"When we wanted to catch him, he was going to commit suicide. But he found out that we were very afraid of him committing suicide, so he forced us to buy food. If we didn't, he would commit suicide. Anyway, he wanted to commit suicide at any time. I still wanted to commit suicide. Your Majesty, please change someone. I can't take this mission anymore." Liegu was about to cry. This threat was too much. He had never seen such a shameless person.
When I first came here, I was afraid of being poisoned to death, but then I realized that I would not be poisoned to death, but angry to death.
Ye Hua's face darkened after hearing this. Did he step on dog shit today? Why was he so unlucky?
Even Qingxu is an idiot!
Ye Hua walked up to Qingxu with a stern face, looking at that fat belly, with at least ten layers of "abdominal muscles". Is that still a face? Even if he was a cross-dresser in the past, Qingxu could still dress like Brett, but now he has become like this!
Is this the degeneration of human nature or the fall of the team?
Qingxu looked at the handsome guy in front of him and suddenly laughed. His fat and oily hand actually touched his bald head, which instantly reflected light...
Ye Hua was stunned.
"Do you know who I am?" Ye Hua asked coldly. Qingxu must be pretending. He couldn't be this stupid! Qingxu grabbed another roasted chicken and started biting it from the butt: "Are you going to buy me food too? If not, I'm going to commit suicide."
Ye Hua: “…”
Fuck me!
This guy actually threatened to commit suicide, so I will send you to heaven right now!
Seeing that His Majesty was about to lose his temper, Liegu quickly hugged him and said, "Your Majesty, don't get excited. This guy really has lost his memory!"
Dou Fushi also said, "Your Majesty, I have inquired clearly in the small village. Qingxu appeared ten years ago. They saw Qingxu become so fat."
Ye Hua was panting, his breathing a little rapid, and he was obviously very angry about everything that happened today.
I originally thought that after finding Qingxu, I could rely on his medical skills to treat my mother, but I never expected him to become like this! He even threatened me just now! Your fucking nature hasn't changed, and you even know how to threaten me! That's right! It's getting worse!
"Donor, may I ask for some vegetarian food?" Qingxu clapped his hands and put them together towards Ye Hua with piety.
Seeing Qingxu's actions, Ye Hua wanted to kill him directly, you are playing tricks on me!
Return the alms! I will transform you into MB!
"Your Majesty, calm down." Liegu said this, but in fact, the thought of killing Qingxu appeared in his mind many times. This man said it was the seven deadly sins, isn't this embarrassing!
"Donor, why are you so angry? Let me help you solve your problem." Qingxu asked calmly, but with that big face, it was very funny.
"Broken bones! I'm going to kill him!"
"Your Excellency, calm down! You'll get used to it!"
However, Qingxu said calmly: "Donor, put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha right now."
Ye Hua: “…”
Broken bone: "..."
Fighting the world: "..."
This Qingxu must have killed too many people in the past, so he wants to be a monk in this life to chant scriptures and recite Buddhist scriptures.
Ye Huazhen cracked his bones and grabbed with one hand! Qingxu's huge emotions floated in the air.
However, he was very calm, with his eyes closed and his hands clasped together: "Jesus said, I am not as good as hell, whoever goes to hell."
The broken bones rolled their eyes and said, "This is what God said!"
Dou Fushi was ashamed and corrected him, saying, "This is what the Buddha said."
Li Gu slapped his head and said, "Nonsense, don't I know, big brother? I'm just testing you!"
"Oh, I see. Big brother is really smart."
"Of course."
Ye Hua felt like he was going to explode. Why did he have such stupid subordinates? It was so painful! "Donor, if you want to kill me, I won't resist, but I'm not full yet. Can you buy me ten roasted chickens, add more chili peppers, and don't roast them too well, otherwise they won't taste good."
Ye Hua was stunned after hearing this, then he covered his forehead and laughed.
Liegu and Dou Fushi retreated, wondering what had happened to His Majesty? It was so scary.
Qingxu directly drove Zun Shang crazy.
Ye Hua laughed for a long time, then stretched out his hand and waved it, and saw several strange marks appear on Qingxu's head.
Back then, Ye Hua used the Fengyue Candle to illuminate Ye Zi and discovered that Ye Zi was suspected of being sealed. However, the Fengyue Candle was a disposable item and there was only one.
Although this trick is not as useful as Fengyue Dengzhu, it can still be used to try and see if this guy has a broken tendon somewhere!
Otherwise, how could he lose his memory and even forget that he is a poison master!
Even if you forget that you are a poison master, you must remember that you can make an antidote! My mother is still waiting for the antidote to save her life! This is not a joke! Qingxu looked at Ye Hua staring at him, and his heart was a little numb: "Donor, I haven't taken a bath for a long time, forget the donor and think twice before you act."
Ye Hua's mouth twitched slightly after hearing this, and he directly sealed Qingxu's mouth! Qingxu was shocked, what a terrifying man!
He actually covered his mouth. Was he afraid that he would scream?
Buddha, I am going to lose my virginity today...
Ye Hua looked at Qingxu's characteristics and found no adverse reactions. It seemed very normal. There was no seal, nothing!
Could it be that he encountered a situation like Brett?
Do you have to be beaten to death before you can wake up? Do you want to try it?
Qingxu looked at Ye Hua and swallowed. This handsome guy had such a unique taste that he actually liked him.
As a disciple of Buddha, you should help others. Come on! Insult me, handsome boy~ Fortunately, Ye Hua couldn't hear it. If he knew, he would definitely try to kill Qingxu and see if he could be resurrected.
After all, Brett was beaten to death that year, then he came back to life, and then he knew everything.
Maybe Qingxu is like this too.
"Your Majesty, don't do that. If you really kill him, then he will really die." Li Gu still had to remind him. It might be an accident with Brett, but what if Qingxu didn't survive! Ye Hua thought so too. If he really died, who would heal his mother's illness? And he would also lose a powerful subordinate. It's not worth it!
Brett was also beaten to death by someone else back then. Should we find someone else to kill Qingxu? Ye Hua looked at Dou Fushi.
Dou Fushi was trembling all over. The look in His Majesty's eyes was so unique.
However, Qingxu swallowed his saliva again. It turned out that there was another person who wanted to join in! There were actually two handsome guys who wanted to have sex with him. Oh my God!
Buddha!
I am going to pollute your eyes today, but I am not panicking. I will do my best to make the two donors feel spiritually happy.