Chapter 22 I Want to Sleep with You Tonight
"You Liang, do you want to die?"
The online market had just ended, and You Liang was preparing to go back to feed the pigs and chickens when he received a call from Zhou Chong.
The first thing I said when the call connected was this.
You Liang was afraid, helpless, at a loss, and aggrieved.
"Brother, what's wrong? I've been keeping an eye on people for you."
"You think Qingshan Xiaobao likes Zhou Shuo more?!"
You Liang never expected it was for this reason!
Why would you call and yell at him for this?
"Brother! I'm comforting the child!"
"You betrayed your conscience over half a sweet potato?"
Yu Liang was speechless and lowered his head. "Brother, I was wrong. But, brother, how did you know?"
You Liang and Zhou Shuo came here to have fun on their own and did not participate in the recording of the program. There was no equipment to film them.
Zhou Chong: "There were cameras all around."
"..."
You Liang glanced around warily, then led Zhou Shuo toward Shan Qingshan's house.
"Brother, I want to go back. I feed the pigs and chickens every day, but they won't feed me. I haven't even had an egg yet!"
Zhou Chong's merciless laughter came from the phone.
You Liang was even more upset, "Brother, why are you still laughing!"
"You Liang, your existence makes me very happy, really."
You Liang was puzzled, but also a little happy. "Really?"
"Hmm, I always thought Qingshan Xiaobao didn't treat me anything special, but now that I see you... I didn't expect him to have two faces at such a young age. He's so good to me, he must care about me."
"..."
You Lianghao was moved once, but it left her with a lifelong scar.
While feeding the pigs, I felt resentful towards them, so I grabbed a small piece of pumpkin and threw it at one of them.
Shan Qingshan saw it just as he returned.
He was expressionless, just quietly watching you.
You Liang tensed up instantly, timidly pushing Zhou Shuo forward to block the disaster, and said weakly, "I'll just see if it can catch it."
Shan Qingshan looked at You Liang with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot, "It's a pig, not a dog."
You Liang: I felt insulted.
He brought this insult upon himself.
Zhou Shuo gave You Liang a disdainful look for his attempt to push him forward, then walked towards Shan Qingshan and asked, "Can I go pick some sweet potatoes now?"
Shan Qingshan nodded.
Zhou Shuo immediately followed Shan Qingshan into the house with the pride of a rooster.
Just as You Liang finished feeding the chickens, Zhou Shuo came over and showed off his sweet potatoes.
The sweet potato in his hand wasn't very big.
You Liang betrayed his brother for half a sweet potato.
Zhou Shuo also deceived him!
Yu Liang felt that only the world where he was injured had been achieved!
Zhou Shuo tore off a small piece of sweet potato peel, a little bit still clinging to it, and offered it to him condescendingly, "Want some?"
He has a particularly good temperament.
Not only did they refuse to give it to him, but they also insulted him!
But that sweet potato looks really delicious! It's red and oozing with honey! It smells wonderful too!
You Liang has backbone; You Liang won't eat.
"Who are you trying to fool? I'd rather starve to death..."
"I'd rather die outside, jump off a cliff, than eat a single bite of roasted sweet potato!" Zhou Shuo finished in his childish voice, then peeled the sweet potato and ate it clean himself, his face still smeared with honey, and said emphatically, "So delicious!"
You Liang really wanted to kill him!
Zhou Shuo chuckled, turned around, and ran while shouting.
"My brother said he won't eat it! He'd rather starve than eat it! Give me that one too!"
"You little rascal, you tricked me!"
You Liang took off chasing after him, but after only a couple of steps, Zhou Shuo, who was in front of him, fell to the ground with a "thud." The sweet potato in his hand flew out of his hand, and a chicken immediately pecked at it.
"My sweet potato..."
Just then, Shan Qingshan came out with another roasted sweet potato, looked at Zhou Shuo on the ground, and then looked at You Liang.
The world stood still at that moment.
You Liang quickly waved his hand, "It has nothing to do with me, he fell down on his own."
Shan Qingshan squatted down, touched Zhou Shuo's arms and legs to make sure he was alright, then stood up and said, "Stand up by yourself."
You Liang stepped forward and asked, "Why are you touching him?"
"Check if there are any broken or dislocated joints. Standing up directly could make the injury worse."
You Liang understood. He took the freshly roasted sweet potato from Shan Qingshan's hand and thought to himself: The Zhou brothers are no good. My sister-in-law is much better.
Before he could even take a bite of the sweet potato, he saw Zhou Shuo, who had climbed halfway up, collapse again.
"Feel it again carefully, I'm wearing a lot of clothes."
You Liang: "..."
A strong will to survive.
Dan Qingshan squatted down and carefully examined Zhou Shuo, asking as he went, "Does this hurt? Does that hurt?" Zhou Shuo answered each question. After checking everything, Zhou Shuo stood up, clapped his hands and clothes, and then held out his still-dirty little hands.
"sweet potato."
Shan Qingshan: "Go wash your hands."
Zhou Shuo went immediately, asking as he washed, "Can I watch it bake myself?"
"able."
Zhou Shuo immediately ran behind the stove, his little face glowing red from the firelight inside, and got very close.
Shan Qingshan: "Sit further away."
Zhou Shuo immediately stood up, moved the small stool back a bit, and sat down again.
You Liang was dumbfounded.
Is this still Zhou Shuo?
Where is his sophistry, his unreasonableness, and his arrogance?
Was it pecked away by the chicken along with his sweet potato?
You Liang stepped forward and said, "Get me another one."
Zhou Shuo looked at him with disdain, "No, I don't want it."
You Liang felt relieved.
It's the same familiar taste, the same Zhou Shuo.
After dinner, Shan Qingshan noticed that You Liang couldn't find hot water, so he showed him the soup pot in the stove, which contained hot water from cooking rice.
You Liang was greatly shocked, looking up and down, left and right.
"This is the wisdom of the working people, truly ingenious!"
Shan Qingshan: "..."
Shan Qingshan: "You remind me of a character from one of the Four Great Classical Novels."
The Four Great Classical Novels?!
Such high praise?
You Liang asked excitedly, "Who is it? Who is it?"
Who did he latch onto?
"What do you think?" Shan Qingshan said before leaving.
While washing the dishes, You Liang was lost in thought, his mind wandering from "Journey to the West" to "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and then to "Water Margin." He immediately ruled out "Dream of the Red Chamber" as the correct answer.
After washing the dishes, You Liang excitedly called Zhou Chong.
"Brother, I want this sister-in-law! I want this sister-in-law!"
Zhou Chong glanced at his phone screen, confirmed the caller ID, and then turned on the live stream. He wanted to see what was happening firsthand, so he asked, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"
"He roasted sweet potatoes for me, taught me how to use hot water, and even praised me for looking like a character from one of the Four Great Classical Novels!"
"Praise you?"
Zhou Chong frowned, then saw the comments from netizens.
There were also some scattered comments about what had just happened.
[High EQ: A Character from One of the Four Great Classical Novels; Low EQ: Grandma Liu Visits the Grand View Garden]
[Hilarious! Did the young master corrupt Qingshan Xiaobao's mouth?]
[Correct, fair, and incisive]
...
Zhou Chong smiled, not intending to tell You Liang the truth.
"Whether you want him or not, it's all his. I'm hanging up."
"Brother! Have you finished your business? When are you coming back?"
"I have some things to do tomorrow, so I won't be able to watch Qingshan Xiaobao's live stream. Please keep an eye on him. I'm hanging up now."
After Zhou Chong finished speaking, he hung up the phone and looked at Shan Qingshan's live broadcast room.
While in the village, none of the guests could see their own live stream and were unaware of the situation.
Zhou Chong only realized how popular Shan Qingshan's live stream was now! How dense the chat was! How many people wanted to team up and steal his treasure!
Zhou Chong scoffed, then heard his younger brother's voice coming from the live stream.
"I want to sleep with you tonight."
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