"Boss, I'm here to buy some seafood!"
"Well, see for yourself!"
"Okay!"
Xiao Xu turned around and continued to say to the camera: "Dear viewers, we have come to a new seafood store. I have good news for you. After buying seafood from this store, you can take it directly to the restaurant next door for processing on the spot. You can enjoy the freshest seafood feast!"
Xiao Xu seemed to have a "bragging disease" that would kill him if he didn't brag, and continued to brag vigorously:
"Local crabs, lobsters, and seafood are the freshest you've ever seen. I believe you've never seen such fresh seafood anywhere else!"
The boss felt proud when he heard Xiao Xu bragging, so he allowed Xiao Xu to take pictures in the store. He even thought Xiao Xu was advertising their store.
As it turned out, it was too early for the boss to be happy.
Xiao Xu's boasting became more and more outrageous: "I said, 'You will never find such fresh seafood in other places.' Many viewers must have been dissatisfied. Why do you say that the seafood here is the freshest? I dare to say so, of course there is a reason!
"——You have a reason that is absolutely irrefutable!
"Look at this big rope that is as thick as a thumb. I tell you, you will never see such a thick rope anywhere else! Look at this convenient bag that is at least 20 threads thick. You will never see such a thick convenient bag anywhere else.
"Why do we need such a thick rope and such a thick bag? It's because the seafood here is fresh. If the rope is thinner, the crabs will break it. You will never see such strong crabs anywhere else!
audience:"……"
Damn, a rope this thick is enough to tie up ten of me. Do you think a crab can break it?
Are the crabs here violating the law?
Are the crayfish you have here Baltan?
The smile on the boss's face froze immediately, his face turned fierce, and he cursed: "Are you going to buy it or not? If not, get out!"
"Boss, I want to buy seafood! Really!"
"I really won't sell you anymore. Get out!"
The boss couldn't stand it any more. Hey, you came here to flatter me, but I didn't expect you to have such evil intentions... The boss felt wronged too. Other people's scales were short of weight, but there was nothing wrong with my scale! Shouldn't I get it back somewhere else?
I have such a conscience, how dare you say bad things about me!
Get out!
…
Xiao Xu, who was kicked out again, sighed and expressed his shame to the audience again: "Someone left a message on my blog account, asking me why people hate dogs and asking me to find the reason in myself!
"I found that netizens have sharp eyes. I am indeed hated by everyone...but I really can't find the reason. Why? Why is this? Why do people dislike me?"
audience:"……"
You fucking show up and ruin the place, there's no way people will like you.
But then again, let's talk about this... Although the shop owners don't like it, I actually like it when I see it - if you go and beat up a dog, of course the dog won't like you! But we like to watch dogs being beaten up!
Xiao Xu, the reviewer, sighed in disappointment and continued, "Well, now maybe only food can soothe my wounded heart. As we all know, a chef who is not good at reviewing is not a good gourmet. I, Xiao Xu, am actually a gourmet!"
...You are a hell of a gourmet!
——Well, it seems you really are!
"I'm going to eat seafood today!"
Reviewer Xiao Xu ran to a seafood restaurant and said to the camera with emotion: "Although the seafood here is a little expensive, it is fresh! Is there such fresh seafood in other places?"
The audience sighed, it’s so lively, so lively.
I think the freshness is fake, only the whole thing is real.
So everyone watched as reviewer Xiao Xu picked out an orchid crab, a lobster, and a grouper from the fish tank in the hotel, and then walked to the table and waited for the dishes to be served.
But when Xiao Xu, the reviewer, was sitting on the table, he slapped the back of his hand and sighed: "Oh, why am I so irritable? Look at my bad habits..."
"When I was selecting crabs, lobsters and fish, I accidentally broke their arms and legs and even tore off a piece of the fish's fin. Do you think I should change this bad habit of causing minor damage?"
The audience's eyes widened.
Oh shit!
There is also this trick?
Although the audience did not want to speculate about the restaurant with malicious intent, Comrade Xiao Xu's act of "little destruction" was so suggestive that some people even started to speculate.
"If the crabs have been replaced, please press 1. If the lobsters have been replaced, please press 2. If the grouper has been replaced, please press 3... If none of them have been replaced, please press 龘郁饕踌爨虋纞!"
"I believe the owner of this store is not so despicable. I'll deduct 123 from you!"
"How can such a rare word be difficult for me? I deduct 123!"
"How dark are you guys! Don't imagine people to be too dark. Where is the morality? Where is the conscience? Where is the integrity of business? ... I'll deduct 123."
Xiao Xu waited for more than half an hour, but in the video it only fast-forwarded about one minute and three dishes were placed on the table. The camera shot this way and it did not disappoint everyone. The only thing we saw was that the reviewer Xiao Xu had a serious expression, as if he had something very important to say to the audience.
The audience held their breath. Based on their understanding of Xiao Xu, it was either a storm or a lecture.
Then Xiao Xu said righteously:
"I didn't expect it! I really didn't expect it! This store, the owner of this store..."
...That’s too much!
The audience has already shouted out what was in Xiao Xu’s mind: All three dishes have been changed!
...But think about it carefully, you just come to have a meal, do you want the store to lose its lobby manager, lobby deputy manager and lobby foreman?
You’re dreaming!
These are all dedicated old employees. Even if they have no credit, they have worked hard!
The audience was expecting how Xiao Xu, the tester, would erupt like a volcano and fight the store owner for 300 rounds, but what they heard was——
"I never thought that the owner of a small local restaurant could actually regenerate lobsters and crabs, and repair fish fins... It's really amazing!
"If this kind of black technology is applied to the medical field, what a great contribution it will make to human health! How many disabled people will be able to throw away their crutches and wheelchairs and become normal people again!
“This kind of high-tech technology cannot be wasted on such a small field as repairing the broken limbs of lobsters and crabs. I want to persuade the boss to bring it out for the benefit of all mankind!
"——I'm going to find the boss now!"
Following the camera, we see tester Xiao Xu running to the kitchen: "Boss! You have scientific and technological advances such as limb repair and fin regeneration. How can you keep them to yourself? I hope you can hand over this technology to us... Your small step is a giant leap for human medical science!"
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