Niu Er opened the scroll, inside which was a portrait. The portrait was the same as the human cultivator he had seen in the Demon King's kill order. The dog demon held the small white rag in his hand and sniffed it, saying, "This rag should have been left by the human cultivator in the portrait."
"It smells like humans."
Tiger nodded, agreeing with the dog demon's statement.
Then, he swept his gaze over the bull demon and dog demon, his voice carrying a chilling aura: "Starting tomorrow, you two are no longer responsible for the shop. Go out and find this human cultivator. If you find him, kill him without mercy!"
"Yes, boss!"
The bull demon and the dog demon responded in unison, but they were in a very good mood.
Finally, I can go and have some fun in human society!
"Remember, you are demons, not humans. Be careful when you walk in human society. Don't be too conspicuous and don't attract the attention of human law enforcement officers!"
"Understood, boss!"
"Get out. Unless it's something important, don't disturb my cultivation!"
The tiger demon said, then turned around again to prepare for cultivation, consolidating his newly acquired cultivation at the early stage of the Demon General realm.
Niu Er and Gou San carefully left the room, carrying the portrait and the small piece of cloth.
...
The next day.
The sun was shining brightly; it was a rare and beautiful day.
On Yanshou Street in Tongcheng City, two strange men were eating ice cream while looking around, as if searching for something on the street.
The tall man on the left has a stern face and a strong physique. Despite it being the dead of winter, he is only wearing a thin short-sleeved shirt, under which his muscles bulge out like an explosion.
The man on the right was short, only reaching the neck of the man on the left. He wore a floral shirt and sunglasses, with an eye-catching thick silver necklace around his neck, looking like a nouveau riche from the 1990s.
Two burly-looking men were acting like children on the street, sticking out their tongues and licking their ice cream with gusto, looking in a strangely odd way.
"Human ice cream is so delicious!"
"Um!"
"Tongcheng City is so big, with a population of over a million, where are we supposed to find someone?!"
Niu Er licked the cheese-flavored ice cream on his left, then slurped up the cream-flavored ice cream on his right, and said slowly.
After finishing the last bite of his ice cream, Dog Three saw a trash can standing by the roadside not far ahead. He then looked at the remaining ice cream coating in his hand and, with a mischievous grin, let go of the half-eaten coating.
Half an ice cream stick splattered onto the clean street, looking like a disgusting pile of shit.
The dog demon seemed quite pleased with itself for destroying the clean streets of human society, saying, "Whether I can find it or not, it's still more comfortable than staying in the convenience store all the time."
"This is a rare opportunity to take a stroll!"
Niu Er felt that the dog demon's words made sense, and his last bit of psychological burden disappeared.
The two demons wandered aimlessly through the streets for most of the day, drenched in sweat. They stopped to rest outside a luxuriously decorated store with a sign that read "Royal Foot Bath."
"Brother Niu, I can't walk anymore!"
"Me too."
"Then let's take a break."
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At the Royal Foot Bath Shop, a young woman in a cheongsam, who was in charge of greeting customers, noticed two men squatting outside the shop looking dazed and not leaving for a long time. She came out and tentatively asked, "Gentlemen, would you like to come in and rest for a while?"
Niu Er and Gou San, who had little experience with human society, glanced at the rather attractive young woman in the cheongsam and asked in confusion, "Can we rest at your shop?"
"Are there chairs and tea?"
The young woman in the cheongsam said, "Yes, our shop not only has chairs, tea, and delicious food, but also provides guests with special services such as acupressure and massage. The two bosses look tired from walking, so why don't you come in and rest for a while?"
I'll arrange for two young ladies to give you massages; I guarantee you'll feel refreshed and invigorated.
As they were talking, several more human men walked into the Royal Foot Bath Shop, laughing one after another.
Niu Er and Gou San didn't know what kind of acupressure and massage services the cheongsam-clad girl was talking about, but since they could rest there, had delicious food, and relieve their fatigue, and saw many human men coming and going, the two demons exchanged a glance and decided to go in and rest.
Niu Er and Gou San followed the girl in the cheongsam into the store, changed their shoes, and were led to a private room.
What projects are the two bosses involved in?
Seeing the puzzled looks on Niu Er and Gou San's faces, the girl in the cheongsam understood.
"Is this your first time visiting here, bosses?"
The dog demon nodded.
"Let me introduce the services offered in our store."
Our shop offers Thai massage for 350 yuan, essential oil back massage for 499 yuan, and a supreme full-body essential oil spa for 588 yuan!
The young woman in the cheongsam used a clever trick, focusing all her introductions on the most expensive services.
The bull demon and dog demon had no concept of the various entertainment options available to humans. Staring with their bright eyes, they asked, "Of all these, which one is the most comfortable?"
"Of course, it's the Supreme Full Body Spa! Men love this treatment!"
The young woman in the cheongsam gave a wicked, seductive smile.
"How about the Supreme Full Body Essential Oil Spa, Third Brother?"
The dog demon, also full of anticipation, said, "It's fine." It was his first time visiting such a luxurious place.
"Please sit down and rest for a while, I'll arrange a technician for you right away!"
After finishing her sentence, the young woman in the cheongsam swayed her large hips and gracefully left.
"I got my commission again today!"
After a while, two scantily clad women, carrying massage tool kits, knocked on the door and entered the private room of the bull demon and the dog demon.
"The two bosses are getting the Supreme Full Body Essential Oil SpA?"
"Um!"
The bull demon and the dog demon lay on the sofa like the old man.
"Then change your clothes."
...
Fifteen minutes later, the sound of a woman panting could be heard from the private room.
Twenty-five minutes later, the woman's panting turned into heavy breathing.
"Brother Niu, you're really amazing!"
"ah!"
Forty minutes later.
"Uncle Niu, I can't take it anymore, please spare me..."
This is clearly not a legitimate foot massage parlor.
The bull demon and the dog demon left the Royal Foot Bath Shop at around 3 p.m.
The two demons walked down the street, a gentle breeze caressing their faces. The bull demon looked smug, while the dog demon beamed with joy.
"Human women are so tender! They're so much better than the cows I played with in the Dahang Mountains!"
"Yes, when it comes to playing, humans are the best. They have so many ways and techniques to play. I've been a demon for so many years, and today is the most unforgettable day of my dog life."
The dog demon's smile was filthy; he was still savoring his earlier swagger.
At this moment, the two female technicians at Royal Foot Bath were lying limply on the sofa, listlessly recovering their strength. They probably never imagined that one day they would be... you know... by a cow and a dog!
After walking a short distance, the bull demon's stomach began to rumble.
I'm hungry!
Then I remembered that there hadn't been any food served in the private room!
The bull demon was a little angry.
"Was that girl in the cheongsam lying to us? What happened to the delicious food you promised?"
"Brother Niu, calm down. We were probably too busy doing something important with the human woman to bring her food in."
The bull demon thought about it and realized it made sense.
The tiger demon leader said that the dog demon was smarter than him, which might actually be true.
"How about we find a restaurant to eat at?"
The bull demon hadn't eaten a single meal since it came out this morning, and the thought of it made it even hungrier.
Just as the dog demon was about to agree, he suddenly remembered something and said, "Brother Niu, but we're out of money!"
The thousand-plus yuan found on that old man was just given to the foot massage parlor, barely enough to pay the Supreme SPA fee!
The bull demon slapped his forehead.
Then they realized they had spent all their money.
"Then what should we do?"
I'm so hungry!
The dog demon scratched its head.
Suddenly, the dog demon's gaze fell on a beautifully designed poster in the square in front of it.
The Tongcheng City Martial Arts Competition offers a prize of 200,000 yuan for first place and 100,000 yuan for second place...
The dog demon was overjoyed.
"Brother Niu, look there! I've got a way to get the money!"
The bull demon followed the dog demon's gaze and looked in the direction of the square and the poster, still not quite understanding.
How do we make money?
After the dog demon explained, the bull demon suddenly realized that it was about participating in the Tongcheng City Martial Arts Competition and winning prize money!
"Well done, bro, you're the smartest one!"
"With our strength as demon generals, winning first place in a mere human martial arts competition is a piece of cake!"
The bull demon thought about it more and more and felt that the dog demon's idea was reliable.
"With money, I can eat human-cooked delicacies, ice cream, and go to the Royal Foot Massage to find that big-butt human female masseuse, hehe!"
The bull demon's smile was lewd.
Without further ado, the two demons headed towards the square.
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