Xiao Zhen suppressed a laugh as he messaged his secretary: "Hurry up and insert the commercial for the umbrella brand we're endorsing!"
When it was the Chinese delegation's turn to enter, Xiao Zhen suddenly jumped up—the three volunteers walking behind the flag bearer were clearly employees of the milk tea shop at the entrance to his neighborhood! "Oh my god, I was wondering why they were having a buy-one-get-one-free deal lately. Turns out they're all working part-time in Paris!" He immediately received a WeChat message from his sister: "Brother! Remember to ask the TV station to give Xiaofang a camera! If they agree to film her, I'll cover our bubble milk tea business for the whole year!"
The torch lighting sequence was an epic blunder. The mechanism got stuck mid-air, and the torchbearer stood there for five minutes before finally pulling out a lighter and lighting the flame.
Amidst the laughter of the entire audience, Xiao Zhen noticed that Prince Osa was smiling with his eight white teeth showing in the delegation, holding up his mobile phone and taking pictures crazily, probably sending silly videos to his family group.
As the show was over, Xiao Zhen ran into the dejected director of the opening ceremony in the restroom. He was on the phone in broken Chinese: "Mr. Li, the zodiac float you ordered was really detained by customs... What? Using the twelve constellations instead? But the Greek delegation said Sagittarius looks like they're giving the middle finger..."
On the way back to the hotel, Xiao Zhen saw a special report from Phoenix Media - "Unveiling the 12 Heartwarming Moments Behind the Opening Ceremony", which edited all the goof shots into a "French Humor Collection".
The comment section exploded with a bunch of amazing replies: "I suggest choosing Psyduck as the next mascot, as it fits the theme of this year's event. The French have proven with their strength that playing badly is also a form of performance art."
As soon as he entered the lobby, he was grabbed by Sarah: "Look at the family group!" It turned out that Xiao Jin made the picture of Xiao Zhen sucking on the duck neck into "melon-eating crowd.jpg", with the caption "On how to watch the opening ceremony elegantly".
Osa replied immediately: "Uncle, send me the link to the duck neck!" The old man sent a voice message: "Little bastard, leave two boxes for me!"
Xiao Zhen collapsed on the sofa and sighed: "This is not the opening ceremony, it's clearly the comedy finals."
Suddenly, a reminder popped up on the phone - the video of him sucking on a duck neck had been played over 100 million times on TikTok, and Zhou Hei Ya’s official Weibo account immediately claimed it: #The only designated stress-relieving tool for the Paris Olympics#.
Of course, this is a crazy imaginary version, but some of Erection's things, which can be called performance art, were indeed collectively blocked by several major international mainstream broadcasting media and replaced with a real-time night view of Paris.
The various spoof opening ceremonies of the Pan American Internet Global Communication are really popular. Even if you don’t compare it with the unparalleled Beijing Olympic opening ceremony, the romantic Paris, the capital of luxury, is also very disappointing.
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