Chapter 8
(15) The Tragic Story of Caishikou
After eating the chicken, I was dragged to Caishikou.
The crowd gradually quieted down when they saw me being escorted out.
A man I didn't know was wearing the clothes of a county magistrate and was sitting behind a table that was placed in front of the vegetable market for some unknown reason.
"Criminal Shang Shisan, do you admit your crime?" The man who looked like a county magistrate slammed the table and yelled.
Seeing his serious and grim expression, I couldn't help but start to get even more scared.
I fell to my knees with a thud and started crying loudly.
"My lord, I admit my guilt... wuwuwu."
I wiped my tears and snot with my sleeves and cried.
"What crime have you committed? Confess quickly and I will give you a lenient answer." The man who looked like a county magistrate continued.
"I, I sold the Widow Liu's daily itinerary last month to Sun Guanggun, who was trying to pretend to meet her and woo her. I made five cents... Also, last month I caught the neighbor's aunt's child stealing. I told the waiter at the drugstore and the guy at the winery next door, and everyone knew about it..."
I sobbed and began to recount the heinous crimes I had committed in the past.
"In order to help the God of War Four Legs win the competition, I sneaked into Liu Zi's yard and kicked his cricket bamboo cage. In the end, Four Legs won the competition."
"I still... wuwuwu." I knelt on the ground and felt more and more sad as I spoke. I couldn't help but sob even harder.
"I even caught a thief, but he told me he was stealing because his mother was sick and he needed money urgently, so I secretly let him go..."
"I even picked up the neighbor's kid's homework, hid it for him, and leaned against the wall to watch his mother spank him."
"I even deliberately led the neighbor's dog near other people's feces and let it eat the feces."
"I even pretended to be a boy and pursued Xiaomei from the neighboring village. I confessed my love to her, then told her I was actually a girl, which broke her heart."
"I am so sinful, I repent myself..."
At the end, I started crying loudly.
Just when I thought I was dead, I heard someone burst out laughing.
I looked up with tears in my eyes and found that the young marquis walked out from the crowd.
"Thirteen, you really are a strange person. You haven't done anything bad, but you've done a lot of immoral things."
I lowered my head dejectedly and wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes.
Her body was still shaking uncontrollably, and she was still twitching from crying so hard just now.
Perhaps because I looked so miserable, the young marquis laughed so hard that he fell over.
The more he laughed, the more scared I became. I stole a glimpse of his crazy look out of the corner of my eye and became even more scared.
"Will I be beaten to death?" I sobbed and asked the young marquis cautiously.
When the young marquis heard what I said, he laughed even harder.
He laughed so exaggeratedly that he couldn't straighten his back.
At the same time, some laughter came from the crowd.
"Shang Shisan, you've been fighting cocks, walking dogs, and making trouble everywhere all day long. We finally caught you." The aunt next door appeared in front of the onlookers, holding her waist and laughing.
The strange thing is that when I saw the aunt's arrogant look at this moment, I completely lost the idea of fighting her as usual.
Now I just feel trembling and very scared.
I pouted and lowered my head, looking depressed.
The next moment, Yunniang also stood out from the crowd.
I don’t know why, but Yunniang was also laughing, and her whole body was shaking with laughter.
When I saw Lian Yunniang was laughing at me, I was immediately filled with anger and sadness, and sat on the ground and started crying loudly.
(16) The Tragic Story of Caishikou
Yunniang laughed for a while, and probably because she saw how miserable I looked, she reluctantly stopped laughing.
She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, then walked up gracefully and uncuffed me.
"How do you have the key?" I asked her stupidly.
Yunniang patted my forehead lightly.
"Thirteen, you are so stupid. Haven't you realized that we have tricked you?" Yunniang said to me while unlocking the shackles.
It suddenly dawned on me, and I asked Yunniang in surprise, "So I don't have to be beaten to death?"
Yunniang couldn't help laughing again. She covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Yes, you haven't broken any laws. We won't beat you to death."
"We just want to teach you a lesson so you don't continue to cause trouble."
At this moment, the aunt next door, who had not yet realized what a big mistake she had made, was still blindly holding her waist and laughing loudly at me.
As I said that, my shackles fell to the ground and I was free again.
In the blink of an eye, I, being agile, jumped up quickly and then rushed to the aunt next door.
I put my hands on my waist, my eyes wide open, and said to her viciously, "I'm warning you, don't laugh at me, or I'll poop on your front door in the dead of night."
The aunt next door was obviously shocked by my sudden arrogance.
I immediately suppressed her arrogance.
"This, this won't do. The feces are so smelly. This won't do, Shang Shisan."
Just as I was about to leave triumphantly, I turned around and saw the young marquis still going crazy and laughing maniacally.
When I saw that he dared to laugh at me so arrogantly, I was immediately furious and wanted to do something evil.
Although he is a young marquis, since I cannot die, I will continue to linger on the edge of death.
Having just gained my freedom, I immediately made a bold decision.
I will devise a bold and vicious plan to exact revenge on the young marquis who has made everyone laugh at me.
Generally speaking, Yunniang, as my think tank and brain, is the best partner to give me advice.
However, now Yunniang has obviously defected to the opponent's side.
I'm alone at this point.
I could only use my clever brain to come up with a perfect conspiracy to teach that damned young marquis a lesson.
My eyes rolled and I immediately thought of what this bold and vicious plan was.
After I came up with the plan, I immediately began to implement my grand conspiracy.
I rushed forward and hit the young marquis hard on the head.
"You wicked ghost, I'll let you tease me, go to hell!"
Amid the exclamations of the crowd, he hit me and ran away.
As he ran, he heard the crowd behind him suddenly become excited, and in an instant everyone split into two groups.
I checked all the way to see if the young marquis was killed by my punch, and then my men and horses started chasing me at full speed.
After running for a while, I was almost exhausted, but the person behind me was still chasing me.
As I ran, I began to regret that there seemed to be something wrong with my plan.
Now I can’t get rid of those annoying guys behind me.
Looking at how noisy they were, I guess they were determined to arrest me.
This time was different from the past. I hit the young marquis, who was a royal relative, hard in public.
I guess he will be dragged back to Caishikou and spanked 100 times.
Thinking of this, I immediately became full of energy and ran all the way towards the unknown future.
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