You have no idea what love is!



You have no idea what love is!

Lin Yehuan glanced at it quickly with the document translator he had redeemed from the system. In short, it didn't seem like something a human could come up with.

In addition to the original labels above their heads, a red ranking symbol appeared, representing each person's competitiveness in this project.

The road conditions are rated S, which is excellent.

"I'm SS+..." Lin Yehuan touched his nose guiltily, "Is it okay to just slack off?"

[Ratings are for reference only and are subject to change based on individual efforts.]

Lin Yehuan nodded, glancing to his left twice: Xu Pengpeng being an S is one thing, but why is Gu Ye S+?! Does he even understand science?!

You don't understand love.

You talk like you know everything.

While they were complaining, the four of them had already been taken from the office to the laboratory by their senior sister. During the time Lin Yehuan spent there, he deeply experienced what it meant for plans to go awry. Before his mind could even process it, he was already wearing a lab coat.

"Your task this afternoon is to organize the reagents you need." The senior female student in charge explained the separation of the medicine cabinets before being summoned away again, leaving behind a few new recruits and two senior male students in the back row who were conducting experiments.

Although the entire laboratory was packed full, and the fume hoods and the green plants on the balcony, which had been there for who knows how long, looked like they were barely hanging on, it was quite clean and tidy compared to the organic laboratory next door. The medicines were neatly arranged by category, with clear labels, and even the toxicity and recycling methods were written on slips of paper and pasted on the back.

There must be some story behind this, Lin Yehuan thought, before being interrupted by a voice behind him.

“In the past, the lab next door rarely stored reagents according to labels,” Xu Yin rushed back from his office again, carrying several lab report books. “Back then, there was a genius in their research group who could identify a drug just by taking a sniff, and he never got it wrong.”

"I told him then to write his will as soon as possible."

"And then?" Lin Yehuan took the experiment notebooks and distributed them, writing his name on them.

“He wrote it,” Xu Yin paused, as if organizing his thoughts, “but it was almost never used.”

"..." The group exchanged glances, unsure whether to laugh or not, and in unison raised the upper right corner of their lips into a strange arc.

“Relax,” Xu Yin patted Lin Yehuan on the shoulder. “He told me to tell this story as a joke in the future.”

Lin Yehuan's mood became even more complicated. He curled his left upper lip into a strange arc, and the muscles on the upper half of his face were all jumbled together, making it impossible to tell what his expression was.

"Isn't it funny?"

"We're a little hesitant to laugh," the four of them said in unison.

"Be content," the two people in the back row said as they finished their work, taking off their gloves and walking over. "Senior sister, this is definitely the best expression you've made in the past four years."

Yang Cheng patted Xu Yin on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.

“Don’t use those tattered little gloves,” Zhao Lei whispered as he leaned closer, holding a box of gloves. “Change to these; these are more expensive.”

"Yes, don't skimp on it for him," Yang Cheng chimed in. "Has Teacher Cheng left?"

"Not yet," Xu Yin said as he helped them organize the medicine. "He rode his electric scooter today. He'll go downstairs and check on him in a bit."

"The simple way to go downstairs?" Lu Xingzhi was completely confused. "Climbing the stairs?"

"Bingo!" Yang Cheng cast an admiring glance at him. "Young man, you have great potential. How about you practice with us in a bit?"

Lin Yehuan watched them calmly go crazy. A faint sense of humor permeated the atmosphere, causing the corners of her mouth to freeze in a strange arc, revealing a strange feeling of not knowing whether to laugh or not.

However, it's not hard to tell from the teasing of the senior students that Professor Cheng must treat everyone equally when he makes things difficult, otherwise they wouldn't be so harmonious.

"Old Cheng is gone," Zhao Lei glanced at his phone and cheered softly, "Sis, let's turn the surveillance cameras to a blind spot and go for a walk."

Xu Yin helped them label the last device, then picked up his phone and turned the monitor around: "Let's go."

"What would you like to eat?" Xu Yin, who was walking at the front, deliberately turned slightly to the side towards the newcomers. "It's on me."

"This isn't a good idea."

"Oh, don't be shy. I won the full prize again this year, so we have to celebrate properly." Yang Cheng took a few steps forward, almost walking shoulder to shoulder with Xu Yin. "Sis, I want to eat the seafood buffet that costs 888 yuan per person."

"Go away." Xu Yin didn't mind his sudden closeness, but the other person was just too noisy. He was exhausted every day, and he didn't know where he got the energy to jump around like that. "What about you guys? Do you have any dietary restrictions?"

"I'm fine with either."

"I don't have any dietary restrictions."

"As long as it's edible, it's fine."

+1

+2

“I’m avoiding all the dishes except for the seafood buffet.” Yang Cheng still didn’t give up. “Good sister, if I starve, who will cause trouble for your scientific research?”

"Sister, you promised you'd take me with you after you graduate with your PhD so I could be your gigolo, and now you don't want me anymore?"

"Pfft!" Gu Ye couldn't help but burst out laughing, but was punched by the person next to him.

Xu Pengpeng tugged at his clothes, pulling him down and whispering in his ear, "He's just trying to make his older sister happy. Do you want to be his older sister too?"

The group listened to Yang Cheng's witty banter the whole way, while Xu Yin remained unmoved. The others could only suppress their laughter until they were internally injured, and finally entered the hot pot restaurant amidst his groans.

“Teacher Cheng left at five o’clock sharp. Judging by the time, he will definitely check the surveillance at eight-thirty. If you two don’t want to go back, you’d better think of a reason now.”

"I'm going to take my girlfriend home," Zhao Lei said seriously, as if it were the most important thing in the world.

“He already noticed you were lying last time.” Xu Yin pouted helplessly. “You should think about it again.”

"What?!"

"Why didn't anyone tell me? Did he say anything?"

"Didn't you say so?" Xu Yin turned his gaze to a certain oddball who had just been babbling behind him, clamoring for a seafood feast, but now had nothing but seaweed on his mind.

"What did you say?" Yang Cheng asked innocently. "After I was yelled at, all I could think about was the image of his tonsils."

“Me too,” Xu Yin recalled for a moment, then shuddered and instantly lost his appetite, putting down his chopsticks. “But it’s not a big problem, since he hasn’t contacted you yet.”

"No wonder he treated me like a cow for those two weeks."

"Be content. Considering his temper, it's already a great favor that he didn't make you a gigolo."

"Where are the four of you?" Yang Cheng finally had a moment to spare while waiting for the food and asked something else. "Why did you all decide to come to his lab?"

"Hey, does Lao Cheng usually pretend to be really gentle in class?"

Lin Yehuan shook his head with a complicated expression: "Teacher Cheng's voice is as loud as usual during class."

"Ah...ah, you guys are quite adventurous, huh? Old Cheng has always wanted to make our lab a family business that can be passed down through generations, but we can't recruit enough people every year."

"But he's already a professor, I don't know what he's still embroiled in." Zhao Lei had just recovered from the shock of being exposed long ago. "Logically speaking, at this stage he should be changing his profile picture to a picture of the ocean and living a peaceful life."

Lin Yehuan sneered inwardly. He probably didn't want to get involved anymore, but the system had set him up as a middle-aged man who was tirelessly striving for professional titles.

“I suddenly feel like I have a real connection with our lab,” Gu Ye said, starting a conversation again when the room quieted down again.

"How so?"

Amidst the expectant gazes of the crowd, Gu Ye spoke up: "All the seniors have two-character names, and so do I."

"..."

"..."

“It’s quite a coincidence,” Xu Yin said, not wanting the conversation to fall flat, but succumbing to his logic. “Which college are you from? I’ve never seen your name before when I was helping Lao Cheng grade papers.”

"Oh, we're quite close. I'm from the art school next door."

Advancing...?

It's quite a coincidence that the art school came to the biology lab.

"Sis, do you know any prizes you can win by washing bottles?" Gu Ye, who was used to the incomprehension but respectful looks from others, continued, "I don't know why, but I always feel like I can make a name for myself, but all I know how to do is wash bottles."

Xu Yin paused, pondering for a while before realizing that he probably meant to express his clumsiness but still his desire to do a good job with the experiment: "Of course, the discovery of liposomes in 1961 and the Nobel Prize in Physics in 2010 can prove that some things are destined for you to do, and some things are destined for you to do."

Gu Ye seemed to understand, but he silently wrote it down to look up information when he got back.

Lin Yehuan suddenly felt something was wrong: "Don't tell me this is a foreshadowing you planted."

"Isn't it a bit too vulgar to let Lu Xingzhi lose to Gu Ye?"

[Is it really a good idea to expose someone else's carefully laid clues so easily?!]

[Furthermore, the logic of this system is very rigorous! It's not as easy as you make it out to be!!!]

[What's considered vulgar now? This is the power of love, this is the consequence of not following the emotional path!!]

"Hey, can your logic get any more illogical? It's clearly you who's been making things difficult for me and not giving me a chance to develop a romantic storyline."

"Besides, this dialogue practically shoves the ending in my face. Anyone could guess it!" Lin Yehuan was once again driven mad by the system. He forked a piece of watermelon from the fruit plate that Lu Xingzhi had just brought back, and then, a brilliant idea popped into his head. "The most popular thing in the market right now is subverting the norm, you know?"

"You have to be like an American TV series, even if you have to change the script at the last minute, you can never let people guess what will happen next."

"You know what I mean, right?"

[!!!!]

[The host pointed out the clichés and conventions in my plot and gave detailed suggestions, but as a system with dignity, I must stubbornly refuse to admit my mistakes and secretly change the plot's direction.]

Hello? You can turn off deep thinking. Lin Yehuan looked at the various panicked and cunning expressions jumping around on the system page, and had to admit that sometimes this broken system was quite cute.

[You don't understand what love is at all! You don't understand what love is at all! You don't understand what love is at all!] The system repeated the same sentence, trying to cover up the fact that it was preparing to modify the plot.

"Oh, so you'll still change it the way I said, right?"

[You don't understand love at all! You don't understand love at all! You don't understand love at all! ...!]

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