Chapter 54 Mr. Gu didn’t sleep well last night
The old skeleton has just arrived.
I am very curious about everything with skin and flesh.
It’s okay to just pet the cat.
Even dogs passing by and peeing to mark their territory are not spared.
He even squatted down and leaned in to take a look.
Then the dog was scared and ran away, barking terribly.
He urinated along the way while running.
The zigzag traces are artistic.
Tao Ke covered his face and said, "Alright, hurry up and leave. It will be bad if someone sees us when the sun comes up."
The old skeleton threw his hands and said, "What's the big deal? I can just lie down and pretend to be a skeleton."
Tao Ke was angry: "That's easy to say, but if someone finds you and calls the police, they won't be able to find out where you came from, so they'll just burn you in the fire."
The old skeleton spread his hands and said, "That's even less of a concern. Even Ah Huang's fire can't kill me. My bones are indestructible. I have the most perfect body. You, with your 21-gram thing, don't understand."
It was almost dawn.
There was a man on the side of the road riding an electric bike and crying, shouting, "Master, Master, I was wrong."
Tao Kefu was so moved: "You're done. If you cause trouble for Sister Wangshu, you will become the next him."
Old Skeleton: "That won't work."
Tao Ke snorted coldly: "You know you are wrong, hurry up and leave."
Old Skeleton: "What I mean is, I have no tears, I can't cry, hahahahahaha."
Tao Ke was convinced: "Hurry up, I will get hurt when the sun comes out."
Old Skeleton: "That's easy, just watch me."
Then, Tao Ke saw the old skeleton stealing other people's clothes that were drying on the balcony.
And put those clothes on his skeleton.
Tao Ke: "..."
The old skeleton ripped open his clothes and said, "Come on, hide in my bones so you can't get exposed to the sun."
"Thank you, Ugly Reject."
"Hey, you still don't know what's good for you. Think about how many female ghosts wanted to sleep with me back then, but they couldn't even touch me with a finger. And you still despise me even though I'm given to you."
Tao Ke: “Hehe.”
The old skeleton began to unlock the stealing skill after stealing the clothes.
A hat please.
Give me a pair of pants.
Bring one pair of different shoes.
Tao Ke just looked at her like that and said, "You're done. Wait for Sister Wangshu to get angry."
"It's okay, Xiao Wangshu can't kill me."
The fully armed old skeleton still looked a little bit human.
Now the sky is beginning to brighten.
There were more pedestrians and vehicles on the road.
Tao Ke has tried his best to take him to a place with fewer people, but the old skeleton refused to cooperate.
He even lay on the moat fence and put his hands in his empty eye sockets.
"I saw a woman who was sad and heartbroken, and that sadness told me she needed me."
Tao Ke covered his ears: "Ahhhh, shut up."
Tao Ke couldn't stop it and could only watch the old skeleton walk towards the woman.
"Meeting is fate, and I am your fate. Madam, can you please enjoy this beautiful sunrise with me?"
The old skeleton even took the woman's hand: "Oh, what a beautiful hand."
Ou Caixuan, who was about to commit suicide, looked at the hand bone without flesh and skin.
She pulled her hand back and leaped.
The water in the river splashed.
*
After Shen Wangshu got up.
The sky is falling.
A video went viral very quickly.
At 5:30 this morning, a woman jumped into the river, followed by a man. The scene is currently under investigation.
The most popular comments under this video are all about men's clothing.
[Oh my god, the hat I had hanging on my electric bike is gone. It's exactly the same as the hat on the man who jumped into the river.]
The man jumping into the river was wearing my shoes. Damn it, if you want to steal, just steal the same pair. What's the big deal about stealing the same side? Are both your feet left?
[Eat and Sleep: Honestly, the clothes on that man look like they belong to my family.]
[Eat and sleep follow-up comment: The sky is falling, it's really my house, wait for me to check the surveillance. ]
[Eat, Sleep, and Follow Up Comment: Ahhhh, who can tell me what’s in the surveillance video? ]
Shen Wangshu clicked on the homepage of Eat and Sleep.
There is only one video.
It was a human skeleton that stole clothes from someone's balcony in an extremely tricky manner.
Shen Wangshu: “…”
The comments under this video are even more interesting.
Shen Wangshu turned off his phone, rubbed his eyebrows, lifted the quilt and got up.
She was completely unaware that she and Gu Qingyan had switched places.
Gu Qingyan also stood up with dark circles under his eyes.
Last night at midnight, a soft body nestled into his arms.
Her limbs were still hanging on him, and her head was nodding towards his heart.
It's just terrible.
Shen Wangshu finished washing up and looked back.
Gu Qingyan looked tired and his hair was unusually messy.
She looked at him in surprise: "Mr. Gu."
Gu Qingyan's voice was hoarse: "Hmm?"
Shen Wangshu tilted his head and looked at him. This was the first time he saw Gu Qingyan, who looked so unkempt but still handsome.
Shen Wangshu asked, “Didn’t you sleep well last night?”
Gu Qingyan squeezed the toothpaste and mumbled, "Not bad."
Shen Wangshu said: "I slept well."
As expected, I was surrounded by super strong purple energy and luck, and even my sleep quality improved by more than one degree.
I used up all my luck last night without having sex, and when I woke up, my luck was so bad that it couldn't be contained anymore.
Good, good, sleeping in the same bed is better than kissing.
Shen Wangshu continued, "I want to sleep with you tonight."
Gu Qingyan replied lovingly, "Okay."
"I have to go out for a while, see you tonight."
"See you tonight."
After sending Chen Wangshu out, Gu Qingyan turned around and saw his grandparents poking their heads out from behind the door.
Gu Zhengde: "Hehehe."
Long Pingying pushed Gu Zhengde, and Gu Zhengde's expression became serious. He was about to teach his eldest grandson a lesson.
He only heard his eldest grandson say, "It's just right. I'm getting engaged and the date is picked."
Gu Zhengde: "Okay, okay, okay, okay, does Wangshu know?"
Gu Qingyan: "I know."
They are in sync!
Shen Wangshu said that he would sleep with him tonight!
I've already slept with her, how can I justify not wanting a status?
Long Pingying's eyebrows lit up with joy: "Okay, okay, but grandma still has to say a few words to you. You can't be so ignorant. Wangshu is still young and can't stand the tossing."
Gu Qingyan: “…”
Long Pingying continued, "I've never seen you look this tired after staying up all night. Don't do that next time."
Gu Qingyan: “…”
Shen Wangshu drove straight to the cemetery community.
Everyone in the community has moved out, and it seems even emptier than the last time I came.
She went straight to the top floor.
A woman was lying on the ground, wet all over, with a frown on her face.
The old skeleton took credit and said proudly: "I saved him."
Shen Wangshu narrowed his eyes: “Where are the clothes?”
Tao Ke floated out from the wall and complained: "I stole it."
Shen Wangshu grabbed the old skeleton by the collar and threw him out the window.
"Ahhhhh, Xiao~~Wang~~~~Shu~~~~"
With a loud "bang" and the rising of dust, the frame fell apart, and the broken bones lay at the bottom of the pit.
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