After finishing it, Yunlang gradually walked away.
Yang Haotian breathed a sigh of relief. This deodorant really worked. It was just that his feet...
What kind of dog is this? Why does it smell so strong? It’s so smelly.
Just as Yang Haotian was about to move, he suddenly heard a conversation.
I immediately started to pull it again and endured the pungent smell.
"Little brother, did Big Brother treat you well tonight? Have a good time drinking. Do you feel better?"
The people who came were Lu Lu and Yi Hong. Yi Hong had been feeling a little depressed recently.
Why is she depressed? It is because she has not yet gotten pregnant with Zishan. Every time she sees Zishan's resentful eyes, Yi Hong feels that she is sick and needs to go to the Men's Disease Center for a check-up.
"Burp~Brother, do you think there is something wrong with me?" Yi Hong asked drunkenly while clinging to Lu Lu.
Lu Lu comforted him, "Little brother, just be open-minded. Every man has some disease. I feel like I have prostate disease."
Yang Haotian heard it all. They actually knew about the prostate. Fuck! How is it possible?
"Brother, I don't dare to go back now. I feel so sorry for Zishan. She just wants a child, but I can't give it to her." Yi Hong sighed helplessly. As a man, he felt guilty when he couldn't even satisfy a woman with such a small request.
Lu Lu patted his little brother on the shoulder and said carefully: "Don't have such thoughts. Maybe you put too much pressure on yourself, which caused the tadpoles to not be vigorous. Look at the two women in my family. They just let nature take its course. Besides, it's not just you. Look at Dou Fushi. It's the same for so many years. And Uncle Wei and Liegu, no one got pregnant."
"How can a man get pregnant? You must be mistaken, brother."
"Oh, I mean their wives, hiccup... they want to let go."
"Brother, I also want to defecate. Why do I feel so horny? It must be Yunlang who urinated and defecated everywhere." Yi Hong murmured.
"Come on, let's pee together to cover up Yunlang's foul smell."
Yang Haotian: “…”
Do you have to be so perverted to compete with a dog... MD, you at least have a red envelope system, but you have fallen to this point, after being peed on by a dog, you were peed on by a human!
Can't you just choose the other side? Why are you fighting with a dog? How can there be such a person!
Listening to the approaching footsteps, Yang Haotian's face turned dark. He could even imagine that these two guys were pulling out guns.
He shot a stream of golden liquid towards himself. Fuck! After all, I, Yang Haotian, am also the red envelope emperor. I was peed on twice today! This is simply a humiliation. I was humiliated twice! Shameless!
Oh my god, do they draw circles when they pee? Are you painting?
"Brother, is my eyes playing tricks on me? The wall seems to be a little faded." Yi Hong rubbed his eyes and felt that the red paint on the wall was a little blurry.
"Let me see, haha...it looks like we drank too much." Lu Lu laughed drunkenly.
Yi Hong also grinned, and the two of them urinated for a full minute. Yang Haotian endured the longest minute in his life, if possible.
I will never do such a thing again.
After releasing the water, the two brothers walked away holding each other's shoulders.
After the two left, Yang Haotian immediately threw away the drawing paper in his hand. It was so disgusting. In addition to human urine, there was also dog urine. The smell mixed together made people want to vomit.
However, just as Yang Haotian was complaining, a voice suddenly rang in his ears.
"Little brother, I gave you money, you lost." Lu Lu grinned foolishly.
Yi Hong was helpless, took out a few gold coins and said: "This is all I have, and Zishan is in charge of everything."
"Forget it, forget it. We are brothers. I'll keep the rest for you." Lu Lu took all the gold coins away without leaving any behind.
Yang Haotian just looked at the two of them. How was it possible that they had discovered him?
At this time, Yun Lang also came back happily, and his arrogant eyes seemed to say, "Little guy, you want to fool me with such a trick? See my sharp eyes. That's the legend of the hungry wolf. Do you know what a hungry wolf is? It's a very hungry wolf. I guess you have never seen such fierce eyes."
Looking at the two men and the dog, Yang Haotian felt that he had been fooled, and a surge of anger gathered in his mind.
He is the emperor himself!
As the owner of a red envelope system, I have never been humiliated like this. It's simply an insult!
"He seems very angry." Yi Hong said in a low voice.
Lu Lu nodded and whispered, "If you were peed on twice, you would be angry like this too."
"That seems to make sense."
Yang Haotian did not retreat but walked forward towards the green and red brothers, and found that their clothes were very strange, a bit like non-mainstream, but at a closer look, they were not so similar. For example, the green-haired guy looked like the Joker, the Joker in Batman, the very handsome one, and their hairstyle was exactly the same.
That red-haired guy...I won't comment on that.
But now! I, Yang Haotian, want to seek justice for myself. This is a man's dignity, so I must regain my face! Today, let them see how powerful I, the red envelope emperor, am!
Let you know what high-end operations are.
With a plop.
Yang Haotian knelt down and shouted, "Brother, spare my life!"
Lu Lu: “…”
Yi Hong: “…”
Even Erha looked confused.
He was so aggressive just now, as if he was about to start a fight if there was any disagreement, but when he came over, he actually knelt down.
Never seen such an operation before, it shocked the green and red brothers from head to toe.
"Brother, what should we do?" Yi Hong was just about to fight, but unexpectedly, this guy just knelt down.
Lu Lu was a little overwhelmed. This kneeling was simply earth-shattering. The atmosphere before was so solemn, as if everything was going to be destroyed, but after this kneeling, the created atmosphere disappeared in an instant.
What is this? Can you please be more serious? Please don’t do it like this. It’s full of tricks.
"Brother, I didn't sneak in on purpose. I really have something urgent to do. You have to believe me. I had no choice." Yang Haotian began to plead painfully. After observation, he found that he could not afford to offend any of the people here. Fighting with them was simply seeking death.
In the new year, I wish you all to become richer, thinner, and have more girlfriends.