Jiu Ye wanted to cry but had no tears.

Qing Yutong was very confused. What on earth was this Jiu Ye doing? He was sneaking around pretending to be a waiter, and his face looked like he had just eaten shit.

"How about playing dice?" Qing Yutong suggested.

"Whatever the beauty says is what it is." Ying Kangshi smiled faintly, feeling secretly happy at the thought of being able to grab the ponytail and attack like crazy.

Qing Yutong chuckled: "It's just that there are not enough people and it's boring."

Liu Bi on the side said with a smile: "I can do it too."

"Why not call him over as well?" Qing Yutong pointed at Jiu Ye with her delicate index finger.

Jiu Ye collapsed...I wanted to cry, but the one who wanted to cry even more was the other waiter. You actually ordered an old one, but not a young guy...Have the tastes of beauties changed now? How could Jiu Ye agree? He hurriedly said, "Sir, I still have to go to work."

Liu Bi threw a bundle of red notes at the owner and said, "I know the boss here well."

Jiu Ye was also afraid that if he continued to refuse, his conspiracy would be exposed: "Okay."

But there are at least 60 bottles here, which two bottles are drugged? Fuck! This woman is a devil, and nothing good will happen if you meet her! "If you lose, just take one bottle." Qing Yutong said in a delicate voice.

Ying Kangshi gave a thumbs up: "The beauty is straightforward, just one bottle."

I saw that Ye Zi had already opened a bottle and drank it first as a toast.

Burp~ Looking at Ye Zi's burping appearance, it was so cute that everyone almost fell unconscious. Ying Kangshi couldn't wait any longer, my little Lolita, my love~ Five people played dice, and they blew bottles one by one. Soon half of them were gone. Jiu Ye drank about ten bottles by himself. He didn't even know if he drank poison. He felt unwell.

It's all their fault. Why did they come here to drink for no reason? If they hadn't come, the two bottles of wine I just brought would definitely have been drunk by this target.

Although this wine is fine to drink, as long as you cast a spell, you can kill people instantly. If the master casts a spell now, people will definitely die! Which two bottles are they? Because he was worried about the poisonous wine bottles, Jiu Ye had no intention of playing games, but because he had a higher chance of losing, he drank more.

The bottles on the table were empty soon. Jiu Ye didn't know who drank those two bottles, but he knew that his chances were higher... "This beer is boring, let's have white beer!" Qing Yutong snorted.

Ying Kangshi was eager to get them drunk, so he simply ordered the highest-proof liquor. Of course, he didn't drink them bottle by bottle, but small cups at a time.

Apart from Jiu Ye, those sitting there were either old monsters or possessed systems, and of course there were two cultivators. Poor Jiu Ye must have fainted in the toilet crying. Why would the gods ask a mortal like me to join in the drinking contest?

Ye Zizi was a bit bored. It would be more exciting if I stabbed you and you stabbed me. He was playing with Ying Kangshi's Zippo lighter and was very bored.

Jiu Ye couldn't bear it anymore and fell down first, while the others just drank water.

After getting drunk, Jiu Ye showed a gratified smile. He must have dreamed that he had completed the task.

"Beauty, you lose again." Ying Kangshi said with a smile, but it was also strange that this woman drank quite a lot, so why wasn't she drunk?

Qing Yutong snorted, looked at Ye Zi who was playing with the lighter, and then said, "Handsome guy is lucky."

Qing Yutong stood up, filled her own glass, and then filled Ying Kangshi's glass.

However, at this moment, Qing Yutong seemed a little unsteady. She swung her slender hand, and a small cup of white wine spilled on Ying Kangshi's crotch.

Ye Zi was startled, and swung the lighter in her hand, which happened to fall on Ying Kangshi's crotch: "Sister Qing, are you drunk?"

"Fire! Fire! Fire!" Ying Kangshi was a little confused. Who wouldn't be confused when their crotch was on fire? He was really cruel! He immediately slapped his crotch.

Ye Zizi was horrified: "Don't panic, I'm here to save you!"

I saw Ye Zi picked up the white wine on the table and poured it.

Puff! The fire became more fierce, and Liu Bi hurriedly prepared to rescue him, but Qing Yutong pushed him away with her slender hands and shouted, "Let me do it!"

The ten-centimeter high heels poked directly into the fire!

"No!!! Ah!!!" Ying Kangshi screamed in pain, but it was drowned out by the music. Besides, they were in a corner, so who would watch?

"Zizi, come and help." Qing Yutong stomped on him desperately. Liu Bi fell on the sofa, unable to move, and watched the young master being humiliated.

Ye Zizi was short, so she stood on the sofa and stepped towards the fire.

Ying Kangshi, who was originally knocked unconscious, woke up from the pain and just happened to see Ye Zi landing with despair in his eyes.

"No..." Ying Kangshi felt that something was missing from his crotch, empty... "Don't talk, Zizi is here to save your life." After saying that, Ye Zi stomped down fiercely, and Ying Kangshi fainted again instantly. How much hatred do you have against my crotch? And you are not saving my life, you are killing me! The rescue was still going on. After about five minutes of stomping, the fire was finally put out. Qing Yutong wiped the sweat from her forehead: "Fortunately, no one was burned."

Ye Zi exhaled: "He was too careless. If it weren't for the two of us, he would have been burned to death."

Liu Bi felt that he had regained control of his body, and he rushed towards his master: "Master! Master! Wake up!"

"Take him to the hospital quickly. This is all we can do. Zizi, let's go." After saying that, Qing Yutong pulled Ye Zi away.

When they walked outside the bar, they shook their brows, high-fived each other, and then skipped back to sleep.

Humph~ Dare to tease me, I'll crush you~ In the bar, Liu Bi looked at the crotch of the young master, which was stained with blood. It was probably a bloody mess inside. No! No! Go back and get treatment quickly!

Liu Bi carried Ying Kangshi on his back and left quickly. The drunk Jiu Ye suddenly opened his eyes. If he had not pretended to be drunk just now, who knows how much he would have drunk.

But just now, when I squinted my eyes and saw them committing violence, I couldn't help but touch my crotch. It was too brutal! They trampled a living person to pieces... When I thought about the ten-centimeter high heels poking into me, I felt the pain... I guess only my target could understand it.

Now is not the time to think about this. I must report to the master. Don't cast a spell... After changing his clothes, Jiu Ye immediately returned to the room and sent a message to one of the masters: "Master, the poison... seems... to have been drunk by me..."

After waiting for a long time, the owner finally replied.

“······”

Jiu Ye was a little confused, not understanding what these six dots meant. But no matter what, he still had to report the news.

"Master, although the target is not dead, his balls are exploded."

Jiu Ye's master obviously didn't react, still wondering what the explosion of eggs meant, and after a long while replied: "What does it mean?"

Jiu Ye wants to redefine his master. He doesn't even understand this... Is he still a virgin?

"The target may now become a eunuch."

After saying this, Jiu Ye waited for a reply, as long as he didn't scold him and gave him the antidote.

"Xiaojiu, well done!"

Seeing the reply, Jiu Ye was very confused. What was going on? "Tell me what you want! Anything is fine!"

Jiu Ye was stunned. This might be a blessing in disguise!