In fact, with Yiqi's configuration...if he didn't die, he would most likely become the protagonist.
Yuan Yuanyuan sat on the doorstep and looked up at the sky, while reading a monster textbook in her hand.
The latest revised edition also has a beautiful cover.
The original leaves were already decorated with gold threads, but this time, not only were there gold threads, but there were also a lot of beautiful silver threads added to it. When you took it out suddenly, it looked like the Book of Elves.
Yuan Yuanyuan was touching the book in her hand and thinking to herself, how many books has Yiqi written... I always feel that this guy is more of a writer than a general. He has devoted his entire life to writing books. So, as the impostor of Yiqi, should Yuan Yuanyuan memorize all the books Yiqi has written?
Just when Yuan Yuanyuan began to think about this and that, Xiaoying from next door came out with a sad face and a huge backpack on her back. Yuan Yuanyuan's eyes lit up when she saw her, "Xiaoying! Don't go, I have something for you."
"What is it?" Xiaoying asked with a gloomy expression.
"Limited edition special figure."
Yuan Yuanyuan excitedly took out a pair of...strange-shaped chopsticks from her pocket. Xiaoying, who originally had dead eyes, took a look at it, screamed and ran away.
"Why are you running away? I spent the whole night making it yesterday." Yuan Yuanyuan was stunned for a while, and finally said with inexplicable sadness.
She looked at the Q_q chopstick in her palm and poked its crooked eye, which it pulled open with its little arm. Then she put it back into her pocket silently and went back to the house to prepare to recite the textbooks.
She had only read it briefly before, because she thought that all these things were in the Blood Jade Demon Art, and it was an upgraded version, so she didn't need to read it at all. However, at this time, she suddenly realized that it might be useful to read it, in case she was accidentally exposed. After all, she didn't know the content of the book she wrote, so she couldn't tell it, right?
In the evening, Yuan Yuanyuan was looking at the shop and suddenly remembered that she hadn't visited it for a few days. She wondered if anything had happened, so she put her book down and prepared to go and check whether the endless stream of outsiders who had come to her shop some time ago had left.
Then Yuan Yuanyuan arrived at the door and looked into the house...
...There's no sign of them leaving! Instead, there seem to be more of them!
Yuan Yuanyuan bit her nails and suddenly thought that the Urban Management Bureau wouldn't care about this matter... After all, she is still a good citizen at the moment.
She thought for a long time at the door... and finally called the police silently.
It would probably take some time for the police to arrive, so Yuan Yuanyuan sat at the door and waited obediently. When the police arrived, she saw several old acquaintances at a glance. The little monster leading the team was the little monster who had been in charge of the refugees with her last time. When she saw him, she greeted him excitedly, "It's you. Come on, help me get rid of those monsters in the house."
"Yuan, Master Yuan." The little monster said, "What are you doing..."
Yuan Yuanyuan ignored him. There were so many monster girls, all of them looked like they were wearing gold and silver. They were probably all rich ladies. Of course, poor people couldn't find her. She wouldn't chase them by herself... What if she chased them by herself and got hated by others?
So her family was cleared out an hour later... Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the security team holding a bunch of strange-shaped plants and planting them around the yard, silently pointing and asking, "What are they... for?"
"There may be a lot of people disturbing you recently." The little monster said awkwardly, "Actually, if you live in the mountains, this won't happen. But if you insist on living here, then we can only take some protective measures."
As soon as he finished speaking, the plants planted in the yard suddenly soared into the sky... In Yuan Yuanyuan's dull eyes, they slowly began to dance wildly...
After more than ten minutes, almost all the security guards had left, leaving the little monster alone. Yuan Yuanyuan held him tightly and refused to let him leave, insisting that he sit with her in the courtyard that looked like the Sleeping Beauty Palace...
Well, to put it simply, it's surrounded by thorns that block out the sun. It looks extremely evil from the outside, just like a haunted house.
It was scary enough, and with this thing on top... Yuan Yuanyuan shook her head, thinking that she might not be able to continue this business. Maybe she could consider going up the mountain to see what the small house assigned to her looks like, and maybe move there to live, so she could get more sunlight...
The little monster next to him was drinking tea and shivering inexplicably. He probably didn't understand what Yuan Yuanyuan was trying to do. In fact, Yuan Yuanyuan was unhappy with the mess the yard was in, so she just pulled him here to scare him.
After watching The Demons yesterday, Yuan Yuanyuan was able to have two days of peace and quiet. However, she always felt that someone might suddenly push the door open and ask her about things in the past. She knew nothing, so she would just make up nonsense... Anyway, this is the bad thing about being the boss behind the scenes. Look, Voldemort was able to come up with something before he died.
What does it mean to kill your own father? How to divide the soul into pieces? Where is each piece placed after it is divided... If it happened to her, it would be - "Ah, I killed my father...", "Ah, my soul was divided into several pieces...", and her confusion throughout the whole process is probably more serious than the protagonist. When the final battle comes and the protagonist talks nonsense, she might really listen to him motionlessly, because she really knows nothing.
And with so many people coming to see her these days, Yuan Yuanyuan actually feels a sense of crisis. This sense of crisis is that the upper echelons basically know her identity and address, so it would be easy for them to cause trouble. Although it may be a little difficult to get in now that it is sealed with so many weird things, it is not impossible to get in if you really want to.
The first big boss in history to reveal his own address and the first protagonist in history who stabs himself from time to time.
Can I have this comic book?
Yuan Yuanyuan was furiously complaining in her heart, teasing the little monster in front of her, until her cell phone suddenly rang. She took the phone and took a look. It was Tang Shi, whom she hadn't seen for a long time. Tang Shi asked, "Boss! What's wrong with your house? It looks like a haunted house from my house!"
"Ah...it's okay for now. By the way, aren't you preparing for the exam? Why are you calling me at this time?" Yuan Yuanyuan asked.
"We don't care..." Tang Shi said, "By the way, boss, are you in the store now? Can I come over to see you?"
"Come whenever you want. Just tell me when you get to the door and I'll let you in." Yuan Yuanyuan looked around the room. At this moment, she didn't know how to let anyone in. She estimated that it would take a few experiments to figure it out.
After a while, she heard a sound as if someone was approaching, so she walked over to take a look. She could vaguely see two people outside the layers of thorns... Before Yuan Yuanyuan could tell them not to touch the thorns outside, she heard Tang Shi outside shouting, "Ah! This thing can stab people?"
Yuan Yuanyuan, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, performed a magic spell as taught by the person before leaving. Then the thorns around her gradually faded away. Tang Shi and Qiu Ling, who were outside the door, walked in with fear on their faces. Tang Shi asked, "Boss, what is this thing at the door?"
"Thorns." Yuan Yuanyuan said. She didn't want to say more. She made two cups of tea for Tang Shi and Qiu Ling. The little monster behind her had been secretly looking outside. After seeing Yuan Yuanyuan come back, he immediately pretended that he didn't see anything. Yuan Yuanyuan ignored him and sat in the house to continue reading comics.
Tang Shi and Qiu Ling were also exhausted recently. This was their first visit to Yuan Yuanyuan's house recently, so they just ate, drank, played, and chatted with each other. When they saw the other little monster in the room, they didn't react much. But Tang Shi saw the clothes on the little monster and said, "Huh? It's from the security team." Then he said nothing.
Yuan Yuanyuan was reading comics while listening to Tang Shi and Qiu Ling chatting.
"Everyone has been practicing sorcery recently, and it gives me a headache." Tang Shi said, "But I think that person is a bit too excited. It must be a family tradition. If there is no family tradition of sorcery, it would be impossible to achieve that."
"Witchcraft? Is that what's in your booklet?" Qiu Ling asked, "So that's a special kind of witchcraft... Was that the witchcraft Tian Yuan used?"
"Yes, do you want to see it?"
Qiu Ling, who usually had no interest in these things, became inexplicably excited at this moment. She picked up Tang Shi's textbook and took a few photos, but she still couldn't read it, so Tang Shi read it to her.
Then Tang Shi picked up the book and read it slowly to Qiu Ling.
"The plot of Demon Chronicles has been getting more and more bizarre recently." Tang Shi said, "What on earth is he practicing? It's definitely not some serious Taoist technique. I feel that Taoist techniques should be upright and righteous..."
"Pfft." Qiu Ling couldn't help laughing.
"You, don't laugh." Tang Shi blushed. "I really think so. And the editor, his name is Yiqi... Hey, who is this person? Why did he give a killer the same wholesale name? It feels like he is pretending to be cool."
Qiu Ling shook his head, and Tang Shi said a few more words.
Yuan Yuanyuan was reading comics the whole time.
The little monster over there is drinking tea, bowl after bowl.
"What trick did Tian Yuan use?" Qiu Ling was very interested in this and kept asking. Tang Shi said: "It should be the trick step, but I'm not sure which trick step it is. Let me find it... Hey? Where is the trick step..."
She searched for a long time but couldn't find it. Suddenly, Yuan Yuanyuan, who was reading a comic, uttered a ghostly voice.