The news that three enthusiastic citizens helped the police arrest a gang involved in organized crime would not have caused much of a stir. Even though the news involved the famous Xu Tiandi...but Xu Tiandi's influence was mainly among young people, and how many young people read the news these days?
Until someone posted a surveillance video on a video website.
The pixels of surveillance are usually fuzzy, and we couldn't expect a high level of surveillance pixels in 2007. In this video of "experts among the people", there is a wonderful scene of one person beating up 20 people.
"What kind of movie is this?"
"It's fake! It must be fake! I think all these experts are just made up!"
Just when netizens were saying that we are all smart people and would not believe your special effects... the end of the video said that it would be better to watch it together with yesterday's local evening news.
The local evening news? What's good to see on the local evening news?
With the mentality of just taking a look since they wouldn't lose anything anyway, netizens clicked on the 'news recording' link posted by a kind-hearted person in the comment section, clicked in and took a look at "three enthusiastic citizens bravely helped the police arrest a 20-member gang involved in organized crime", took a closer look... and ran back to take another look!
Um?
Uh-huh?
Hmmm…hmm?
What the hell is this! ?
Really! ... Could it be that all of this is true?
…
In the forum, the video poster is sharing his personal experience.
"Yesterday morning, I was strolling on the street and accidentally met Emperor Xu Tian. As an old Xu Bai, how could I miss the opportunity to swear allegiance to the Emperor Tian... I don't admit that I was the last person to swear allegiance and was given a New Year's red envelope by the Emperor Tian. But just when I was about to have close contact with Emperor Xu Tian, I saw-"
"Seven or eight people followed the Emperor into the old street in secret. With my many years of experience as a celestial soldier, I immediately determined that these people were planning to assassinate me! I immediately called the police!"
"But when I rushed to the scene with the police, I found it in a mess. Xu Tiandi was standing in the middle, as if nothing had happened... What happened?
"——What on earth happened? I am so curious!"
"For this, I walked through all the shops in the old street, and finally, I found this video! Lord Tiandi, Lord Tiandi...he is really too strong!"
"Emperor Xu Tian actually has this trick up his sleeve...is it hidden so deeply?" someone exclaimed.
There is a comment below saying: "Come to think of it...it seems, it seems, that Emperor Xu Tian did not hide it from us."
Netizens were ashamed to find out...
It seems that it is indeed not hidden.
Open Xu Shang’s video and take a look… Kung Fu Master Xu’s video series, which teaches and performs various basic boxing and martial arts skills, has attracted everyone’s jokes.
What……
'Xiao Xu is really good at making things happen!'
'Xiao Xu, this special effect is well done!'
"Hahahaha...it's quite interesting!"
Who could have thought... who the hell could have thought that all this was actually true, and that he could actually beat twenty people!
Emperor Xu Tian... really didn't treat everyone as outsiders.
Instead, they have always been in a state of mind of watching for fun.
The clown is actually me!
Xu Tiandi-sama! We are blind. We know that you are the Lord of Heaven, but we still don't take your teachings seriously. From today on... we will follow your videos to learn martial arts!
At this time, someone thought, if Kung Fu Master Xu is real, could it be that -
Budo mushrooms are real too! ?
…
"Chairman! Chairman, the fresh food store is full of people coming to buy mushrooms! They are crazy... They are all crazy! They don't take money seriously anymore, they just buy mushrooms for dozens or hundreds of yuan per pound! The stock is almost sold out!"
"What's going on? What's going on?"
Chairman Xiao Xu was wiping his certificate. After hearing the store manager's report, he had no time to investigate the cause when a call came from the overseas hotline.
"Chairman! Overseas distributors are going crazy. They want to reserve all the mushrooms for the end of next year!"
What is going on here?
Chairman Xiao Xu opened it and found that it was someone who had pieced together the evening news and surveillance video and posted it on the Internet. Once it was posted, it immediately shocked friendly countries.
"oh! MY GOD!
"ohohohohohoh~~~~~~" (The following is translated by default.)
"I recognize it, this is Tongbeiquan! And Baguazhang..."
"After eating Kung Fu Master brand black truffles, my waist and legs no longer hurt, and I can climb to the third floor in one breath without any effort... Although I can't beat 20, I can beat two without any problem! Kung Fu Master Xu, Kung Fu Master Xu! I want to give birth to a child for you!"
Xiao Xu looked at the 1.9-meter-tall white man with golden chest hair and thought...it turns out you can beat two people without any difficulty, and how can you give birth to a child? You are a man!
I am the great Kung Fu master Xu, how could I have so few female fans?
Just as Xiao Xu was sighing, the phone rang again. This time it was not an employee calling, but a friend in the business community.
"Xiao Xu... I heard that you can beat 20 people by yourself. Is that true?"
"Xiao Xu...if you have time, can you teach us too?"
"Xiao Xu... I heard that you are good at fighting. My bodyguard used to be a special forces soldier. Can we find some time to spar with each other?"
"Xiao Xu, my wife wants to learn martial arts from you. Do you have time to teach her one-on-one?"
Kung Fu Master Xu found himself suddenly becoming a hot commodity in the business circle. One after another, people expressed their desire to see whether the legendary Kung Fu Master Xu was really capable.
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