Chapter 648 Are you really worried about shit?
Li Hongtian nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Although he didn't know why he shouldn't offend the immortals, looking at Lu Zhong's serious look, he was probably not aimless.
After a simple meal, Lu Zhong glanced at the sky and put down his chopsticks.
"You two, enjoy, I'm done."
Lu Zhong stood up slowly.
"Ah, this..."
Seeing this, Li Hongtian asked nervously: "Is my food not delicious? How come Brother Lu finished so quickly?"
"Master Li, don't be nervous. The banquet is very good, but there are more important things to do later."
After speaking, Lu Zhong walked out of the house and came under the sunlight. With the help of the sunlight, he took out his pair of shit buckets.
Even though he has gotten rid of the title of waste and even become the proud son of heaven in Li Hongtian's words, he dare not forget his roots.
He dare not forget the teachings of Lu Zongguan.
Love the bucket as you love yourself.
No.
Better than loving yourself.
Therefore, it is essential to maintain the dung bucket three times a day in the morning, noon, and evening.
Wipe.
Touch.
Polish and wax.
No step can be missed.
Li Hongtian saw that Lu Zhong did not eat, but sat on the doorstep in the scorching sun with a bucket in his arms and immersed in it, and he could not help but put down his chopsticks and followed him. He
also wanted to see what Lu Zhong was doing.
Just as he approached, before he had time to ask a question, he was stunned on the spot as if struck by lightning, and cold sweats ran down his face.
Because at this moment Lu Zhong was in the polishing step.
According to Manager Lu's experience, when polishing, using a little bit of immortal power to drive it can achieve twice the result with half the effort.
Just now, Lu Zhong injected a little bit of power into the bucket.
With the injection of this little bit of power, the dung bucket, which originally looked ordinary, suddenly exuded the aura of its top-level immortal weapon.
And this aura
was just felt by Li Hongtian who came from behind.
At this moment, Li Hongtian's legs were shaking.
That aura was simply too terrifying.
He trembled and couldn't help asking: "Lu, brother Lu, may I ask, may I ask what is in your hand?"
"Oh, this is my dung bucket."
Lu Zhong said casually while polishing.
"Hiss!"
Li Hongtian couldn't help but clench his buttocks, and asked with his eyes wide open: "You, are you really carrying shit?" 33 Novel Network
"Why would I lie to you?"
Lu Zhong couldn't help but roll his eyes at him.
Li Hongtian had a heart attack.
Although he believed that what Lu Zhong said was 80% to 90% true, he thought Lu Zhong was joking with him about the matter of carrying shit.
After all.
How could a master in the late stage of Zhenyuan Fairyland be carrying shit, right?
But now it seems that Lu Zhong is really carrying shit.
No.
Remembering something, Li Hongtian's heart twitched again.
He realized that he had just focused on the wrong point.
Because the bigger point should not be, why can the bucket for carrying shit emit such a strong aura?
"Brother Lu, may I ask, is the bucket in your hand a top-grade, top-grade immortal weapon?" Li Hongtian asked nervously.
"Yes."
Lu Zhong answered, while lifting up the dung bucket and carefully observing it in the sunlight, also wanting to see if there were any feces left in the bucket.
"It's really a top-grade immortal weapon, it's really a top-grade immortal weapon." For a moment, Li Hongtian looked at Lu Zhong's pair of dung buckets with his eyes shining, and his heart was difficult to calm down. He couldn't help but ask: "So you usually use top-grade immortal weapons to carry feces?"
"Of course!"
Lu Zhong nodded.
After getting Lu Zhong's confirmation, Li Hongtian was completely upset, holding his chest and panting.
Using a top-grade immortal weapon to carry feces.
This is simply unheard of and unseen.
"I'm sorry to make you laugh, Lord Li. It's not that we don't have better things to hold the shit, but because of what happened just now." Lu Zhong said with a smile: "My other partners all have heavenly-grade fairy tools, especially the pair of shit buckets of our chief steward, which were made by the master himself and presented to the chief steward personally. They are so high that you can't tell the level."
"Don't say it..."
Li Hongtian said with a dark face, stroking his heart with one hand and raising his palm.
If he continued to listen to Lu Zhong's words, he would probably be the first person in the Starry Fairyland to die of a heart attack.
It was a long, long pause.
Li Hongtian asked cautiously again: "Brother Lu, excuse me for asking one more question. If we had fought just now..."
Before Li Hongtian finished speaking, Lu Zhong said: "Of course, if we had fought, I would have used this pair of dung buckets to suppress Lord Li directly."
"But to be honest, Lord Li, you really didn't satisfy me."
"I wanted to try the power of this pair of dung buckets, but you raised the white flag and invited us to dinner so politely that we were embarrassed to start."
"However, Lord Li, let's break up. This way, I can make good use of the power of this pair of dung buckets."
"No, no, no, no..."
Li Hongtian raised his hands, his scalp tingling.
His heart
was also full of fear.
What if, at that time, he didn't think straight and just fought with Lu Zhong headlong? What about
himself now...
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at the pair of dung buckets and shuddered.
It must be suppressed by the pair of dung buckets!
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