You Definitely Have Cat Disease

You Definitely Have Cat Disease
Alternative Title: 你才有貓病
Author:  在逃橘喵
Status: Completed
Chapters: 80 chapters
Added: 2025-11-26
Updated: 2025-11-26

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Copywriting: [Completed and celebrated with flowers, bonus chapters will be released. Please collect the campus romance in my column, "After Pulling the Wrong School Hunk's Red Thread"~]

This Novel's Copywriting: Charming and healing cat lover x Humanoid recorder, photographer whose lens is more honest than his mouth.

1. Su Cheng was stunned by the sky-high cat-sitting order from her new neighbor.

Services include: scooping litter, feeding, playing, and—

Sleeping with them.

Making eye contact with the fluffy, soft big orange cat in her arms, Su Cheng thought that immense wealth had finally come her way. She wished she could have a dozen such silly, rich neighbors.

The next day, she was walking around the neighborhood with a bag of cat litter and her eyes still sticky with sleep, when she saw her silly neighbor walking towards her in the morning light. It turned out to be Jiang Muzhou, the man she had a crush on for many years.

Jiang Muzhou was cool and noble, but deep down, he was a severe pet lover. He would hug, kiss, and lift the kitten every day, spoiling it so much that it developed separation anxiety.

Su Cheng [Pet Healer Version]: To capture a man's heart, you must first capture his cat.

She didn't capture his heart, but she captured a lot of money. Litter scooping: 30, playing: 100, sleeping with:* 80, healing: 1000... (*Implied sleeping next to the cat as a companion)*

Su Cheng: He's giving me too much.jpg

On the nth day of being paid to pet cats, Su Cheng accidentally overheard Jiang Muzhou talking to the kitten. The little ancestor she had been diligently serving was actually left behind by his ex-girlfriend.

Her heart shattered. After healing the kitten, she quickly resigned and ran away.

After hiding for a few days, Jiang Muzhou claimed his separation anxiety had relapsed.

The cat's life was at stake, so Su Cheng rushed over, only to see the kitten calmly rolling itself into a cat-scroll and entertaining itself.

The man, who was once unrestrained and flamboyant, had red eyes and his voice was low and hoarse, “It’s not the cat, it’s me.”

2. On the day of the graduation photo shoot before the college entrance examination, Su Cheng stood at the edge of the group. While no one was paying attention, she quietly raised her camera.

In the lens, she merged her and Jiang Muzhou's profiles together. This was the only joint photo from their youth.

Years later, while organizing old belongings, the dusty photo slipped from the album's interlayer.

She unexpectedly discovered another photo attached to it.

And in this photo she had never seen before, Jiang Muzhou was turning around, his gaze cutting through the noisy crowd, and landing directly on her lens.

3. Jiang Muzhou's Diary:

Today's Expenses: Cat litter 100, canned food 300, fined 1000 for being caught secretly kissing the cat sitter.

Eating Guide:

1. 1v1 SC (Sweet Love, Clean), body and mind are pure. Feel free to ship.

2. Animal-related knowledge comes from research. Please do not overthink the details.

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Next, I will open "After Pulling the Wrong School Hunk's Red Thread." Interested UU friends, please click to collect~

A cool beauty who is unintentionally flirtatious x a self-convincing, love-struck, rebellious king.

At the start of freshman year, Lin Qing quickly became popular on the S University forum with a bare-faced photo from military training.

Facing the overwhelming confessions, the girl smiled gently but spoke words that pierced the heart.

“Sorry, I'm a sapiosexual; I like people whose minds are as developed as their bodies.”

“Classmate, you have a special talent for comedy, like my favorite comedian, but unfortunately, I’m just a fan of his looks.”

Everyone thought she would be an untouchable, high-and-mighty flower.

Yet, she walked through the crowd and straight to the most reportedly ostentatious school hunk, Xue Haizhou.

“Handsome, I have a friend…”

Fortunately, he didn’t reject her outright as rumored.

She took a screenshot of the QR code and forwarded it to her best friend with relief, “Sister, this is all I can do for you.”

-

At eighteen, Xue Haizhou, the pampered heir of a prominent family, was rebellious and charmingly scruffy.

Xue Haizhou saw through all of Lin Qing’s obvious girlish thoughts.

Her pretending not to look at him was a tactic of playing hard to get.

Her consistently engineering chance encounters was a long-term plan.

Her rejection of others, by deliberately mentioning her ideal type, was targeted—she was practically about to reveal his ID number.

She even fabricated a “friend” just to get his contact information.

However, a day, two days… a week passed, and there was no news from the friend request.

Xue Haizhou finally couldn’t hold back and condescended to initiate a conversation.

Lin Qing’s eyes flickered, and she stammered, “Classmate, could you forward your roommate’s WeChat to me?”

-

One evening, Xue Haizhou ran into his roommate holding another girl’s hand, their affection evident.

And under the shade of a tree not far away, Lin Qing watched quietly, her eyes red.

The usually free-spirited young man, with his striking blond hair, looked lost like a puppy.

He pressed her against the wall step-by-step, the corners of his eyes red, accusing her voice choked with emotion:

“What am I lacking compared to him?”

“Where is he worthy of making you cry…”

“I don’t want to see you cry.”

Content Tags: Urban, Love in the Air, Soulmates, Beside the Water, Sweet Romance, Fashion Circle

Protagonists: Su Cheng, Jiang Muzhou

Other: Reunion after a long separation, Secret crush turns into reality, Cute pet as an assist, Healing

One-sentence synopsis: What to do when you're hired to feed a cat and end up getting entangled with the owner!

Concept: Pay attention to animal protection

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Chapters


Chapter 1 Honey, it seems your cat is trying to blackmail me. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 2 You seem to have a cat problem. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 3 Did she have another cat behind his back? ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 4, Mr. Jiang! Please restrain yourself a little! ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 5 Don't you remember me? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 6 I don't film animal mating. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 7 I need to drink some traditional Chinese medicine to regulate my body. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 8 is his photo of a male bodhisattva. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 9 I crave your body (2025-11-26)
Chapter 10: Sacrificing the self for the sake of the kitten (2025-11-26)
Chapter 11. Goodbye then, the next one will be even better. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 12 So what kind of boy do you like? ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 13: Mature Men Have a Unique Charm (2025-11-26)
Chapter 14 Eager to get married? I'll take responsibility. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 15 The tumultuous events of my teenage years... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 16 Chapter 16 Eating everything will only make my nutrition balanced... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 17 I'm sorry, I already have someone I like. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 18 The Real Peach Butt (2025-11-26)
Chapter 19: Are the pectoral muscles hard or soft? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 20 She never imagined that this road would lead to… (2025-11-26)
Chapter 21 I am an executioner. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 22 Now, you've touched the star. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 23 "You're not paying attention." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 24. He inexplicably had the illusion that he was being kept. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 25 Why aren't you wearing clothes?! ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 26: Cohabitation Confirmed (2025-11-26)
Chapter 27 "Miss Thief, but my clothes are..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 28 (Combined Chapters): Who's on top and who's off? This is for me... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 29, Sisters, I think I've found the real deal! ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 30: The Favored Ones Are Fearless (2025-11-26)
Chapter 31. Older people are more caring. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 32 captures the only time they were together in their youth... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 33 "Your husband is looking for you". (2025-11-26)
Chapter 34 Her lips touched the clouds on the horizon. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 35 A fleeting kiss. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 36 So immersed in the role, as the performance progressed, even he himself... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 37 "And she even had a crush on you in high school, and you don't even..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 38. His heart was a bloody mess, yet he stubbornly persisted… (2025-11-26)
Chapter 39 "I want to hug you." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 40 What would happen if they kissed? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 41 Should I be the one to take the initiative in comparing things like this...? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 42 "So soon you're going to sell me off?"... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 43 My lens only captures your heart. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 44 Hands! Take your hand away! You're holding it... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 45 "I'll compensate you double when we get back."... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 46 "Please, turn around and look at me, okay?"... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 47 He was clearly jealous, but he had to pretend to be... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 48 Who says unrequited love has no future? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 49. After returning home, I will provide you with a thorough service. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 50 "SuSu's Private Car, Always at Your Service..." (2025-11-26)

Chapter 51 She dared not hope that the bright moon would hang high, shining alone upon her… (2025-11-26)
Chapter 52 "Now, let's go home together."... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 53 How can one believe that there are truly people in this world who are completely... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 54 I want to be a tree. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 55 He was not only the starlight she looked up to, but also... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 56 "Find a handsome husband, then."... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 57 Her soft lips pressed against his… (2025-11-26)
Chapter 58. Chapter 58. Slowly eroding his already fragile sanity... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 59. Jiang Muzhou turned around, his gaze piercing through... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 60 When pursuing someone, you always need to show some sincerity. "... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 61 Chapter 61 Hoping Miss Su Cheng and Mr. Jiang Muzhou can… (2025-11-26)
Chapter 62. He was right about the person. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 63, wasn't it supposed to be a confession? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 64. At this moment, she missed him more than ever before. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 65 Finally mustered up the courage to take the initiative... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 66 It turns out, not all unrequited love is... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 67 "I just got confessed to, and I can't wait to..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 68. She liked Jiang Muzhou. She loved Jiang Muzhou. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 69 Will they kiss at this table too? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 70: "From beginning to end, from the past to the future..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 71 "Could it be that you've actually been plotting against me all along..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 72 "Sister, you're hurting me."... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 73 Will there ever come a day when people are willing to share...? (2025-11-26)
Chapter 74 "I don't think I've ever heard you sing before..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 75 "You miss me that much? A day apart feels like..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 76 Next, we'll face it together. ... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 77 Perhaps only when she herself wears a wedding dress... (2025-11-26)
Chapter 78 "Being this handsome is one thing, but I never expected him to sing..." (2025-11-26)
Chapter 79 is even more interesting than I imagined. (2025-11-26)
Chapter 80 "I like you too..." (2025-11-26)