Chapter 18
(35) The Great Demon King Wei Zhen
In the blink of an eye, it is already midsummer.
In the summer afternoon, the dazzling sunlight makes the ground look like a giant steamer, scorching the earth mercilessly.
I lay on the coffee table, watching the play on the stage bored.
Maybe the cicadas at noon were so loud that I just felt dizzy at the moment.
With the noisy theatrical accompaniment, it felt a bit boring.
"Madam, Madam Fuguo Wei has reminded me several times that I must regulate my daily behavior. You lying on the table watching the show like this is unbecoming of the Prince of Pingnan..."
I glanced at the old lady who kept nagging at me and said, "Shut up!"
"Madam, this old slave really is..."
"If you keep talking, I'll slap you!" I said to the old lady fiercely.
Yunniang, who was sitting next to them, suddenly covered her mouth and laughed.
"Thirteen, during these days of being married to Wei Zhen, you and Wei Zhen have become more and more alike." Yunniang covered her mouth with a fan and said to me with a smile.
I became unhappy when I heard Yunniang's words. "Yunniang, what are you talking about? I'm so kind, innocent, cute, and sensible. I'm nothing like him, that devil."
Yunniang glanced at me coquettishly, and then giggled even louder.
"But others say that you two look like a perfect couple."
Yunniang gently waved her round fan a few times and continued, "People say that in a couple, only one can be clever and the other must be dumb, in order for life to get by. I see that you and Prince Pingnan are both clever, so your life is going well."
"Haha, yes, I, a well-known troublemaker in the world, have been contrasted with the big devil Wei Zhen. Now my whole body has begun to radiate a holy and pure light." I couldn't help but smile bitterly when I thought about what I had experienced in the past six months.
Having said that, I really want to find a fortune teller to tell fortunes for me and the great devil Wei Zhen.
Ever since the day I married Wei Zhen, I felt like this guy was destined to be unlucky for me.
Otherwise, why does he never fall for my pranks?
"Madam, please don't show off such petty tricks in front of your husband." I still remember that Wei Zhen smiled and winked at me more than once after he saw through my tricks to tease him and make him look bad.
Then, while I was shaking with anger, he sauntered out the door.
I thought about how Wei Zhen had mocked me just this morning: "Your silly lover, Gu Shaolian, and I are not the same kind of people. Your little tricks are nothing but child's play in front of me. Don't dream I'll fall for them."
After saying that, he chuckled and took a sip of the tea at hand.
Then, Wei Zhen spat a mouthful of soy sauce onto the ground.
"Hahahaha, I got it, I got it." I jumped up happily on the spot.
In order to perform the full scene, I secretly demonstrated several times how to pretend to be shaking with anger, and how to order the servants to replace the teacup filled with black tea next to Wei Zhen with one filled with soy sauce without anyone noticing.
"Wuhu, I must be a genius!" I danced happily and shouted around the house.
Wei Zhen was obviously also angry with me.
He wiped the soy sauce from the corner of his mouth, walked behind me with a teacup, grabbed me, pinched my nose and forced me to drink the remaining half cup of soy sauce.
"You abused me, I'm going to sue your father!" I coughed and spat some soy sauce on the ground, then pointed at him and cried, "It turns out that the King of Pingnan is a pervert who abuses his wife. Woo woo woo, I'm so pitiful."
As I said this, I knelt on the ground and pretended to cry alone.
Then, I changed my posture, lying on the ground pitifully, and pretended to cry in front of Wei Zhen.
(36) The Great Demon King Wei Zhen
"Thirteen, I see that Wei Zhen has made you plump and white. I can see that he treats you quite well." Yunniang said to me while chuckling and shaking her round fan.
"Please, I'm fat because I have super survival and digestion abilities, okay? What does it have to do with Wei Zhen?" I said unhappily.
"But this at least shows that he didn't abuse you and is a reliable person." Yunniang said to me seriously.
"I'm so cute, well-behaved, obedient, sensible and understanding. What reason does Wei Zhen have to abuse me?" I think about the days when I married him, and how we fought wits and courage to survive. It's really tiring.
"Fortunately, I am a well-educated, intelligent, brave, courageous, combative, kind-hearted, and resolute lady from a noble family, Shang Shisan. Otherwise, an ordinary woman would have died long ago if she had married the great devil Wei Zhen."
After hearing what I said, Yunniang was stunned for a moment.
Then he curled his lips, looked disgusted, and turned to watch the show.
"Why are you ignoring me, Yunniang..."
I tugged at Yunniang's sleeve, and Yunniang tugged at her sleeve fiercely.
"Don't talk to me. What you say is so disgusting." Yunniang said to me in a cold tone.
"Hmph!" I turned my head towards the stage, deliberately avoiding looking at Yunniang's thin body.
Yunniang and I were having an awkward argument when we heard the voices of the crowd outside the door: "Hello, young prince."
I knew it, the big devil Wei Zhen is here.
Sure enough, after a while, Wei Zhen came into the house wearing a black and gold satin robe with his hands behind his back.
Yunniang stood with her eyebrows lowered and bowed to him meekly.
"Yunniang, why are you bowing to your son?" At this moment, I was sitting on my chair, cracking melon seeds and asked Yunniang.
The nanny who had just urged me to sit up straight in the theater rushed forward and scolded me loudly: "Princess, even if you see the prince, you still have to bow."
Wei Zhen raised her hand and waved, and the nanny retreated.
Yunniang ignored me, bowed, and left the small theater swiftly.
Wei Zhen sat down in Yunniang's original seat, then he reached out and took my tea from the front of my table and took a sip.
"Why are you stealing my tea? I'm thirsty after eating sunflower seeds." I said, looking at my teacup.
"I'm afraid you've tampered with other cups. Drinking your tea is the safest." Wei Zhen watched the show and said without turning his head.
"If you drink my tea, you have to agree to my request." I said loudly, my voice suddenly rising several degrees.
Wei Zhen seemed to be frightened by me. His hand holding the cup trembled slightly, and he turned his head to look at me with a puzzled look.
"What do you want?"
"Hehe." I smiled brightly at Wei Zhen, "Help me..."
Before I could finish what I was going to say, I heard Wei Zhen chuckle and say, "Dream on."
"I haven't said anything yet!" I threw melon seed shells at him.
"Whatever you say is just a dream. Just dream your dream." Wei Zhen casually used his hand to block the melon seed shells that I threw at him.
I started to get angry again.
Whenever I get angry, I want to see Wei Zhen make a fool of himself.
You have to make a big fool of yourself in public.
Then, while Wei Zhen stood up to talk to the person next to him, I quietly stood up as well and quietly moved the chair he was sitting on back half a meter.
In this way, when Wei Zhen sits down later, he will sit crookedly and fall down in public in embarrassment.
I saw that he didn't seem to notice my little action, and quietly prepared to sit back in my seat.
Who knew, just when I thought this plan would be a great success, when I sat down on the stool, the stool that was supposed to be under my butt was moved back half a meter.
I squatted down on the ground.
I fell flat on my back with my skirt covering my face.
"Ouch, I'm going to die." I fell down unexpectedly and couldn't help but wail.
Then, I realized something and quickly got up. I was the first to see that the servants around Wei Zhen were all laughing at me.
Then, I saw Wei Zhen with his hands behind his back, his face filled with irrepressible joy, and he looked at me with a raised brow.
"Madam Zhang." The Great Devil glanced sideways, looking at me provocatively and saying, "My dear wife has been in the mansion for so long, how come she still has no manners at all? Please teach her again, so that she won't do anything stupid in the future and bring shame to me, your husband."
I immediately became dissatisfied.
"You teased me and laughed at me for bringing shame upon you?" I asked him, pointing at him.
The big devil is truly worthy of being the big devil, so shameless that it is outrageous.
Wei Zhen just laughed and said, "Whose wife's skirt can cover her face when she falls? If you are not embarrassed, who will be embarrassed?"
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