Heaven help us, Hu Liangao, Chen Zhiqiang and Li Jing had never encountered such a grand occasion before.
I thought it was perfectly normal for Su Yang to have a girlfriend, after all, he's handsome and talented.
He refused to let Xia Nuo, the most beautiful girl in the department, ask for her number, and didn't flirt with other women. He's truly a devoted and good man.
Then I saw a video of Zhou Yang and Li Qingshu together.
Okay, later Su Yang said that both of them were his sisters-in-law.
It's easy to imagine that this had a significant impact on the three innocent minds of them.
But now, there are two more sisters-in-law!
Four sisters-in-law!
They were all incredibly beautiful, even more so than Xia Nuo.
Most importantly, how did Su Yang manage to get along so well with all four of his girlfriends?!
This...this is outrageous!
No, no, no... it's envy!
"Hello everyone, I'm Xiaoli."
In the video, Shen Li greets everyone with a smile.
"Hello." Lou Chunyue smiled and waved.
"Hello, sisters-in-law!" The three single men had very mixed feelings.
After exchanging greetings, Shen Li continued in the video, "Chu... Su Yang, Chun Yue and I have prepared a surprise for you."
Chu Yang asked with interest, "Really? I'm really looking forward to it! Can you give me a little spoiler?"
"That won't do. Spoilers won't make it a surprise, right, Chun Yue-jie?" Xiao Li said with a smile.
Lou Chunyue smiled without saying a word, unwilling to reveal anything.
Chu Yang chuckled, his anticipation growing stronger.
After chatting with them for a while, I ended the call.
Turning to look at Hu Liangao and the others, I noticed that the three guys had strange expressions.
"Okay, I admit it, I'm a jerk." Chu Yang said seriously.
"But this is very tiring, and you really can't do it without a strong body, so please don't follow my example."
As soon as he finished speaking, the three of them grabbed his legs.
"Brother, please teach me!"
"You are my idol, no, you are my god!"
"I want to learn! My body can handle it!"
Chu Yang: "..."
"Alright, alright, I'll teach you."
So I taught these three eager guys some cheesy pickup lines for picking up girls.
The three were overjoyed and couldn't wait to find their target to put it into practice.
In the afternoon, the three returned dejectedly.
"It's no use, it doesn't work."
"I got scolded; they said I was being a pervert!"
"I got hit..."
Chu Yang asked in bewilderment, "That's impossible."
These days, girls haven't developed an immunity to cheesy pickup lines. They might not turn on you, but they'll at least find them amusing.
"Come on, I'll take you to try it out. Old Hu, which girl didn't it work for you?"
"Niu Aihua, she plays badminton on the lawn downstairs. I'll take you there!"
Chu Yang personally put the teaching into practice, and the three of them were extremely excited. They crowded together and went down to the lawn.
“That’s her!” Hu Liangao pointed to the girl who was swinging her racket.
Chu Yang nodded and walked straight over.
Hu Liangao and the others stared wide-eyed, ready to see how he would operate it.
Chu Yang walked over to Niu Aihua, who was just about to pick up a ball, and pretended to bump her lightly with his shoulder.
Niu Aihua looked at him somewhat angrily, then her eyes were glued to him.
Chu Yang was also a little angry: "Can you watch where you're going in the future...?"
Niu Aihua: "You..."
Chu Yang then smiled: "It just had to hit me right in the heart."
Niu Aihua was stunned for a moment, then her face turned red, her heart fluttered with joy, and she began to squirm.
"Are you... are you confessing your feelings to me?"
What do you think?
"……Hate!"
Her friends immediately cheered, "Wow, how romantic..."
Hu Liangao and his two companions, who were observing and learning, exclaimed, "Huh? That's it?"
Then we saw Chu Yang flee in panic.
"Run!"
"...?"
Having finally escaped Niu Aihua's pursuit, Chu Yang breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ahem, next one."
"..."
Next, a girl admiring flowers by the lake.
Chu Yang walked over.
"I love the sea in summer, the red leaves in autumn, the snow in winter, the grass in spring, and... you in front of me."
"...I promise you!"
...
"...Run!"
"Next."
"..."
"Beautiful lady, I think you're a little strange."
What's wrong with me?
"It's really pretty."
"Pfft!"
"Can you smell anything?"
"No."
"Why do I feel like the air is bursting with sweetness whenever I see you?"
"Haha, you're really good at having fun!"
"Want to play together?"
"……OK!"
"With a sliver of hope, goodbye."
"???"
...
He flirted with three girls in a row, and then ran away after flirting with them.
100% success rate.
Hu Liangao and his two companions were stunned, exclaiming that they were such a role model that they almost knelt down in awe.
But then I thought about it again.
Holy crap, something's not right!
Damn it, all three girls they liked had their hearts stolen by this guy!
Seeing their resentful looks, Chu Yang said innocently, "I'm helpless too. You're the ones who wanted to watch the tutorial."
The three of them fell silent for a moment.
I finally understood.
It's not that cheesy pickup lines don't work, it's that their faces don't work...
If you're handsome, you're considered flirting; if you're ugly, you're considered a pervert. That's just how cruel reality is.
Helpless, Chu Yang could only give each of them two packs of cigarettes as a consolation.
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