Xiao Zhen is 41 years old in his two lives, and this is his first time to be a father. In order to be a good newborn dad, this guy was forced by his mother and pregnant wife to attend a novice training camp.
This guy is a person with a strong desire to learn. He absorbs knowledge quickly. After half a month, he can skillfully take care of pregnant women and provide professional psychological counseling.
Xiao Zhen was taken by Ivanka to attend a childbirth experience class. Even someone as strong as Xiao Zhen with his abnormal physique felt a little tired. After the experience, Xiao Zhen looked at the fat girl Ivanka and didn't know how painful it would be for this woman to give birth.
Half a month before her due date, Ivanka started to order Xiao Zhen around.
"Husband!" Ivanka's voice came out
Xiao Zhen knew something was wrong, so he quickly put down the "100 Questions About Parenting" in his hand and asked, "What's wrong, baby? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
"I'm eating sour grapes!" Ivanka said.
Xiao Zhen knew that the day's work had arrived, "Okay, let's go buy it!"
Xiao Zhen went next door to ask his mother to come over to look after the pregnant woman, then took the car keys and went to IKEA first.
As a result, there were only sweet ones and no sour ones. It was the time when grapes were on the shelves, so there were no sour grapes. Xiao Zhen knew that this woman was not a good person.
After Xiao Zhen had gone through so much trouble to buy the sour ones, the woman would definitely say she wanted to eat sweet ones. Xiao Zhen had experience, so he directly bought sour papaya and grapes of different sweetness and put them next door.
"Honey, there are no sour grapes, they are all sweet. I bought sour papaya and I guarantee it is very sour!" Xiao Zhen said like a dog, holding the sour papaya.
When his mother saw Xiao Zhen coming back, she went back next door to continue her knitting business.
Wen Yunshu felt that this girl was a little too pretentious, but when he thought about it, she was only 19 or 20 years old and had never experienced such things.
"Hubby, I don't eat sour things, I want to eat sweet grapes." It is true.
"Okay, I'll be right there!" Xiao Zhen went to the next door and pulled out grapes of different sweetness.
"Baby, how about the sweetness and variety?" Xiao Zhen bought all the varieties.
"Sunshine Rose!" Ivanka pouted with her lips raised.
Knowing that she still needed someone to peel the skin and feed it to her, Xiao Zhen looked at her big belly and endured it. He took out the Sunshine Rose, washed it, and then peeled it one by one to feed this arrogant woman.
After eating more than a dozen pills, this guy fell asleep hugging Xiao Zhen's waist. Pregnant women are prone to sleepiness!
Xiao Zhen couldn't move and could only reluctantly lie down on the bed.
After two or three hours, the pregnant woman woke up and said that her hands and feet were numb. Xiao Zhen then turned into a masseur and gave the woman a full body massage. Ivanka felt so comfortable that she looked like a grunting pig.
Wen Yunshu came over and looked at the pregnant woman who was making a fuss. He also held his forehead and asked what she wanted to eat for lunch.
"Mom, whatever!" Ivanka was still embarrassed and slowly moved her body half lying down and said
Wen Yunshu called his son to the door to take his lunch, and Xiao Zhen immediately took the car keys and returned to No. 11 Deep Water Bay.
The family had already prepared the special confinement meals, and Lao Kong also prepared lunch for Xiao Zhen and his mother, and Xiao Zhen brought them to the Yanghe Hospital.
Xiao Zhen and Wen Yunshu, mother and son, were eating Sichuan cuisine, while the pregnant woman was eating postpartum meals. Halfway through the meal, he came over to grab the Sichuan cuisine. Xiao Zhen knew this guy was like this.
After lunch, Xiao Zhen chatted with his wife and mother, then helped Ivanka take a walk in the small garden of the hospital to help digest the food.
"Honey, I'm tired, carry me back to the room!" Ivanka said after strolling for less than a quarter of an hour.
"Okay, it doesn't matter if she becomes Aunt Ivanka in the future!" Xiao Zhen shrugged and said
"Then I'll continue my walk..."
Ivanka is most afraid of becoming a Russian with a pot belly. Xiao Zhen is so bad that he specially collected photos of Russian women before and after giving birth and showed them to this girl in a notebook.
Xiao Zhen was in both pain and joy as he accompanied the naughty big mare in the VIP delivery room of the Hong Kong Sanatorium and Hospital to wait for the birth. After all, they were twins and their bodies were heavy, so no matter how much attention he paid to them, it would not be excessive.
Outside the hospital, all the financial institutions of the Xiao family, father and son, withdrew from major global stock markets in mid-July to cash out, waiting for the bearded men to start the bumper machines.
As expected, his equally asshole father-in-law thought he had obtained some incredible business intelligence and wanted to get a piece of the pie, but his relative-in-law Xiao Zhengtang called and stopped him in time.
Otherwise, this guy might be thrown into Guantanamo Bay prison when the reckoning comes. This matter could really be that serious.
Xiao Zhen was really bored, so apart from cooperating with his wife in various activities, he took out his Huaguang notebook and started to create a parent-child reading material called "Xiao Zhen's 108 Bedtime Stories".
Just before his wife gave birth, he had already created the 80th story, which was in Chinese and English. The comics and animation departments took the already created parts to adapt and add illustrations.
While Xiao Zhen, the tentacle monster, was typing, Ivanka stared at her man writing the book, and she felt extremely happy.
On August 2, Xiao Zhen sent his private plane to pick up his jerk father-in-law and divorced mother-in-law to Gangcheng.
The children were due in the next few days, and Xiao Zhen already knew they were a pair of healthy little boys.
He looked quite healthy, so Xiao Zhen invited his father-in-law and mother-in-law to come over and booked a room for him.
Only then did he find out that his mother-in-law had broken up with her senator boyfriend and was hiking in the Grand Canyon to heal her broken heart.
Xiao Zhen opened his mouth but didn't know what to say. His father-in-law was full of energy and usually went out with Uncle Niu Wenxi every day to attend various gatherings of wealthy people in the Greater Bay Area.
Two days after her due date, on the afternoon of August 8, Ivanka suddenly complained of stomach pain. Xiao Zhen immediately sounded the alarm. In less than a minute, a large group of doctors and nurses came and sent her to the delivery room.
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