The audience sat in front of the computer curiously. They really wanted to know what trick Xu Shang was going to play this time.
I saw Xu Shang sitting in a very strange place, a bit like a chicken coop. He faced the audience and said seriously:
"After watching Professor Yang's video, I was deeply moved and inspired, and immediately decided to learn from him. So, I followed Professor Yang and opened a gratitude education chicken farm! Everyone applaud!"
audience:"……"
I thought you were reviewing a chicken.
I never expected——
You actually evaluated a chicken.
The audience watched Xu Shang continue to say: "As we all know, opening a chicken farm that teaches gratitude is not an easy task. How to pass on the theme of gratitude education to every chicken, so that every chicken can learn to be grateful, learn truth, kindness and beauty, and learn to be filial to me as the chicken farm owner, is a long and arduous task."
“So! The use of teaching aids is crucial!”
"So, I shamelessly plagiarized Professor Yang's teaching aids, and today, I took this opportunity to evaluate the correct use of this teaching aid for everyone!"
“Dangdangdang!”
Xu Shang solemnly raised a tin box-shaped instrument and said, "This is the protagonist of our review today. It is used for patients with manic psychosis - the convulsive electric shock therapy device."
With a "pop" sound, a special effects flash appeared in the video, and a colorful ball exploded from the middle, with colorful streamers floating down. For such a gorgeous appearance, Xu Shang even spent several hundred dollars.
The audience was speechless after watching it. It would be better not to make such cheap special effects!
However, it also successfully attracted the audience's attention to the instrument. Many viewers did not know that Professor Yang used this device to treat children's Internet addiction until Xu Shang mentioned it at this time.
After briefly introducing the functions of the therapeutic device to the audience, Xu Shang began his performance.
"Recently, I, as a chicken farm owner, have encountered a troublesome problem. There are a few chickens in my farm. They are disobedient and rebellious. They are even addicted to the Internet!"
The scene changed, and we saw a few chickens flying around on a fishing net, having a lot of fun.
audience:"……"
Such art seems too early for them.
Xu Shang continued, "So, we must let them receive gratitude therapy education, so that they can get rid of their internet addiction and become human beings again... no, become prostitutes again."
"Now, let me introduce to you the five students who will receive treatment today. They are Xiaohua, Xiaohuang, Xiaolan, Xiaohong and Xiaohei."
After a lot of chaos, Xu Shang grabbed five chickens and showed them to the audience.
Because Xu Shang's action was too rough, the five chickens flapped their wings and stretched out their heads to peck at Xu Shang, but Xu Shang dodged them just in time. Xu Shang shook his head, showing a compassionate look, and lamented:
"You can see how rebellious they are! How disobedient they are to me, the chicken farm owner. But don't worry, I believe that with this magical electric shock...electric shock therapy device, they will be corrected soon!"
The audience couldn't bear it anymore.
God damn electric chicken therapy device!
However, to some extent, Xu Shang's behavior can be regarded as an animal experiment on the instrument. When the audience thought that this thing was used on children, they were also curious about how effective it was.
"Because this is the beginning of the treatment, the current of our therapeutic device does not need to be very high. Only 5 milliamperes is enough. Let's see the effect."
Xu Shang tied the electrotherapy device to the little chicken and then turned the knob.
“Sizzle!”
"Very good, we can see that the disobedient Xiaohua has had her chicken shit electrocuted."
audience:"……"
As we all know, birds are straightforward, so they tend to poop wherever they go.
But this scene in the video still shocked many netizens. As Xu Shang turned the knob of the current, a string of chicken shit shot out directly from under Xiaohua's butt.
"As you all know, education is not a one-day thing. Next, I will educate them separately and let's see the results tomorrow."
Just when the audience almost thought there would be a next episode, they discovered that Xu Shang's video seemed to have been prepared long ago. The camera switched and it was directly the next day. At this time, the five chickens had obviously received the "treatment".
They are no longer as lively as they were yesterday, nor are they "surfing the Internet". Their heads are drooping, their feathers are hanging low, and the whole chicken looks listless, as if they have wilted.
At this time, Xu Shang appeared on camera and said, "Let's take a look at the effect of the corrective treatment!"
"All the chickens, come here!"
Following Xu Shang's order, two of the chickens, Xiaohua and Xiaohong, actually walked towards Xu Shang obediently. Xu Shang then issued new instructions.
"Go eat!" The two little chicks went to eat obediently.
"Okay! Stop!" The two chicks shuddered obviously and dared not continue eating.
Xu Shang nodded and said to the camera: "As you can see, the correctional treatment has initially shown results, but there is still a long way to go before we can help them completely get rid of their 'Internet addiction' and learn to be grateful. Moreover..."
Xu Shang glanced at the other three 'disobedient' chickens: "Some chickens still refuse to change their bad habits and still cling to their bad habits. We must increase the power supply for these stubborn guys!"
"We can't laugh and joke around today. We have to increase the intensity - 10 mA. Let's increase the current to 10 mA. I believe that with such a strong stimulation, Xiao Huang, Xiao Lan and Xiao Hei will wake up!"
“Sizzle—Ohhhh!”
Seeing the three chickens screaming due to being electrocuted but unable to get rid of the electrotherapy devices on their bodies, and some even fainted from the electric shock, the audience couldn't help but feel sorry for these three little chickens.
This is too cruel!
Let these poor little chicks go...this is too inhumane!
Some viewers suddenly realized that this so-called treatment device was not a correction tool at all. To be honest, it would be more appropriate to call it a "torture device".
And at this moment, Xu Shang's action once again raised the audience's sympathy.
Xu Shang was seen tying the electrotherapy device to the obedient Xiaohua.
Xu Shang seemed to have known that the audience would be confused at this time, and explained:
"This correction and treatment process is definitely not something that can be done just once. Although Xiaohua seems obedient, this is only superficial obedience. In fact, the 'Internet addiction' is deeply rooted in her heart. If we want to cure it, we must give it a deep enough cure, which is called re-treatment."
Xu Shang turned the knob to 5 mA.
The audience burst into tears and wanted to rush into the video and smash the equipment.
"Xiaohua is obviously very obedient!"
"What on earth is wrong with Xiaohua?"
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