Chapter 18 The whole family is too sinister
Bai Taotao stopped teasing Lu Jiuyuan and pushed him away.
However, she looked up at Lu Linyuan, who was fidgeting, and asked, "What's wrong with the virtuous king? Why are you so restless?"
Lu Linyuan was feeling uncomfortable all over, with an indescribable feeling: "I am fine, Crown Princess, there is no need to worry about me."
Lu Jiuyuan glanced at Bai Taotao coldly:!!!
Damn woman, she was teasing him just now, and now she cares about other men!
He doesn't need to wear this green hat in winter, he can wear it now!
Bai Taotao sighed, "I think the virtuous king looks quite uncomfortable. Is he feeling unwell somewhere?"
Erbao raised his hand again: "Mom, I know medicine. The doctor said that the restlessness you feel when sitting or standing might be due to stye."
Dabao: "The pinhole is for peeking, it grows on the eye."
Erbao said, "Then the virtuous prince has hemorrhoids, which are of the following two types."
Lu Linyuan stood up with a sullen face: "I am just upset, you are thinking too much."
Erbao: "My virtuous prince, you are afraid to see a doctor. You still have to see a doctor, otherwise it will affect your fertility." Lu Linyuan's face became even darker: "I don't have hemorrhoids!"
Erbao blinked: "Whether it has grown or not, we can only know when the virtuous prince takes off his pants."
Lu Linyuan was almost pissed off at Erbao, and he didn't care about etiquette and just walked away.
As a result, he lifted his foot...
Jumped up.
Everyone: ...
Bai Jinfeng was also stunned: "Your Majesty."
Lu Linyuan was also surprised by his own reaction. He had just felt uncomfortable all over, and his feet were itchy, making him feel uneasy.
But he didn't expect that he couldn't just walk, but actually jumped up.
Lu Linyuan frowned and continued walking...
Without thinking, Lu Linyuan clamped his anus together again, put his legs together, and then jumped up and down like a zombie.
Bai Jinfeng was also shocked: "Your Highness."
Lu Linyuan wanted to stop, but he couldn't control himself and jumped up: "This king... This king is practicing martial arts!"
Bai Jinfeng hurried forward to help him up: "Your Highness, you have worked hard."
Erbao sighed, "Your Majesty, if you have hemorrhoids, then you have hemorrhoids. Why bother trying to cover it up with martial arts?"
Lu Linyuan was still jumping up and down, and he gritted his teeth and explained, "I am really practicing martial arts!"
I would never accept this kind of unfounded illness even if I was beaten to death!
Erbao took advantage of the situation and asked, "What kind of martial arts is the virtuous prince practicing?"
Dabao, who was chewing on a cake, raised his chubby little hand and said, "Dabao knows. It's the Toad Skill that Mommy mentioned."
Lu Linyuan: ...
He just said that Bai Taotao was a toad, and now he is practicing Toad Kung Fu?
Dabao: "So this is what Toad Kung Fu is like. The virtuous prince has practiced it really well. It's not just the same as Toad Kung Fu, it's completely the original Toad Kung Fu."
Lu Linyuan was filled with mixed emotions as he jumped and long-jumped: ...
What a wild kid, he's so mean!
Sure enough, that woman Bai Taotao did it on purpose just to attract his attention and make a deep impression on him!
Xiaobao tilted his head and watched Lu Linyuan jumping away: How about changing from jumping fans to toad fans?
Well, let’s study another toad fan.
That's a really good idea.
Marquis Yong'an and Li had extremely ugly expressions on their faces.
I didn't expect that the wise king, who has always been wise, gentle, polite and elegant, would have such an embarrassing moment.
It was embarrassing in front of the second wife's Bai Xincheng, which was simply a slap in their faces.
After leaving the front yard, Bai Taotao and the others walked towards the second room.
Lu Jiuyuan looked down at his palm and asked, "Bai Taotao, what did you do to Lu Linyuan?"
Bai Taotao: "What can I do? He's possessed by a toad spirit. What does it have to do with me?"
Of course, you have to ask Xiaobao about this.
Xiaobao likes to study strange and bizarre poison powders, and she often falls into their traps.
Lu Jiuyuan looked down at the cute little treasure in his arms: "Little treasure?"
Xiaobao blinked his big eyes at him, then spread out his little fleshy hands: Don’t tell His Highness Daddy, otherwise His Highness Daddy will be wary of her in the future.
That way, if His Highness’s father bullies Mother, she won’t be able to sprinkle poison powder on him.
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
These three naughty kids are each more naughty than the other.
You have to teach well!
If they are taught well, they will be more capable of wreaking havoc on the world in the future. Otherwise, they will die without knowing how.
Well, he just wanted to train them so that they could bring disaster to the world!
Bai Taotao didn't know what Lu Jiuyuan was thinking, so she went to Liu's boudoir to chat.
Bai Xincheng and Bai Yunting followed Lu Jiuyuan to the study.
The three cute little ones were taken out to play by the maid.
In the boudoir.
Liu took Bai Taotao by the hand and asked, "Tao'er, have you consummated your marriage with the Crown Prince?"
Bai Taotao looked at Liu speechlessly: "Mom, even though I am the third child, is it really okay for you to ask so bluntly?"
Liu glared at her and said, "Mother is worried about you, and I also want to know if the prince is really as inhumane as the folk legend says."
As she said this, Liu wanted to pull up Bai Taotao's clothes to check them.
Bai Taotao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Mother, His Highness and I are not casual people. No matter how familiar we are, we will take action."
Well, after she poisoned him, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince might really not be able to do it.
No wonder the author wrote Lu Jiuyuan as the most handsome man but not the male protagonist. It turns out it’s because he is not good enough.
The male protagonist can't do it, he has to do it seven times a night!
When Liu heard this, she understood.
She turned to rummage through her suitcase.
Bai Taotao asked her, "Mom, what are you doing?"
Liu: "Looking for treasure."
Bai Taotao: ...
Looking for things is like a dog paddling in the ground, everything is turned out.
Bai Taotao looked at something that was thrown directly in front of her. She took a look...
Holy crap, that’s so exciting!
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Then another piece of clothing was thrown out.
Bai Taotao reached out and pinched it. The transparency and design were also very popular.
Mother, your character was supposed to be a weak, unable to take care of herself, dignified and virtuous woman.
You...
After Liu came out after finding the treasure, she saw Bai Taotao studying her clothes and books, and her face blushed.
"Mother prepared this for you."
Bai Taotao looked up at her: Look, do I believe it?
Liu didn't care about that, but instead pressed the small medicine bottle in her hand into her hand: "Go back and give it to the prince. As long as it's not the kind without roots, it will definitely restore his virility."
Bai Taotao was speechless: ...
Mother, do I look that hungry?
Seeing her expression, Liu asked her, "Tao'er, do you feel it's not enough? Mother..."
Bai Taotao quickly said, "Enough, enough, enough. I'll try it when I get back."
Liu smiled with relief. She couldn't let her daughter be a widow anyway.
that is……
Liu looked at the medicine bottle with a little worry. This medicine has been around for more than ten years. It should... still be safe to take, right?
Bai Taotao chatted with Liu for a while, fearing that her mother would give her an embarrassing lesson on how to control her husband.
She found a reason, left her boudoir and went out for a walk.
This time, I didn't run into the most handsome man Lu Jiuyuan, but I ran into Lu Linyuan who came over: ...
unlucky!
Bai Taotao turned around and was about to leave.
But Lu Linyuan shouted in a deep voice: "Bai Taotao, stop."
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