Yang Haotian exhaled a puff of black smoke. His face was dirty, he had an afro, and his clothes also emitted green smoke.
"You! You cheated!" Yang Haotian cursed him shamelessly. He was obviously fighting well, but he actually used such a despicable trick.
Although Yang Haotian was cursing, he was still shocked in his heart. This electric shock was so terrifying. Fortunately, he was wearing magic resistance equipment today, otherwise he would have been seriously injured.
I'm afraid this undead race is... letting us win.
The Death Mage didn't want to waste any more time and just disappeared from the spot. He had had enough fun and didn't want to kill anyone.
Seeing the Death Mage leave like that, Yang Haotian felt very bad, as if he was being teased.
But for the red envelope, it is worth it even if I am humiliated by men.
After calming down, Yang Haotian remained firm and did not run out of the palace. He was determined to get the red envelope today no matter what.
I would rather die than not take the red envelope!
I have to say that Yang Haotian is really awesome. He dares to break into such a scary place alone.
However, a group of people were also "leading the way". They were very curious about Ye Zi's reaction, and of course they were also curious about how Yang Haotian touched Ye Zi's butt.
That scene should be very exciting.
As Yang Haotian continued to move forward, he suddenly saw two figures!
But these two figures are a bit... cough cough cough...
Yang Haotian couldn't help but cough lightly a few times. What you are doing is too careless.
By the wall, a beautiful figure was kissing a man domineeringly, and Yang Haotian, who was so delicate and tender, felt embarrassed.
These two people are naturally Dou Fushi and Li Hun.
Li Hun was still as obsessed with Dou Fu Shi as ever. After waiting for a long time but no one came, he started kissing her.
"Honey, honey, someone is coming."
"Don't worry about him, just give him another kiss."
"Oh, it's so embarrassing to have outsiders here. I'll let you kiss me enough when we get back."
"Well, hurry up."
"I know. I know."
Li Hun let go of Dou Fushi and stood aside to watch the fight, while Dou Fushi slowly walked in front of Yang Haotian.
When he saw Yang Haotian's look, Dou Fushi was stunned for a moment, then started laughing.
The green and red brothers are already non-mainstream enough, and this guy is simply authentic non-mainstream, and that afro is simply iconic.
The corners of Yang Haotian's mouth twitched slightly. In such a serious situation, he actually laughed so hard that he fell forward and backward. It was really infuriating.
"I'm sorry, your look is so shocking, it's like I was electrocuted."
"Yes, I was indeed electrocuted just now."
"Uh... I've touched upon your sore spot."
"Stop talking nonsense, let's get started!" Yang Haotian said in a deep voice. He will win today and take his own red envelope! "Wait, fighting is actually boring. How about we play something else?"
"What to play?" Yang Haotian asked curiously.
Dou Fushi took out a mysterious object and said with a smile, "Fight the Landlord."
Yang Haotian was shocked. How could they know about Landlord? Could they be from the same hometown? "Do you dare to play?"
"good!"
"Wife, come here quickly, we are short of one."
"Honey~ I'm here~"
The three of them sat down on the ground, and Dou Fushi began to shuffle the cards, saying with a smile, "The winner can use this to hit the other person."
After saying that, Dou Fushi took out a hammer with the words written on it.
100000t But looking at the appearance of this black hammer, it seems like a balloon.
Yang Haotian thought to himself, you guys are taking this too lightly, so I'll just play with you guys.
Back then, I, Yang Haotian, was a master at playing Landlord.
After shuffling the cards, the three began to play cards.
However, Yang Haotian finally understood what Dou Dizhu was, and that was the shameless Dou Dizhu.
Damn it, can Landlord be played like this? 3 can eat 2 kings? You must be kidding!
You actually said 3 is bigger than 2, right?
I can't even refute it.
"Haha, I won~" Li Hun, the landlord, clapped his hands happily.
Yang Haoran said in a deep voice: "I will definitely win the next round!"
Li Hun held his breath for a moment, then picked up the 100,000t black hammer beside him.
"Husband~"
Dou Fushi pouted and Li Hun gave her a sweet kiss.
This wave of dog food was so good that Yang Haoran clenched his fists and said, "Come on!"
Li Hun raised his sledgehammer with a "sinister smile": "Here I come, be careful!"
Yang Haoran said disdainfully: "If I say yes, I will be your grandson."
"Ah!!!" Yang Haoran couldn't help but scream out right after he finished speaking, and flew out.
If you look down from the palace, you can see something playing through the wall.
"Wife, you're too cruel." Dou Fushi shuddered.
"Who told him to be so arrogant." Li Hun snorted, "Why don't you do it? I'll beat you until you scream."
Not long after, Yang Haotian came over. His clothes were tattered, like a few pieces of rags hanging on his body, and there was blood at the corner of his mouth, but it was not serious. For a Dou Zun, such a minor injury was nothing.
But this was a mental injury, and Yang Haotian felt like dying.
"Grandson, you're almost back. Let's get on with it." Li Hun said happily.
Yang Haotian was ashamed. He was slapped in the face just after he finished speaking.
But this time, I, Yang Haotian, will not lose!
I have figured out the rules! Yang Haotian was still too young. When his Tianzha was destroyed by 119, he seemed to be on the verge of collapse.
Is this a game of Landlord? Did you invent these rules?
No, this is a new type of Landlord game invented by Your Majesty, which ordinary people cannot understand.
In short, in this kind of Landlord game, whoever is more powerful has the final say.
"Husband~"
Dou Fushi pouted helplessly, and then was kissed happily by Lihun.
Yang Haotian, who was standing aside, suddenly felt very envious of this man.
Seeing the woman raising the sledgehammer again, Yang Haotian quickly said, "Lady, be gentle."
"Okay~"
This time, Li Hun picked up the hammer and hit it from above!
Bang! Yang Haotian was pinned to the ground. It was a horrible sight.
Yang Haotian wanted to cry but had no tears. It would be great if he could be beaten to death. The problem was that he had the body of a Dou Zun, so how could he be beaten to death?
I was actually humiliated by a woman. I was so angry.
"Stop pretending and continue." Li Hun snorted. She knew exactly what she was doing and nothing would go wrong.
Yang Haotian sat up immediately: "Oh."
This "oh" seems so helpless, it is an abandonment of life. Since there is no way to resist, then just accept it.
A stream of blood flowed from Yang Haotian's nose, but he didn't know it.
Dou Fushi pointed to his nose and told Yang Haotian that he had a nosebleed.
Yang Haotian wiped his nose, feeling so embarrassed.
In the next half hour, Yang Haotian was tortured both physically and mentally.