Chapter 1436 Flesh and blood are good too

It was noon.

Yi Feng yawned at the door, looking sleepy.

He washed his face with well water and felt refreshed.

He could not see Fu Nantian anywhere. Before he could even call, his stomach started to protest. He could only go to the kitchen to make a bowl of noodles.

After he had eaten and drunk enough, he felt relaxed.

Although his body was very strange and he always had to eat, drink, defecate and urinate, which was a bit troublesome, the leisurely time of a cup of tea after dinner was still very comfortable.

What's the point of cultivating immortals if there is no fun?

Thinking of this, Yi Feng felt much better.

Just as he was enjoying his tea, a foul smell suddenly came from the backyard.

The smell was really pungent, like a fifty-year-old toilet, and Yi Feng quickly covered his nose and walked to the backyard with an angry face!

"Who the hell dumped shit everywhere..."

As soon as he walked to the backyard, Yi Feng's curse was not finished, and suspicion was already revealed in his tone.

In the sight.

Fu Nantian and several old men were arguing non-stop, and they were fighting with rakes that they didn't know where they got from.

"Zui Wuya! How dare you snatch my opportunity?"

"Fu Nantian, you have so much shit, what's wrong with sharing some with us!"

"Bullshit! I found this with great difficulty outside. If you want it, just find it with your own ability!"

"You fucking bastard..."

Several old men were arguing with each other, and they refused to give in to each other for the pile of shit in the middle. The scene was so weird that Yi Feng was dumbfounded.

Good guys...

I've seen people robbing people and money, but I've never seen people robbing shit!

These old men really know how to have fun.

Such a unique hobby, even perverts would think it's perverted. The

more Yi Feng looked, the more suspicious he became. He felt that his eyes were opened and he couldn't help asking questions.

"Uh..."

"Brothers, is this shit some kind of treasure? That's why you care so much about it?"

As soon as the words were spoken,

several people turned their heads.

Zui Wuya and Wei Donghai had been given swords by Yi Feng, so they were naturally very friendly. Even though they were blushing just now, they turned around and smiled and clasped their fists.

"Brother Yi!"

"You don't know, these big beast shits are not rare, we just have some uses, so we value them so much."

"Right! What we are fighting for is not shit, but opportunity! As long as we observe all kinds of shit, we may be able to comprehend the great way of shit!"

The two spoke in a very convincing manner, but Yi Feng's eyes widened when he heard it.

"The Way of Shit..."

"It sounds unreliable. How can cultivation be related to shit?"

As soon as he asked his question, the two brothers burst into laughter.

Fu Nantian also smiled and turned around, with a proud look on his face.

"Boy, this is your shallow knowledge!"

"To tell you the truth, we witnessed the great war in the past and saw with our own eyes a peerless great man in action. His magical skills were so terrifying!"

"After some inquiries, we learned that the great man entered the Tao through feces and achieved his current achievements!"

"Such supreme magic is definitely beyond your comprehension!"

"Now I have collected the feces of all the exotic beasts nearby. I have more opportunities to enter the Tao than anyone else. If you become my disciple as soon as possible, I will give you a few piles of feces. How about it?"

Ren Ping Fu Nantian said it in a very convincing manner, but Yi Feng just stood there blankly.

Noticing the pile of feces under the other party's feet, which was protected like a treasure, he felt nauseous and shook his head repeatedly.

"No, no..."

Yi Feng didn't believe in the great way of feces.

If looking at shit can make you powerful, then the old man who used to take out shit for me must be extremely powerful, right?

This is obviously nonsense!

Besides, if there is such a powerful person, how can he easily tell them his way of cultivation?

I guess they are just saying it casually, but they believe it.

These old guys are really talented.

As for the matter of practicing the way of shit, Yi Feng has no interest in it at all!

No matter whether it is the Yunxing monk or the destroyed demon clan, they are all noobs in his eyes. What is there to learn?

In a blink of an eye.

Several old men started arguing again. Yi Feng looked helpless. Seeing that they were about to wave the target and fight, it was very likely that they would dance shit for nine days.

In order to avoid being affected, Yi Feng quickly ran away pinching his nose.

He didn't stop until he walked out of the yard, running all the way to the village entrance, breathing in the fresh air.

Not long after.

Zui Wuya and Wei Donghai flew through the air angrily, holding the rake tightly in their hands, cursing!

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"This old bootlicker is so greedy that he has monopolized so many opportunities!"

"Forget it. He has already painted shit on the wall. We can't just pull it down and tear down his house, right? After all, we have been friends for so many years. Let's avoid hurting the relationship."

"Alas, it's a pity that we have already transcended the flesh and blood, otherwise why would we go out to find shit!" "

Let's get going quickly, otherwise when Brother Luo takes action, we won't even be able to pick up shit!"

Listening to Tianji's words.

Yi Feng was already a little amused, but suddenly he felt relieved. The flesh and blood body is also good. Eating, drinking, defecating and urinating are not all bad. At least it will definitely make these brothers envious.

Things in the world are often like this.

As the saying goes, "one honey to you may be another poison to me." What you see as pain and suffering may become a sweet dream to others.

Ordinary people are often trapped in appearances and cannot transcend red lips.

Having said that.

Yi Feng was embarrassed to send shit to others. It was not glorious to say out his privacy, so he kept it in his heart.

Seeing these guys addicted to picking up shit, it is estimated that the village will soon be full of smells.

Yi Feng couldn't help but sigh and stared into the distance.

"It looks like I can't live here for a few more days. Where should I go next?"

. You provided the great god Feng Lingbei. You are already level 1000, and the highest level outside is 30.