Chapter 61 How did you get into Peking University?
The director dared not watch the commotion and quickly sent someone to help Shan Jian up.
However, everyone disliked it.
Covered in shit!
He was covered in shit!
Dan Jian was fatally hit by a chicken and then fell into a pig trough.
Right now, my lower body hurts both in the front and in the back.
He tried to stand up, but he couldn't. He could only roll down from the pig trough and crawl out.
As it crawled, it kept its mouth open to prevent itself from swallowing the feces.
"Water, water!"
He's going crazy!
The director quickly ordered someone to connect a water pipe to the faucet and, like when they were washing pigs in the village, spray water onto Shan Jian's mouth, face, and head.
In the dead of winter, the water was cold, and when it hit my face, it inevitably splashed onto other parts of my body.
In no time, Shan Jian's upper body was completely soaked.
"not enough……"
When Shan Jian spoke, his lips trembled, as if something had rushed into his throat with the water.
His expression changed.
It seems he swallowed the poop!
The second "了" didn't escape his throat.
not enough?
Upon hearing his words, the staff member who was rinsing him immediately increased the speed.
The main focus is on meeting needs.
Dan Jian was soaked to the bone, his mouth full of water, gurgling and unable to utter a word, while the excrement he had flushed out spilled all over the ground.
Dong Hailan asked Shan Qingshan, "Does your brother have mysophobia?"
That's about right.
Your own life is precious, why tell people to rush headlong into danger?
You're being too cruel to yourself.
"I don't know, I'm not familiar with it."
The staff rinsed Shan Jian's entire head several times, but they couldn't bear to watch anymore. They stopped and advised, "Young man, it's not a big deal. If you keep rinsing, you'll definitely get sick!"
Dan Jian felt wronged and couldn't express it. He stammered twice and then couldn't help but lie on the ground and burst into tears.
He said that's enough!
That's enough!
It's not that it's not enough!
He has never suffered such injustice in his entire life!
"puff!"
Zhou Shuo covered his mouth, unable to hold back his laughter.
Everyone looked at him.
Zhou Shuo lowered his hand, but couldn't stop smiling, saying, "It's both pathetic and hilarious."
Zhou Chong's lips were always turned up in a smile.
"Don't hold back if you want to laugh."
Zhou Shuo immediately let loose and burst into laughter.
His smile caused everyone around him to burst into laughter, as if a valve had been opened.
Zhou Shuo, clutching his aching belly from laughing, said, "If he lies on the ground crying, won't he get poop on his clothes again?"
The crying stopped instantly.
The laughter around them grew louder.
The medical staff from the program crew arrived just then.
They dared not be careless. They first checked Shan Jian's bones and found nothing abnormal. Then they asked him questions with concern.
How are you feeling?
Shan Jian was reluctant to answer, but he couldn't ignore the problem, especially since he was in pain there, which was a serious matter.
"I don't know, I'm numb."
It's numb from the ice.
The people around him weren't heartless; they were still concerned about Shan Jian's injuries and worried that something might happen to him. But as soon as he said that, they all laughed until they were shaking.
Zhou Shuo laughed so hard he couldn't stand up, and he squatted on the ground with tears streaming down his face.
This guy is both pitiful and hilarious.
Slaughtering this pig must have been quite a chore.
That pig is still running around in the pigsty; who's going to give Pigsy a quick death?
[If I had known it would be this funny, I would have saved it for the Spring Festival Gala.]
...
The medical team quickly moved Shan Jian away.
The runaway second brother was also subdued and placed on the slaughter bench.
The butcher was exceptionally efficient and skillful.
A white knife goes in, a red knife comes out.
The second senior brother passed away directly.
The production team prepared tools for making sausages, cured pork, and smoked meat. As soon as the pig was gutted, the guests got to work. They were busy until dark before they finished making the sausages and cured pork, and the smoked meat was still hanging in the house to smoke.
Dinner was arranged by the family that slaughtered the pig. They had reserved some meat and offal, mixed with fresh seasonal vegetables, and made a big pot of stew. It was piping hot, and everyone ate it without making a sound.
Qian Wei held the bowl and looked at the cured meat and sausages hanging under the eaves.
“I can’t bear to sell it. Maybe I should buy it myself so my family can have it during the Chinese New Year.”
Freshly slaughtered pigs, freshly prepared goods, all handmade, clean and safe to eat.
The viewers in the live stream were unhappy.
Do you know how long I've been waiting for the online marketplace?
How can a manufacturer like you compete with customers?
[Sis, stop eating! It's all calories. Don't you remember you're a female celebrity?]
...
Just as we were finishing our meal, Shan Jian returned.
He took a hot bath and felt better, but he also developed a low-grade fever.
The doctor was going to bring him food and let him warm himself up by the fire, but he saw that he was trending on social media.
Although he was associated with excrement, it didn't change the fact that he became famous.
Dan Jian scrolled through the comments. Although many netizens called him a "green tea" because of some of his words, some netizens, as he wished, stood on his side and criticized Zhou Chong and Dan Qingshan.
Shan Jian was certain that the more Zhou Chong and Shan Qingshan attacked him, the more people would stand by his side.
Shan Jian wouldn't let such a good opportunity slip by; he had to add fuel to the fire.
So he rushed over to eat.
Dong Hailan noticed that his walking posture was a bit strange and asked him a few words of concern.
Shan Jian said he was fine.
He found a place to sit down.
"This dish doesn't contain any additives, does it?"
"Add more if you want."
Without looking up, Zhou Chong picked up a soft, mushy potato and gave it to Shan Qingshan. He watched as Shan Qingshan ate several pieces, but he couldn't pick it up with his chopsticks.
"I was just asking."
"You claim to be a farmer, don't you understand?"
Dan Jian's expression changed slightly, and he retaliated.
"Young Master Zhou, you don't have to target me every time."
"When someone invites you to dinner, you ask if there are any additives in the food. You're quite polite. I heard you're a college student. Which school do you go to with such low standards?"
Dan Jian looked unwell.
“I’m from Peking University. You can insult me, but don’t insult my alma mater.”
Zhou Chong: "Did Peking University become Peking College?"
Shan Jian: "..."
"No way, I was recommended for admission without examination..." Zhou Chong didn't believe it. "Are you really from Peking University?"
Shan Jian took out his student ID from his pocket.
Zhou Chong glanced at it.
Really.
Dan Qingshan, standing to the side, couldn't help but look at the student ID card. His hand holding the chopsticks slowly tightened, and he lowered his eyes.
The situation here is tense.
Fang Rong spoke up to smooth things over.
"Kyoto University is a good school, it must be hard to get in, right? What score did you get?"
Shan Jian felt uneasy.
Since Shan Qingshan is here, he cannot reveal Shan Qingshan's score.
Otherwise, he would definitely become suspicious.
The initial estimate was too high, which would have been a bit misleading, so they deducted a little and said, "703."
Shan Qingshan frowned.
"The admission score for Peking University last year was 713."
The incident of being rejected was a huge blow to Shan Qingshan. He repeatedly looked at the admission scores of the schools he applied to, and also remembered the admission scores of slightly less competitive schools. He even frantically reviewed last year's exam papers, memorizing every single question and making no mistakes with any of the values.
He could recite the exam paper without making a mistake, so there's no way he could have misremembered Peking University's admission scores.
Dan Jian was drenched in sweat.
His father handled the school enrollment.
He vaguely remembered doing something, but he wasn't paying attention at the time and doesn't remember.
At that moment, his mind went blank, and he changed his words.
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue. The total score is 740, but I got 723."
As soon as he finished speaking, the people around him gasped.
"Only 17 points were deducted?"
"That's amazing."
"I didn't realize you were such a top student."
The director couldn't help but say, "I remember Shan Qingshan is in 706. You're even better than him. Why don't you come and record a couple of episodes on our show? It would be great to have two top students here!"
Moreover, the two are brothers, but their relationship doesn't seem good. There must be a story behind it, which will create entertainment value for the show.
Zhou Chong put down the bowl.
"Director, if you can't find anyone, you can go take a stroll under the bridge, but why are you looking for this idiot? The total score on the exam is 750, where did this 740 come from? Did your dad take those ten points when he was supporting you today?"
Zhou Chong got angry when he thought that even this idiot got in, but Xiao Bao didn't.
How did you pass the exam?
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