Xiao Li and Shu'er dared not move or bite the noodles, for fear that the noodles would break and splash onto their clothes.
The scene was somewhat comical, yet unexpectedly harmonious.
Chu Yang almost burst out laughing, secretly marveling at how brilliant this scene was.
Thanks to Sister Zhou Yang for her help, and thanks to the restaurant owner for making the noodles so long, thick, and firm.
Seeing the two of them pouting with noodles in their mouths, looking at each other with fierce eyes as if trying to get help, he chuckled and said, "It's very simple. You two, each with one side, just slurp the noodles away, won't you?"
"If I could kiss her at the end, that would be perfect," he added unkindly.
Xiao Li and Shu'er glared at each other angrily.
Could any human being come up with such a twisted and horrible idea?
They even slurped them together and gave each other a kiss!
The two of them, of course, wouldn't listen to him, and their eyes met.
"Let's go to Yashang together," Xiaoli mumbled.
Shu'er understood; it meant to bite them off together.
So he nodded slightly.
Just as they were about to blink to signal and act accordingly, a head suddenly came over, opened its mouth wide, and stuffed the noodles into the middle of the bowl.
At the same time, he reached out and grabbed their necks, pressing them together.
Slurp!
Before the two could react, they were pulled towards the center.
The three of them immediately pressed their mouths together.
"Hmm?"
"Hmm!"
The kiss formed a triangular shape.
Shu'er was the first to react and hurriedly moved away, and Xiao Li also quickly retreated.
Both of their pretty faces turned red to the roots of their ears.
"You filthy scoundrel!"
"You filthy bastard!"
Chu Yang smacked his lips, his face full of reminiscence, then feigned innocence: "I couldn't help myself to report a little bit... uh, no, in my desperation, this was the only way I could think of."
Xiao Li and Shu'er were almost amused by this line of thinking.
The thought of the three of them shoving each other's lips just now made them even angrier and more embarrassed.
Seeing that they had gone too far, Chu Yang quickly coaxed them, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault. Please don't be angry. Even if you are angry, please don't refuse to eat. This is a big plate of chicken that Sister Xiaoyang worked hard to bring. We must finish it."
"To express my apology, I will punish myself with three pieces of potato!" he said, stuffing three pieces of potato into his mouth, his cheeks puffing out.
Their comical appearance almost made Xiaoli and Shuer burst into laughter, but they managed to maintain their composure.
However, instead of getting angry and leaving, he picked up his chopsticks and started eating again.
The scene that followed was exactly as Chu Yang had hoped: the three of them huddled together to eat the big plate of chicken in peace.
This was also the most harmonious meal we had since the lockdown began.
After the meal, Chu Yang tidied up and brewed a pot of tea.
The finest pre-Qingming Longjing tea has a fragrant aroma that fills the room.
Shuer, who had intended to leave, sat down again.
She loved drinking tea, and was immediately drawn in by the aroma. She picked up the tea, blew on it gently, took a small sip, and squinted her eyes contentedly.
She stayed, and Xiao Li definitely wouldn't leave. She took a sip of tea and smacked her lips.
"I want to drink the milk tea that Sister Xiaoyang makes." She sighed.
"I'll have her bring a few drinks over tonight," Chu Yang said.
Shu'er's expression shifted, but after thinking for a moment, she still didn't say anything.
"A few more cocktails, and I want to touch the chicken head," Xiao Li said again.
"Okay, what would you like to drink, Shu'er?" Chu Yang asked.
"...I'd like to have a cocktail too, but not too strong. I don't want to get drunk," Shu'er said.
"No problem, I'll talk to Sister Xiaoyang." Chu Yang took out his phone and sent a text message to Zhou Yang.
[Sister Xiaoyang, Xiaoli and Shuer want milk tea, and a few more cups of "moji head" (a type of herbal tea), with a higher alcohol content (?° ?? ?°)?]
[You rascal, you're full of tricks! Hmph! Alright, I'll make it and bring it over tonight.]
After sending the text message, Chu Yang took out a deck of cards.
"Shall we play Dou Dizhu?"
Xiao Li's beautiful eyes brightened slightly, and she pretended to be reluctant: "Then let's play a few rounds."
He then looked at Shu'er and challenged her, "Do you dare to play?"
Shu'er raised a small, beautiful hand: "What's there to be afraid of?"
"The loser has to stick a sticker on their face, no cheating allowed." Xiao Li revealed a sly smile.
Shu'er hadn't realized the seriousness of the situation and was driven by a competitive spirit: "Fine, I'll stick it on then."
Chu Yang smiled slightly, prepared many slips of paper, opened the playing cards, shuffled them, and began dealing the cards.
In the first round, I was randomly assigned to be the landlord, Xiaoli.
"Do you want to be a landlord?" Chu Yang asked.
"Of course I want to." Xiaoli revealed her three cards.
"Slow down, I rarely play cards," Shu'er quickly said.
Xiao Li, however, moved swiftly, quickly arranging her cards, then tossed them aside: "A straight, a full house, four twos with two kings! A three!"
Shuer, who hadn't yet sorted out her cards, exclaimed, "...Huh???"
Chu Yang's lips twitched: "..."
Shu'er blinked, a little confused: "What's going on?"
"I won!" Xiao Li giggled, picked up a slip of paper, and stuck it on Shu'er's forehead. After thinking for a moment, she stuck on another one: "Almost forgot, double the reward in spring!"
"You lost too." She also stuck two cards on Chu Yang.
Shu'er hadn't quite grasped what was happening yet. She touched the note on her forehead and said somewhat defiantly, "Again."
Chu Yang continued dealing the cards.
After three rounds.
Several more notes appeared on his and Shu'er's faces.
"...Why?" Shu'er had notes stuck to her nose and philtrum, and the notes fluttered as she spoke.
Little Pear was overjoyed.
Chu Yang said helplessly, "I forgot to tell you, Xiao Li has incredible luck when playing cards."
"I don't believe it." Shu'er lifted the note covering her mouth and let him continue dealing the cards.
Two hours passed.
"...I'm not playing anymore!"
Once again defeated by Xiao Li's four twos and two kings, Shu'er was completely speechless and even began to doubt her life.
I just feel that playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game) is not fun at all, it's not engaging at all...
At this moment, her entire face was covered with notes, leaving only her eyes showing. She looked quite comical, and her ladylike image was completely gone.
Chu Yang wasn't much better off; his entire face was covered in patches of adhesive.
Xiao Li, on the other hand, didn't lose a single game.
If this were a gamble, she'd probably lose even her underwear.
"Well, you admit defeat now?" Xiao Li said with a grin.
"Just lucky," Shu'er retorted, unconvinced.
As she spoke, she was about to remove the note from her face.
"Wait!" Xiaoli suddenly said.
Shu'er paused, then said unhappily, "What, are you still going to hang it up?"
"No." Xiaoli brought a glass of water, dipped her finger in the water and wiped it on her face, then carefully peeled off the note.
“Tearing it open directly will hurt and tear your skin,” she explained.
"..." Shu'er's gaze softened instantly.
And so, Xiaoli gently helped her remove all the notes, and then gave her a wet wipe.
“…Thank you.” Shu’er smiled.
At this moment, the well-behaved and adorable Shen Li looked much more pleasing to the eye.
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