Chapter 122 This is not a no-man’s land
This is a fat ghost.
His eyes were filled with desire for incense.
It floated over and went straight to the incense on the table.
In the live broadcast room, one could clearly see Xuan Yue stretching out a hand and making a beautiful gesture.
"Certainly."
The clear and cold voice was coupled with the beautiful and flowing gestures.
It made a large group of people in the live broadcast room crazy about it.
[Ahhhhhhh, come and support me, Xuanyue Patriarch. No, that's a typo. It's "support," not "no," it's "determine."]
[??? Top??? Don't run ahead, this isn't a no-man's land. Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You're even planning something that's right in my eyes.]
[It turns out ghosts come in all shapes and sizes, but why doesn't Xuan Yue let him eat? Is it because he's fat?]
[Even as a ghost I have to lose weight, so pitiful, I still won't die. ]
The fat ghost asked dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you give me incense? They can eat it, why can't I? You are discriminating against fat ghosts."
As the fat ghost was talking, he lay on the ground and rolled around.
After having eaten his fill of incense, Tao Ke stood up and manually muted the fat ghost.
Shen Wangshu waved to the remaining ghosts in line: "Come here, let's gather around the incense and chat at night."
Suddenly, more than a dozen ghosts, including men, women, young and old, surrounded them.
Eating incense.
[I also really want to see my brother in Xuan Yue's live broadcast room, but forget it, I'll just not watch it. I hope my brother has been reincarnated and has a good one, and will be healthy in his next life.]
There's an incense burner at the entrance to Xuan Yue's haunted house. You can buy some incense sticks there to light. The incense is a bit pricey, though. Three sticks would cost me a month's salary, so I can't bear to spend it.
[After that, I dreamed of my great-grandfather that night. He slapped me and said that I was stingy and burned only a few pieces of paper during the Qingming Festival, while I burned a lot the next day.
Finally, it was my grandfather's turn to slap me and scold me for only being able to burn paper money for the dead and not the garage. He asked me if I still wanted to be a rich second-generation after I died. It was so difficult for me.
I thought that would be enough, but on the third night, it was my grandmother's turn to pull my ears and ask why I didn't burn a few paper figures for her doing rough work. I was tired, so I destroyed them.
[I'm professionally trained and usually don't laugh unless I can't help it, hahaha.]
I will burn more for my ancestors tomorrow so that I can become a wealthy second generation.
[??? What are you doing? Be careful of the devaluation of ghost money.]
[Help! I saw my mom. My house has been haunted lately. Why doesn't my mom come to help me? I'm so scared that I have to sleep with my wife.]
The barrage is lively and lively.
The ghosts in front of Shen Wangshu were also very lively.
"It's like Chinese New Year. It feels like I haven't had a day like this in a long time."
"Yes, I've never tasted such pure incense. I am so blessed."
"It smells so good. I feel like I can stay in the world a little longer and see my old wife more. Alas, she was in poor health when she was young and we didn't have children. Now that I'm gone, she's still alone and can't see. I don't dare get too close to her because I'll get sick if I get too close. Alas."
"Oh, I didn't expect you, old man, to be such a love-struck person. My parents have been fighting all their lives, saying they didn't divorce because of me. They blamed me for all their dissatisfaction in life. I even committed suicide, but they're still scolding me. Old man, how about we three form a new family in our next life?"
"Can this be formed?"
"I don't know, hahaha."
"Old man, you are so affectionate. My son finally got married, but he doesn't cherish her. He keeps asking for a divorce. I can't rest assured even if I die. These two even sleep in separate beds. I have to scare them every day. The ghost messenger has warned me several times."
[Oh my dear mother, you are really my dear mother. I want to divorce her because I have no feelings for her anymore. What are you doing?]
"My son is such a fool. He lost money in business and wanted to divorce my daughter-in-law. My daughter-in-law didn't want to. They had a fight and my son hid in the bathroom crying. Even a ghost like me couldn't stand it."
[Uh, sorry, I was mistaken, this is not my biological mother. ]
[It was hilarious. At the beginning, it said, "Oh, my dear mother, you are really my dear mother." At the end, it said, "Sorry, this is not my dear mother."]
[Your dark history was mercilessly exposed. Did you hide in the toilet and cry again?]
One is exposing his son's dark history, while the other is distancing himself online. They are not from the same family.
In a duplex suite.
My house has been haunted recently. Either the faucet is turned on, the TV is turned on suddenly, or the door is closed.
The dog at home doesn't bark either.
The daughter-in-law of this family is exhausted and haggard. She heard that there is a master who is very good at catching ghosts recently.
As a result, when she clicked into the live broadcast room, she saw her dead mother-in-law.
Hearing what her mother-in-law said, she quickly got up, opened the door, and rushed to the bathroom on the first floor.
Raise your foot and kick.
Face to face with the man sitting inside who was crying.
The man was startled and immediately hid his phone behind his back. He stood up from the toilet and stammered, "You, why are you here? No, no, why didn't you knock on the door?"
The woman came forward aggressively: "Knock, knock, knock, what's there to knock about? I even know how many hemorrhoids you have. Let's go."
As the woman spoke, she grabbed the man's ear and walked upstairs.
"Hey, wife, it hurts."
The woman took the man to their wedding room and opened the jewelry box, which was full of gold jewelry.
"I sold all the gold jewelry you bought me every holiday, and now you're asking for a divorce just because you owe me a few bucks. Did I live with you just for money?"
The man looked at the gold jewelry, tears falling like golden beans, and he choked up and said, "But I bought these for you."
The woman angrily said, "Cry, cry, cry, what's there to cry about? Can't you make a comeback? Can't you buy me ten times, a hundred times more later?"
The man was so moved that he burst into tears. He hugged his wife's legs and cried loudly with tears and snot flying.
"Wife, wuwuwu, wife, I love you, wuwuwu, I'm afraid you will have a hard life with me, wuwuwu."
The woman's eyes also began to moisten: "What are you crying for? You still have to worry about your mother's death. Get up early tomorrow morning and go to Xuanyue to buy some incense. Your mother likes it."
The man nodded while crying: "Okay, I will listen to my wife. Woo woo woo, wife, I love you, I love you so much."
Then his ears were pulled again: "Are you still going to divorce?"
The man shook his head: "No, no."
That night, the woman posted a video on her account.
"Hello everyone, I'm the wife of the man who hid in the bathroom crying and even tried to distance himself from his mother online. We lost tens of millions in business. Over the years, he bought me a lot of gold jewelry, weighing several kilograms, which can help ease the burden."
"I also hope my mother-in-law can rest assured that we will be fine and will not get divorced. There is nothing we can't overcome."
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