【all you】Young Master is holding an audition to find a bride
Am I dreaming? I guess I am dreaming.
You don't know what to do when facing Uncle Jiang standing in front of you. You only remember that the last time you saw Uncle Jiang was last time, so why did he appear as soon as you opened the door today?
You tentatively reached out and touched it.
Uncle Jiang didn't even move to retreat or resist, and you touched his face smoothly. It was slightly cool, elastic, and smooth, and it felt pretty good.
You feel incredible: "Uncle Jiang, you?"
Uncle Jiang nodded at you: "The sun is high in the sky, it's time to get up."
You understand, Uncle Jiang must have come into your dream again to urge you to get up and practice swordplay... What's going on? Why is it that every time I dream of Uncle Jiang, it's always about practicing swordplay! Don't you have anything else in your mind?
You were still distracted when you heard Uncle Jiang continue, "Are you still not leaving? Han Xiangxun must be waiting anxiously."
Do you need Aunt Han to watch you practice sword fighting? You didn't understand, but you followed Uncle Jiang obediently and came to the open space next to the ferry.
The place was filled with blaring gongs and drums, blasting firecrackers, waving red flags, and a sea of people. In the center, there was a stage with a banner hanging above it: "Buxianxian Young Master's Bride Recruitment Meeting."
...What the hell? You almost trip over a branch.
Aunt Han sat on the throne in the middle of the stage, and Hong Xian, holding a candied haws, shouted excitedly, "Today, our Buxianxian's young master, my boss, is going to marry!"
Everyone cheered in a very respectful manner.
Hong Xian continued to announce: "Let me briefly state the requirements here: First, both men and women are welcome!"
You suspect you heard wrongly.
Amidst the cheers, Hong Xian continued shouting, "Second, tall, muscular, and good-looking! The final right of interpretation for this one belongs to my boss and Madam Han!"
You think with relief that Hong Xian has really grown up and now understands the minimum standards for choosing a man.
Then I heard Hong Xian shout again: "Three, you can marry into Buxianxianlai, you are hardworking and capable of working!"
...Was this added by Aunt Han?
Hong Xian continued, "Fourth, he has strong martial arts skills and is able to protect the young master! The final right of interpretation for this one belongs to Hero Jiang!"
Uncle Jiang, you? You turned around in disbelief. Uncle Jiang was looking at you and nodded slightly: "My martial arts skills are too poor to protect you. I'm worried."
You twitched your lips and asked tentatively, "So, what is the standard for martial arts proficiency...?"
Uncle Jiang said without hesitation: "You can fight with me."
You think to yourself, then you will probably end up living alone.
"Now!" Hong Xian said, hands on her hips, excited and proud. "Let's begin! First round, the appearance assessment. Candidates, please come to the stage one by one!"
...So who are the candidates? Uncle Jiang took your hand, dazed, and led you to Aunt Han on the stage. Uncle Jiang whispered, "Look carefully and pick the one you like." Then he walked away.
You looked at Aunt Han in a daze, and Aunt Han raised the corner of her mouth towards you: "Open your eyes. Those ugly things are fine, but we can't afford to lose this person."
You think Aunt Han is right.
Then, you saw the first candidate to come to power - Zhao Guangyi.
...Isn’t it a bit outrageous that the prefect of Kaifeng comes on stage to choose a son-in-law?
You stared at Aunt Han in amazement. Aunt Han wasn't looking at you, but was commenting on Zhao Guangyi: "...He's not bad looking, but why would a grown man wear makeup? His highlight...is the size of his chest. What do you think?"
You felt uneasy being asked for your opinion, especially with Zhao Guangyi staring at you. You grunted twice and closed your eyes. "I think... it's not bad."
"Okay, it seems you also like people with broad minds." Aunt Han clapped her hands in satisfaction. "Okay, I've passed."
"Passed! Next one, please!" Hong Xian shouted immediately.
Then you see... General Xiao Zhang?!
You thought you might have drunk too much, so you rubbed your eyes hard and found that Zhang Huaishen in a red robe was still on the stage. And, maybe because the weather in Qinghe was just right, he was not wearing a fur-collared coat.
You wonder in your heart: Without his real body, is he still Zhang Huaishen?
Aunt Han commented sharply, "He's good-looking... but why is he so dark? If we were to go out together, wouldn't the two of you be the Black and White Impermanence? His bright spot... He's also quite magnanimous, like a wolf cub, quite wild."
Aunt Han finished her comments and turned to look at you: "Speak."
You sincerely say, "This kind of wild beauty is in fashion right now. What's the point of just having pale skin? Dark skin looks good too!"
"The little girl has quite a wide range of interests." Aunt Han sneered. "Okay, I've passed."
"Passed! Next one, please!"
You think you should make some more chrysanthemum water for Hong Xian to drink after this matchmaking meeting, as it is very tiring for your throat.
The next person to come on stage was Yingying, who had platinum blonde hair, was dressed in gorgeous clothes, and was so beautiful that it was difficult to tell whether she was a man or a woman...?
You were taken aback for two seconds before coming back to your senses. You heard Aunt Han comment beside you: "... Not bad, this is a good look."
Aunt Han, if you're so tolerant, those men would have complained about something shady going on!
You can feel Yingying looking at you with starry eyes, and you immediately say, "Beautiful, pretty, beautiful."
Aunt Han gave you a look that said "you're useless".
The red line announced: "The first round is over! The winner will enter the second round later!"
You suddenly feel disappointed: "Is this the end?" There are still a few things you hope to see that haven't appeared yet!
Aunt Han gave you a sidelong glance and said, "What's the rush? Aren't there a few people who have a good relationship with our family who have skipped the first round and went straight to the second round?"
...This shady dealings are a bit too obvious! Zhao Guangyi won't use his power to ban you Buxianxian!
"Round two, high-platform competition!" Hong Xian cleared his throat. "Participants will take the stage one by one to compete with Hero Jiang. Only those who receive Hero Jiang's approval will advance to the third round!"
You looked up blankly and found that Uncle Jiang was already standing on the stage, holding a sword in his hand, and wearing a rare black suit with gold patterns... He looked in great shape!
However, when you think that Uncle Jiang might use this to beat up those handsome men and beautiful women one by one, you can't help but worry.
The first person to come on stage was Chen Zixi.
...Wait, how could it be Chen Zixi! Isn't he a doctor?! You jumped up in shock and shouted to Uncle Jiang: "Uncle Jiang, please go easy on him! That's Brother Zixi——"
Uncle Jiang glanced at you, didn't answer you, and took a stance, raising his sword.
Why does this move look like it's about to release sword energy? Uncle Jiang, aren't you and Brother Zixi close friends? What's the deep hatred? You secretly tightened your grip on the Tang sword, ready to save Chen Zixi at any time.
Chen Zixi actually smiled, waving his fan towards you and saying, "What are you afraid of? Just wait and see."
...Waiting to see you get beaten? You couldn't help but cover your face.
Something unexpected happened. You'd never seen Chen Zixi fight before, so you hadn't imagined he could even go toe-to-toe with Uncle Jiang! Could this be the legendary violent nanny?
But the nurse was obviously no match for the output, and soon, Uncle Jiang's sword stopped in front of Chen Zixi's chest.
Hong Xian shouted: "Pass! Next one, please!"
You're now certain that Uncle Jiang seems to be giving his old friend some slack. You can't help but breathe a sigh of relief: Great, you don't have to be alone forever!
The next person to come to power was Zhao Guangyi.
You nervously gripped your knife again. Zhao Guangyi's two moves weren't even as good as yours. If you hadn't stopped him in time, wouldn't you have been left with his body? ...Wait, what's the sentence for killing the emperor's brother, the current Prince of Jin?
Uncle Jiang sheathed his sword and said calmly, "I know your brother. You are not even as good as that girl. I won't attack you. Just admit defeat."
Zhao Guangyi stood with his hands behind his back and said confidently: "Although I am not as good as you, I don't have to admit defeat. I can let her fight you."
...Did you hear correctly? Zhao Guangyi asked you to fight for him in your own martial arts competition to win a bride? What kind of outrageous idea could anyone come up with?
Uncle Jiang frowned and looked at you: "What do you think?"
You want to beat Zhao Guangyi first.
But for Brother Zhao's sake, you can't do this. You suddenly realized the horror of people with connections, and nodded to Uncle Jiang while enduring the humiliation.
Uncle Jiang glanced at the red line, and the little girl immediately said, "Passed! Next person, please!"
You despairingly think, it doesn't matter who's here, what's the point of competing, just take them all!
The next person to come on stage was Zhang Huaishen.
As soon as you saw it, you inexplicably became excited. You know Zhang Huaishen, Marshal Kuanglan, the direct disciple of the first Marshal, the defender of Liangzhou, and the leader of the Guiyi Army. It's hard to say who will win and who will lose in a fight between him and Uncle Jiang!
The expressions of the two people on the stage were very solemn. Uncle Jiang was holding a sword and Zhang Huaishen was holding a Mo Dao.
In a flash, they were in action. The clanging of weapons echoed endlessly, and with your level, you could only see their afterimages!
The crowd watching was stunned, and you were stunned too. Aunt Han, who was sitting next to you, seemed to be thinking, "This Zhang Huaishen, his kung fu is quite good."
Of course! If Marshal Kuang Lan can’t deal with Uncle Jiang, where will Kuang Lan put his face!!!
At that moment, there was a loud boom, and the entire platform collapsed, except for where you and Aunt Han were. Billowing dust and smoke obscured everything. Everyone coughed and covered their mouths and noses. Hong Xian was still shouting, "Where are they? Where are they?! If anyone is still there, please make a sound!"
The smoke and dust cleared.
Uncle Jiang and Zhang Huaishen stood face to face in the ruins, one holding a sword and the other holding a Mo Dao, looking as if nothing had happened.
Aunt Han shook the dirt off her dress and stood up. "General Xiao Zhang, I didn't invite you to the stage to compete, so you don't have to tear it down. Remember to pay for it later."
You are surprised to find that Aunt Han is also capable of abstraction.
Zhang Huaishen clasped his fists apologetically and said, "Sorry, I don't have that much money on me. I'll send someone to bring it over later."
Aunt Han immediately nodded to Uncle Jiang with satisfaction: "Not bad, he knows how to handle things, and his knife skills are pretty good."
Hong Xian saw the signal and shouted, "Passed! Next one, please!"
When the next person comes on stage, you are so shocked that you can't even hold the knife.
——Why is Brother Dao here? Is he crazy or are you crazy?!
Brother Dao raised his knife and raised his chin towards Uncle Jiang: "Mr. Jiang, how about a few moves?"
Uncle Jiang looked at him, made a sword flower, and jumped up.
You watched them fighting for your hand in marriage, feeling incredibly strange and wanting to stop immediately. After a moment's thought, you asked Aunt Han, "Aunt Han, isn't Uncle Jiang's fighting a round-the-clock battle? Can he handle it?"
Aunt Han raised her eyebrows, half smiling, "To be the main wife without even this much ability, wouldn't that be a laughing stock?"
...What did Aunt Han say? You stared at her, stunned: "...Main wife?!"
Aunt Han said, "Didn't you say that you wanted Jiang Yan to be your first wife? You can only accept someone he approves of."
You wondered vaguely, are you really that awesome? You want Uncle Jiang to be your first wife, and even have a harem? Why don't you just charge into the palace, kick Brother Zhao out, and take over yourself?
It wasn't unusual for Dao Ge to pass, and you were mentally prepared. However, when you saw that the next person was Tian Ying, you completely collapsed.
You asked Aunt Han in self-doubt, "Am I too crazy? Why do I offend everyone?"
Aunt Han nodded without any surprise. "It's good that you know, little girl. Do you finally understand how devastated Jiang Yan is?"
You looked at Uncle Jiang. His face was expressionless, and he didn't look like he was broken down... You couldn't believe he was even more broken down than you! If anyone was going to be broken down right now, shouldn't you be the one who was most broken down?
Tian Ying and Uncle Jiang almost turned the ruins of the platform into powder.
You sit there with your eyes blank, having forgotten what day it is.
Aunt Han remained calm. She leaned in close and whispered to you, "That Yingying is, after all, a weak woman whose martial arts skills have been crippled. So I'll make the decision and let her pass."
Yingying...Master Dongque, a weak woman?
You looked at Aunt Han in disbelief: "Aunt Han, the one you support the most is Yingying?"
"Ahem," Aunt Han cleared her throat and looked up at the sky as if nothing had happened. "I heard that the Wen family are all business geniuses, nicknamed the Living God of Wealth..."
You covered your face, "Okay, I understand. You don't have to say it."
So, in the second round, no one was eliminated, and there were even a few more candidates than in the first round.
You even wonder if Uncle Jiang just wanted to show off his nameless swordsmanship.
The red line over there had already struck the gong: "Now get ready to continue! In the third round, the young master chooses Qiuxiang... No, husband! Please invite the boss to choose the husband of his choice!"
The little girl ran over with a wink and handed you a bouquet of flowers: "Boss, take this and give it to whoever you like!"
You stood up with mixed feelings, looked at the handsome men and beautiful women standing in a row not far away, and silently lowered your head to count them.
One, two, three... That's great, there are more than a dozen flowers, so there's no need to worry about not having enough.
After thinking about it, you start to curse yourself again: What’s the difference between you and a scumbag girl!!!
...Although, some scumbags are also quite good. Others want to scumbag but don't have the chance yet. Quickly preparing yourself mentally, you hold the flowers and walk towards them.
Uncle Jiang was standing right in the front, his arms folded as he looked at you, a rare hint of warning in his dark eyes... Uh, it seemed like he was warning you?
Not daring to meet his eyes, you quickly pulled out a flower and handed it to him.
Fortunately, Uncle Jiang took it, then raised his hand and hit you on the head with his knuckles.
You breathed a sigh of relief and continued walking forward.
Chen Zixi tilted his head and looked at you, gently waving the folding fan in his hand, bringing up a breeze soaked in fragrance.
"Brother Zixi..." You called out in a flattering tone and took out a flower and gave it to him.
"You frivolous little girl." Chen Zixi chuckled and took the flower branch and twisted it. "Don't worry, if you get beaten, I can definitely heal you."
??? Can he please stop cursing you?
The next one standing is Brother Dao.
You were really afraid that Brother Dao was going to beat you up, so you whispered to him, "Brother Dao, if you're threatened, just blink..."
Brother Dao glared at you and said, "Are you asking for a beating, little bastard?"
…Okay, he didn’t blink. You didn’t know if you were nervous or excited, so you also picked a flower and gave it to him. He took it calmly, holding the flower that seemed to have nothing to do with him in his hand.
Standing in front of Tian Ying, you suddenly recalled the horror of being dominated by the legendary third-level king... If you go back on your word and don't spend it on him, will he kick you?
Tian Ying glanced at you and said calmly, "No one is threatening me."
...has this guy learned to answer quickly? You pulled out a flower, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, but still holding it out to him with both hands.
Tian Ying seemed to sigh softly: "What are you afraid of? I won't kick you." Then he took it.
...Is he the roundworm in your stomach???
Zhang Huai looked at you with a deep smile. Compared with other people with strong aura, he was simply a sunny and cheerful boy.
You couldn't help but sigh: "Huai Shen, you are so handsome..."
Then, under the murderous gazes of others, he silently shut up and handed over the flowers.
Zhang Huaishen smiled and whispered to you, "I'll have a drink with you later. I've been looking forward to hearing about your tears of separation for a long time."
...He is really good. How did he stay single until now?
Zhao Guangyi was dressed in purple official uniform, which made him stand out among the candidates.
You inexplicably feel that the bright peony in your hand suits him quite well. He looks at you with a half-smile, takes it and hangs it around his waist in a serious manner.
It immediately reminds you of the young man in white, Jin Zhongyuan.
"My dear hero, are you satisfied with Yingying?" Yingying asked you with a smile.
You nodded vigorously: "Satisfied, satisfied."
Yingying happily took your hand, her tone even gentler: "My dear hero, I'm waiting for you here. Remember to come find me later."
You suddenly forgot what you wanted to say and could only say "Okay, okay".
Hong Xian happily banged the gong and announced, "Okay! Then, according to our boss's wishes, everyone present will be chosen as his husband!"
You suddenly wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into, but Hong Xian continued to shout, "Everyone, pay attention! Uncle Jiang is the legal wife, so no matter how much you fight or how much you quarrel, don't do it in front of Uncle Jiang!"
Ahhh, Red Line, stop talking about this, it's so embarrassing! You can't help but stare blankly at the sky.
Hong Xian continued to beat the gong and shouted, "According to Madam Han's instructions, now, please all get to work together! Contribute your strength to building a better Buxianxian!"
You sat there, dumbfounded, watching them disperse. Some were hunting, some were cooking, some were making porcelain... Wait, why did Zhang Huaishen have to take off a sleeve to make such a show just to hunt a deer? How did Zhao Guangyi switch his title to Jin Zhongyuan in a split second?
There were many questions in your head, big and small. The biggest question was, why did Uncle Jiang, who didn't have to work, walk towards you? Why did he pick you up so swiftly, sit on your chair, and then put you on his lap?
Uncle Jiang saw you staring at him, a smile in his eyes, and tapped your forehead again: "Didn't you choose all these people? Why are you so lost in thought?"
You were a little dazed and subconsciously said something nice: "Because Uncle Jiang is so handsome, I was stunned by him."
Uncle Jiang pinched your face and whispered to you, "You'd better wake up."
...Wake up? What do you mean by wake up?
You woke up in a daze and confusion. When you opened your eyes, you found that the room was dark, with only a faint candlelight flickering in the distance.
There was the sound of pitter-pattering rain outside the window. Jiang Yan was sitting next to you by the window, holding a bowl of wine in his hand. He lowered his eyes slightly and looked at you: "Did you have a nightmare? You kept talking in your sleep."
You blinked and asked stupidly, "What did I say?"
Jiang Yan curled up the corners of his mouth slightly and said softly, "You've been calling me."
You finally realized that everything that just happened was a dream. You subconsciously turned over and sat up, lying on Jiang Yan's lap: "Brother Yan, you don't know what a nightmare I just had. A bunch of people, including Uncle Tian Ying and Brother Dao, came to Buxianxian to collect debts from me! I was scared to death!"
——Asking for a debt of love can also be considered a form of debt collection, right?
Jiang Yan smiled and kissed you on the forehead: "Don't be afraid, I'm here."
You breathed a sigh of relief quietly, and just as you were about to kiss him back, you heard him suddenly say, "But you were also calling Chen Zixi in your dream."
You looked at him, bewildered for a moment.
Jiang Yan lowered his head and kissed your lips, his voice light: "This is the last time, I don't want to hear anyone else's name from your mouth again."
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