Heartbreak Rescue Plan 1
"You mean..." Lin Yehuan, sporting panda eyes from the end-of-term week, was so shocked by the words that his eye bags almost fell to the ground. "You mean, you're a gay man with very traditional family values, and in order to conform to your family's views, you chose to let your partner date another girl while dating you?!"
"Hmm~" Li Zheng's slightly coquettish voice gave her goosebumps.
Lin Yehuan wasn't too shocked, though. He could now roughly understand why Xu Pengpeng was the only one who was rated "S".
This melodramatic plot development was so ridiculous that if she hadn't heard the voice coming from right next to her, she would have seriously doubted whether she had been driven mad by the system and was hallucinating, or whether she had read too many novels and completely lost her mind.
“Our family values are quite traditional.” At the same location, drinking the same coffee, with the same expression, Shao Xi said the same thing as Li Zheng.
"Then you two are really unconventional." Lin Yehuan had already removed all language restrictions when he reached perfection, but he still habitually remained silent in front of him, only secretly complaining.
"We have different views."
"Which 'she'? Is it 'she' or 'he'?" Lin Yehuan rejected statements with unclear subjects.
"Xu Pengpeng," Shao Xi paused for a moment after being asked the question, then continued, "My family is more traditional, while her family is more open-minded. We have many different views, for example..."
For example, you want to commit lesbian fraud and even want her to have a son for your boyfriend, but she exposes you.
Are you kidding me? Who's open-minded and who's feudal?
"For example, I don't like concerts or traveling, but she does. We don't really see eye to eye."
Are these all important points?!
Lin Yehuan felt nauseous listening to his overused and clichéd arguments. "You're saying she's being extreme right now?"
"She's too emotional, I don't know how to explain things to her, please be considerate of her feelings."
That's because you're fundamentally wrong. It's not that you can't explain it, it's just that you can't clear your name.
[Standard dialogue template detected, male protagonist's hypocrisy value +50]
Don't activate any weird debuffs randomly! Besides, how could he hear you from that far away?!
After complaining about the scumbag boyfriend, Lin Yehuan also complained about the system, which drove him to the brink of a meltdown, yet he still had to restrain himself and maintain his composure.
“She’s always like this; it takes her a long time to calm down. This time, I really lost my patience.”
Oh, who cares? Is your patience something to be valued? Lin Yehuan curled his lips speechlessly. He knew these two were no good, but he didn't expect things to happen so suddenly and so clichéd.
Having had enough of his seemingly calm but actually oppressive emotional outbursts and slander, Lin Yehuan politely called a pause. Amidst the expectation that he would go crazy or develop some kind of illness, she turned and left without saying a word.
As a law-abiding, perfectly elegant, and exemplary citizen, she couldn't bring herself to waste resources by splashing water or coffee on scumbags.
"Do you understand everything?" Lu Xingzhi had been waiting in the car for a long time. He felt a little regretful that he had made such a friend. Seeing that she was so angry that she couldn't even open her eyes, he took out the iced drink he had prepared.
"It couldn't be clearer." Lin Yehuan had just endured two professional exams like a hawk burning the midnight oil, and hadn't had a moment to rest when he was suddenly awakened by the system's alarm. Now was the time when he was brimming with resentment.
Unfortunately, the system doesn't give her any time to take care of herself.
[A significant emotional fluctuation has been detected in Xu Pengpeng. Please provide immediate reassurance.]
The phone call won't go through.
Lin Yehuan could only follow the location given by the system to find his way to the dormitory building.
Couldn't they just write that she was in bed?! Lin Yehuan, who wandered around the school in a maze of twists and turns, finally found himself standing under Xu Pengpeng's bed turning on the air conditioner for her, and he was speechless.
How can it not sway in this heat? Even a camel would sway a bit.
The two beds were diagonally opposite each other. Lin Yehuan was afraid that he might fall asleep and lose consciousness, so he bought a folding bed from the system and slept next to her.
Those who are under special attention should receive the same treatment as those under special attention, so now we don't have to worry about her running away secretly.
This is what they call a genius with a brilliant plan.
After Xu Pengpeng moved the leg that was pressing on her off for the third time, she finally woke up completely. She almost thought that she was experiencing sleep paralysis and would never wake up again.
The meticulously planned Lin Datian was completely unaware of the commotion and slept soundly, dreaming of becoming a billionaire from the time of Pangu's creation of the world.
Waking up to find yourself eating a meal brought to you by someone you're particularly interested in—how can that not be considered a success?
For the next few days, Xu Pengpeng acted quite calmly, as if nothing had happened, if it weren't for the large "S" on her head that revealed her personality.
The most agonizing final week finally passed, and Lin Yehuan never saw Shao Xi and Li Zheng again. He probably relied on his "greater heart and less conscience" to generously forgive the ignorance of everyone else and was sent back to his original world by the system.
All that remained was Xu Pengpeng and the unmoving rank badge above her head.
Lin Yehuan suddenly had a thought that was not so normal in terms of normalcy, but quite normal in this system.
"Don't tell me I need to find her a new soulmate."
[All rescue missions in this system adhere to the "people-centered" principle, avoid routine procedures, and refuse to compromise on compensation.]
How can this be done?
[The solution is unknown and you will need to explore it on your own.]
Looking at the flushed face across from him, who had just finished another pitcher of beer, Lin Yehuan offered a rather poor suggestion: "Let's go on a trip."
“Okay!” Xu Pengpeng, like a strong man in a novel, slammed the cup on the table, and gently comforted the poor little table and cup in the face of the boss’s death stare. “Where to go? I’ll make a plan right now.”
[WARNING! Due to the heavy workload of your summer missions, exploration access to other maps has been restricted. Please plan your vacation time accordingly.]
Lin Yehuan choked slightly and stopped her from picking up her phone. "I'll arrange it. You can eat."
"Didn't we say we were going...on vacation?"
“Of course, any place I haven’t been to is considered tourism.” Lin Yehuan adjusted his non-existent sunglasses on his nose and said mysteriously, “You’ll like it.”
The car circled around City A. On the empty roads at night, Lin Yehuan drove fast and fast. The night wind hit his face, making him unable to resist leaving his mind behind.
Commonly known as: feeling a bit oxygen-deprived.
Just before Xu Pengpeng's hair was about to be styled, it finally stopped at a doorway that felt both familiar and unfamiliar.
The interior design is familiar, but the location is unfamiliar.
The door was opened without warning, and Xu Pengpeng's heart, which she had just managed to calm down, was thrown out again.
Does this courtyard... have no head?
The stone walls stood tall, covered in lush, verdant ivy that meandered like a tapestry. The fragrance of some unknown flower mingled with the air, and a trickle of water cascaded from the mouths of the animal-head stone sculptures, flowing into the pool below, creating a continuous murmur. In the dim light, the entire courtyard seemed to sink into a hazy dream. The car finally stopped. Lin Yehuan felt like he'd been thoroughly ripped off by Gu Ye during this short drive. Tsk, those damned rich people.
Lu Xingzhi followed the two in, like a bodyguard protecting them.
Gu Ye, the host, acted more like a butler, leading the two around and explaining: "Fifteen bedrooms, choose whichever you like."
Lin Yehuan was too tired to walk any further, so he stayed in the first bedroom and refused to leave.
"I memorized these lines on purpose, can't you give me some face?" Gu Ye complained angrily, locked out of the room.
"Come in." Lin Yehuan reluctantly opened the door. "Just stand here and recite."
Xu Pengpeng was in an unexpectedly good mood. Seeing that he was embarrassed, she took the initiative to ask to see the other bedrooms, leaving the other two people to act as the Valley Masters of Heartbreak Valley.
To maintain overall harmony, all bedrooms share the same decorating style, differing only in color scheme.
It doesn't seem to make a big difference.
If there's anything to say, it's that the first bedroom is the most beautiful; the rest are like deliberate imitations, poor imitations.
Gu Ye, however, talked on and on about the origin of pigments and the ideas for mixing them, speaking eloquently and vividly. If it weren't for the sound of something breaking downstairs, she probably would have become a bookworm today.
Gu Ye's hearing was exceptionally sharp at that moment, and he could even realize that it was an old relic on the right side of the third-floor stairwell. He quickly rushed downstairs, hoping to fix it using the three-second rule.
The old antique remained standing, while Gu Ye grew increasingly panicked as he ran, gradually becoming a dragging, flying creature.
"You guys... fixed it?"
Lin Yehuan took out his phone and pressed play.
The crisp sound warmed Xu Pengpeng's heart.
"So you conspired with her to lie to me?"
"I was just answering her question about which item was the most valuable." Lu Xingzhi's intelligence wasn't high enough, but he could still make a lie sound righteous. "No need to thank me, helping you with the explanation task is what I should do."
Gu Ye couldn't get angry at all; on the contrary, he felt a strange sense of satisfaction from being rebuked.
"He's normal!" Gu Ye was excessively excited. "Did you hear that? He..."
"Have you gone crazy from staying up all night?" Lu Xingzhi looked at him with concern and even touched his forehead to check his temperature. "I told you to use a hairdryer after washing your hair, but you insisted on learning how to use a spin dryer yourself. Now look what happened, your brain, which wasn't big to begin with, has been shaken out."
Lin Yehuan's previously listless eyes gradually widened. "You..." So you can speak such long sentences all at once?
[Male protagonist's language ability recovery progress: 50%, currently in a state of indiscriminate attack, please continue to explore and upgrade]
That scumbag truly lives up to his name; he even left her with a huge mess before he left.
Lin Yehuan swallowed her words. She didn't have a penchant for being roasted. Given his current aggressiveness, if she really listened to him say something like that, she might have to go through the whole or even the next year.
"..." Xu Pengpeng also noticed Lu Xingzhi's unusual behavior. She wanted to say something, but was too embarrassed to, so she only uttered a few meaningless monosyllables.
"Let's all rest first." Lin Yehuan hurriedly stopped the situation from escalating. Before she could come up with a perfect retort, it was best not to provoke him.
Otherwise, haha, otherwise who knows what other dirty tricks this broken system is hiding.
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