Chapter 469 Boneless Beauty
Half an hour later, the Yan family's carriage left the city and arrived at a remote and deserted alley.
Yan Shijiu and Wan Chen were waiting leisurely outside the car, while Yun Chen was busy taking off his clothes inside.
When he was halfway through taking off his clothes, Yan Shijiu complained, "Why are you so slow? Haven't you finished taking off your clothes yet?" He lifted the curtain of the car curiously, and just as he stretched his head to take a look, he was punched in the eye with a "bang", and the pain made him grimace.
Yun Chen blushed, put on Wan Chen's clothes, got off the carriage, and handed the dress he had just taken off to Wan Chen.
The latter put it on without saying anything, sat back on the horse and said:
"Master, Madam, I've found out everything. The guy lighting the sky lantern is called Wang Qing. He's a wealthy local from Shucheng, three hundred miles from Kyoto. He's not well-educated, but his family has been trading grain for generations, and they've accumulated quite a bit of wealth. He came all the way here to bid, probably hoping to take some home to show off. Let's set off now; we should be able to catch up with him once we leave the city."
"Then let's go quickly!" Yun Chen couldn't wait to get on the carriage.
Yan Shijiu covered his eyes, stumbled, and fumbled in the air with one hand, pretending not to see the road clearly, and shouted:
"Madam, madam, where are you? Why can't I see anything? Help me up!"
Yun Chen raised her hand and wanted to give the guy another panda eye, but thinking that she was now living under someone else's roof and had to take advantage of him, she had to hold back and instead grabbed the back of his collar and dragged him onto the carriage.
According to Yan Shijiu's famous saying: If you like it, go grab it! Whoever can grab it is the one with ability!
So, after Yun Chen said that he really wanted the Taiping Sword and the Swallowing Cloud Beast, Yan Shijiu proposed a bold and shameless plan:
According to Wan Chen's inquiries, the local rich man Wang Qing will leave Beijing overnight and return to Shucheng after winning the auction tonight.
These wealthy local tycoons all have some common problems. First, they go out in a grand manner, with their motorcades being conspicuous and easy to find. They do not know how to be low-key and believe that the Kyoto Emperor is safe and sound.
Of course, this is not a wrong assumption, but it is a general situation and cannot be used to restrain a "second-rate" god like Yan Shijiu.
Another problem of rich people is that they are lustful.
Wan Chen said that when Wang Qing came to Beijing this time, he not only spent lavishly on purchasing luxury items, but also bought several singers and dancers to take back with him.
So if Yun Chen pretends to be a weak woman and appears on the road that Wang Qing must take after leaving Beijing, she will have the opportunity to steal the sword and horse.
But Yan Shijiu was not very satisfied with this plan. He didn't want Wang Qing to touch Yun Chen, not even a hair.
In addition, the Cloud-Swallowing Beast recognized Yun Chen, so if Yun Chen took the role of snatching the beast, it would definitely be faster.
This led to the scene where Wan Chen and Yun Chen exchanged clothes. Wan Chen dressed up as a woman to seduce Wang Qing as a "little beauty".
Soon, the carriage arrived at the designated grove.
The twenty guards who were ordered to come to the Yan Mansion also arrived quietly and put on their masks.
Wan Chen put on Yun Chen's hat and veil, looked up at the sky for a while, as if recalling Yun Chen's usual appearance, then took a step forward confidently, twisting his waist with his hands and feet, and walked out.
Those arms and legs looked like they had just been borrowed. The funny posture made the guards of Yan Mansion around burst into laughter, and they had to use a lot of strength to cover their mouths.
Yan Shijiu and Yun Chen couldn't help laughing.
Yun Chen loved to watch the old-fashioned and dull Wan Chen act out and play tricks, so he lowered his voice and corrected him:
"Wan Chen, don't make fun of me! Do I usually walk like that? Do I walk with my left foot every day?"
Under Yun Chen's training, Wan Chen's walking posture became correct.
He walked to the middle of the dirt road where Wang Qing was about to pass, hesitated for a moment, and then collapsed like a noodle in soup, causing Yun Chen to burst into laughter again, holding back tears.
"Hey, hey, hey, it's 'Beauty without bones', not 'A puddle of mud'!"
Yun Chen made fun of Wan Chen, and soon the sound of horse hooves and wheels came from not far away.
Yan Shijiu and Yun Chen immediately led a group of guards to crouch down.
According to the original plan, when Wan Chen was lying in the middle of the road, Wang Qing's convoy would definitely stop to investigate. Wang Qing would personally come to see what the "faint beauty on the road" looked like.
Who knows, maybe it was because Wan Chen was too thin and inconspicuous lying on the road, or because Wang Qing's driver's eyesight was not good.
Wang Qing's convoy came from a distance, without even stopping, and drove past Yun Chen and others, and directly ran over Wan Chen.
Fortunately, Wan Chen reacted quickly, curled up into a ball, and hid between the two wheels, otherwise he would have almost become "no one" and "boneless".
Just as the carriage was about to go away, the Wolf-Slaying Horse and the Cloud-Swallowing Beast pulling Wang Qing's carriage looked at each other, touched their heads like two people, and then slowly stopped, constantly shaking their heads to sniff around, obviously looking for Yun Chen.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wan Chen quickly threw a large stone, hitting the wheel of the carriage that was about to stop.
The loud noise and bumpy feeling finally brought the convoy to a complete stop.
The coachman whipped the Cloud-Swallowing Beast and the Wolf-Slaying Colt a few times, then jumped down to check. When he saw a living person lying where the carriage had just passed, he screamed in fright and started shouting.
When Wang Qing heard this, he thought that a woman wearing a veil might have been run over, so he got out of the car to check.
Although Wang Qing believed that the emperor's territory was the most peaceful and there would be no bandits robbing people, he still took two guards with him and walked to Wan Chen according to the cautious and suspicious instinct of a businessman.
Wang Qing looked up and down at Wan Chen lying on the ground, and seemed to be very satisfied with the slim figure of this "beauty". He said, "Girl, are you okay? Are you hurt anywhere? Why don't you come with me to the car first?" At the same time, he personally went up to support her.
Wan Chen's arms immediately wrapped around Wang Qing's neck, tightening around him tighter and tighter...
By the time Wang Qing realized, "Something's wrong. Why are the breasts of the beauty in front of me flat?", Wan Chen had already gently exerted force with his arms, and Wang Qing's eyes rolled back and he fainted.
As for the two guards, their combined strength was not enough to fill Wan Chen's teeth, and they were knocked down in the blink of an eye.
The other guards of Wang Qing's family and the escorts hired by Wang Qing to escort the auction items, seeing that the situation was not good, shouted and drew their weapons.
Yan Shijiu, Yun Chen and others immediately rushed out from the grove, and with a flurry of punches and kicks, they knocked everyone out in no time.
Yun Chen had just started to get excited about the fight when it was over.
She rushed to the front of the carriage and hugged the Cloud-Swallowing Beast and the Wolf-Slaying Colt, causing the two horses to neigh and bark continuously and run straight into Yun Chen's arms.
The two men and two horses hugged each other with tears in their eyes for a while, while Yan Shijiu got into Wang Qing's carriage and took out the Taiping Sword.
When Yan Shijiu saw Huo Gannian's Hidden Moon Sword next to him, he hesitated for a moment and picked it up as well.
Yan Shijiu got out of the carriage, slung two long swords across his shoulders, stood tall on the carriage, raised his chin towards Yun Chen in a casual manner, and said with a smug smile:
"Madam, are you satisfied? Shall we go home?"
Yun Chen held the reins of the two horses, smiling happily, and nodded from the bottom of his heart:
"go home!"
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