Chapter 338 Corny Pickup Lines
The voice spoke again: "[Wanwan, aren't you tired? You've been running through my head all day.]"
Corny pickup lines?
My lifelong enemy!
Kong Wange felt a chill run down her spine. She had just typed in the chat box: "If you don't know how to flirt, you don't have to."
Before she could even send it, the man sent another message: "[Wanwan, Confucius, Mencius, Han Feizi, do you know which 'zi' you'd be most suited to be?]"
Kong Wange took a deep breath, silently deleted what she had just typed, and retorted: 【Your father!!!】
Murong Ting: "???"
He silently deleted the words "my wife" from the chat box.
Why doesn't Wanwan play by the rules?!
Kong Wange thought she could dampen Murong Ting's enthusiasm and discourage him by sending the message, but to her surprise, he was undeterred and immediately sent her another message: "[Wanwan, I'm looking for a horse. Guess what kind of horse it is?]"
Kong Wange: [...Fuck you?]
Murong Ting: [...]
Singer Kong Wan was typing away, her mind racing, and only realized after sending the message that it was impolite, so she quickly clicked "recall".
Murong Ting, however, persisted: "I saw it all, Wanwan, how could you swear at me?!"
Kong Wange: [You've misread it...]
【I didn't, you just insulted me! Sigh, I clearly looked for your phone number.】
Kong Wange: [Murong Ting.]
She suddenly called his name solemnly.
Murong Ting: [Huh?]
I was just talking about an animal; only people with dirty eyes see everything as dirty.
Murong Ting: [...]
Damn it, my wife is so unreasonable, I can't argue with her at all, what should I do?
Kong Wange deliberately changed the subject, asking again: "Who taught you all these things?"
Based on her understanding of Murong Ting, she knew that these words were definitely not something the man himself had thought.
Sure enough, Murong Ting honestly replied, "Wanwan, don't you like cheesy pickup lines? Lin Cheng said all girls like them."
Kong Wange quickly replied: [So, do you think Lin Cheng has found a girlfriend yet?]
Murong Ting: [...]
Kong Wange quickly added, "Besides, I'm not some young girl anymore. I'm a mother of three, immune to these kinds of things. Okay, enough of this nonsense. How are the kids? Are they all asleep?"
Murong Ting replied with an "Mm," then added, "I went to bed around 8 PM, and everyone else is sound asleep, except for me."
After sending the message, Murong Ting added a "missing you.jpg" emoji and a "rubbing against each other.jpg" emoji.
Kong Wange also replied with three emojis:
[Smiling face.jpg]
【Bye Bye.jpg】
[Go to sleep.jpg]
Murong Ting: [...]
...
Settle down in a house.
Murong Ting was engrossed in exchanging pictures with his wife, completely unaware that in the darkness, three small figures, each carrying a bulging little schoolbag, secretly slipped out of the tall courtyard gate.
After successfully slipping out of Anjia, the three kids got into the ride-hailing cars that had been pre-booked and were waiting outside.
As the car door closed, Murong Chen let out a long sigh of relief: "Phew, that was terrifying! Luckily, Daddy was busy chatting with Mommy, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to escape so easily."
"Sigh, it's all Wen Xiaoxiao's and that annoying homeroom teacher's fault. They always team up to do bad things and give Mommy all sorts of nasty tasks. Otherwise, we wouldn't have to go through the trouble of negotiating with the dean of Yudao Academy late at night." Kong Ran sighed.
"That's right, if Uncle Lin Cheng hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known!" Murong Chen's face was indignant, but then a hint of worry appeared: "But Sister Ran, do you think the dean will pay any attention to us if we go there so rashly?"
"Little Chenchen, how can we just rush over there? We brought lots of precious things with us." Kong Ran patted the little backpack and turned to ask Kong Chi, "Little Chichi, am I right?"
Kong Chi chimed in, "That's right, isn't Wen Xiaoxiao the homeroom teacher who bribed Mommy? Then let's 'bribe' the dean and demote her by one level, and see how Wen Xiaoxiao and that bad woman can still cause trouble!"
Murong Chen was relieved: "Sister Ran, is the information you gathered accurate? Is that dean really staying at the Imperial Academy to work overtime tonight?"
"Don't worry, that silly deer Wen Sichen, I pretended not to believe that the Dean of the Imperial Academy was his godfather, and just provoked him a couple of times, and he got all the information out of me! Now I not only know that the Dean will be working late today, but I also got the internal map of the Imperial Academy and figured out where the Dean's office is!"
"Well done, Sister Ran!" Murong Chen applauded for his sister from the side.
"That's right, I've made a huge sacrifice this time for Mommy!"
Murong Chen raised his little fist, and the three of them solemnly swore: "For Mommy, we'll become big bears if we don't succeed! We must take down the Dean!"
The three children got off the car and headed straight for the Imperial Palace.
The gate of the Imperial Palace had large gaps, and the three of them squeezed in easily.
Some students live on campus, so even though it was almost nine o'clock, the college didn't feel deserted.
Under the orange streetlights, you can occasionally see two or three people walking side by side.
From the outside, you can see that several windows of the administration building not far away still have lights on.
Kong Ran took out the pre-printed map, looked at it for a long time, and then waved his hand: "Let's go that way!"
She took a few steps, but saw that Kong Chi and Murong Chen hadn't followed. Instead, they were staring blankly at her back.
She was taken aback: "What's wrong? I've been looking for a long time, and I haven't gone to the wrong place."
The next second, the map in her hand was snatched away from above, followed by a nonchalant, flippant voice: "Ha, no wonder you two chatted with me for so long today, so you three little brats were planning to sneak into the Imperial Academy?!"
Kong Ran: "?"
She turned around abruptly, and sure enough, the person standing behind her was none other than Wen Sichen!
Her eyes widened immediately: "What are you doing here?!"
Wen Sichen snorted: "Shouldn't I be asking you that? What are you three doing here so late at night instead of sleeping at home?"
He glanced at their backpacks as he spoke: "Carrying so much stuff, you're not planning something bad, are you? Could it be..."
The three children felt their hearts tighten as they saw his gaze sweeping over them.
The next second, he said, "You're little agents sent here. Who are you delivering this to?"
The three little ones were terrified.
The three of them exchanged glances, and Murong Chen quickly stepped forward and said, "No, we just ran away from home! We only brought food rations!"
"Running away from home again?" Wen Sichen asked suspiciously. "Did Murong Ting hit you again? Or did he force you to do your homework again?"
"None of them!" the three children said in unison.
Kong Chi added, "Our dad wanted to rekindle his old flame with Kong Wange, but we disagreed, so we had a big fight with him and then ran away from home."
Upon hearing this, Wen Sichen immediately asked in surprise, "Murong Ting wants to reconcile with Kong Wange??"
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