unscientific to be so quiet! 】

【By the way, speaking of eggs! Eggs! Did the eggs move just now! 】

As An Keke cried and begged, the elderly Sunset Red Team slowly dispersed, with countless "what a pity" and "heartache" in between, as well as the follow-up of the blind date introduction.

The silver-haired young man smiled gently, but exuded a chilling coldness.

An Keke was like a weak and helpless little kitten who could still eat. She huddled quietly beside Lu Xi's legs, puzzled as to why she was the worst.

——But it was so nice to break Lu Xi's defense.

He was so mean that he even hurt himself.jpg

"Let's leave the kidnappers to professionals, Mr. Lu."

"If you're worried, you can ask Mr. Chu which of us he wants to escort him home."

The woman holding the umbrella smiled and stepped back a few steps, looking softly at Chu Zaizhou.

Next, it was a test for the original body -

suddenly there was a burst of exclamations, and with a "swish" sound, it seemed that a black shadow flashed past.

Yin Zhu was slightly stunned, followed by a "bang" sound.

The wall that was directly torn apart by the sharp blade fell down like a collapsed piece of tofu.

Bai Jingheng quickly used his supernatural powers to barely hold up the wall.

A neat frame appeared at the weak position at the angle, and the sunlight fell in from it, shining on the confused faces of the people.

Chu Zaizhou, who was originally blocked behind Yu Tianhe, had disappeared at this moment.

"Kaxiu!" It seemed that Jiang Ling shouted at the top of his lungs.

"You have no martial ethics!!"

On the other side, he ran away holding the original body. The black-haired young man was agile and he climbed up the rockery like a leopard cat, with a smile flashing in his emerald green eyes.

[Come on, they are catching up.]

Pretending to be stunned and unable to recover, the original body lay flat on the ground, fanning the flames madly in his mind.

After jumping out of the guardrail on the rockery, there is a flat road outside. You can go home directly as long as you stop a car.

Kaxiu's expression was flattering and not surprised. He responded obediently, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised. He jumped from the commanding height -

the corners of his windbreaker fluttered in the wind, and the black-haired young man's figure was elegant, but suddenly became messy when he fell.

The egg that was originally caged in his arms was now thrown high up with Kaxiu's movements.

The broken eggshell looked like warm jade in the sunlight, and the figure of a head poked out from it, looking dizzy.

He was only half the size of an adult's palm, with a layer of very light golden scales faintly appearing on his body, and a pair of translucent wings still sticking with egg liquid drooped wetly behind him.

"Chi——!!!"

At this moment, facing the howling wind, the instinct of survival forced him to flap his wings.

Then with a "smack".

It was stuck on Kaxiu's face.

Liang Qi: It's so hard to surviveqwqI

usually write about stupid things, some of them are exaggerated, hoping to dilute the heaviness of the copy, and hope that everyone can be happier after reading itwThrow

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ah ah ah! I wanted to post it to everyone yesterday, but the damn verification code prevented me from doing it!

To punish it, I will send out 200 red envelopes, ladies, come and stick to me! (Boss face)

Qiu Changfeng, name provided by: Lin.

Today's 2-in-1 5w5 extra chapters are completed, and I currently owe 2

ps: Before I post a leave note, I will not take leave no matter what, don't worry, I will tell you if there is anything, muah!

pps: No erection!! It should be just a bad cold! Except for the headache and throat inflammation, everything is fine, I think I can stand it!

ppps: I went to the hospital for teeth cleaning and scaling this afternoon. I was given 15 injections of anesthetic QAQ, it felt like a timer was put on the gums.

Beforehand.

Me: Does the anesthetic hurt a lot? The last time I had my wisdom teeth removed, I had two injections and it hurt so much.

Doctor: It's okay, the scaling is relatively shallow.

Me: Zundu is fake?

After the event:

Me: You didn’t tell me that the number of winners wins!