Chapter 3: The Crow's Mouth Appears
Erbao climbed down obediently without her having to throw him down, tilting his head with a look of concern on his face: "Great-grandmothers, please go back quickly. Be careful of a bolt from the blue or hail. You'll be soaked to the skin when you get home."
After one stick of incense, there will be thunder and rain, and a bolt of lightning will strike their carriage, turning it into a convertible!
Li was so angry that she didn't want to stay any longer. She said a few polite words and turned to leave.
Dabao was chewing a corn cob and mumbling, "When Auntie is at the mountain pass, remember to say hello to the old bitch. Otherwise, your ancestors will blame you for being impolite."
Li was so angry that she almost fell down: She would never say hello to a dog!
Is this fat guy calling her the same clan as a dog?
It must not be the case. The fat guy doesn’t look very smart and he wouldn’t make indirect accusations!
When the carriage reached the intersection of the mountain road, Li lifted the curtain and looked out as if possessed by a ghost.
Sure enough, I saw an old bitch lying there, sticking out her long tongue and drooling. What was most disgusting was the long string of milk hanging from the old bitch's belly, which was disgusting to look at.
What kind of vision does that fat guy have? She is nothing like this bitch!
Bah, why is she comparing herself to an old bitch? She is lowering herself!
The carriage had been traveling for about an incense stick of time when the clear, cloudless sky suddenly turned into dark clouds and a bolt of lightning struck.
It hit the roof of the car, and the roof was instantly split in half, which scared Madam Bai and the others.
Before I could react, raindrops as big as beans began to fall.
Immediately afterwards, hailstones as big as pearls fell down and hit people, which was so painful.
Li wanted the driver to find a place to shelter from the rain before continuing.
But along the way, there was not even a thatched pavilion, only towering trees.
But on a thunderstorm day, anyone who dares to hide under a big tree is seeking death!
There was no other way, so Madam Shen and Mrs. Li could only curl up together with their maid and hide under the roof of the other half of the car to avoid being killed by hail.
This hailstorm lasted for a long time and never stopped.
When the carriage entered the city, the people were very surprised. Why was there hail when the carriage passed by, but only rain without hail when the carriage left?
Could it be that the hail has become a spirit and is chasing the Bai family?
Originally, the people had this thought for a moment and didn't think much about it.
Just as the carriage entered the Yong'an Marquis Mansion, hail started to rain above the mansion.
The heavy rain lasted for three days.
During these three days, except for the Yong'an Marquis Mansion, other places in the capital only rained, not hail.
The Yong'an Marquis Mansion was full of potholes due to hail and rain, and it cost a lot of money to repair it.
The people wondered whether Mrs. Bai had offended the Buddha when she went to the temple, or had done something wrong and was punished by God?
Moreover, just as the emperor granted the prince a marriage, after three months of drought, it suddenly rained heavily. This was a blessing from heaven!
The prince and Bai Taotao are a match made in heaven!
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...An inconspicuous carriage drove into the capital and headed towards the Yong'an Marquis Mansion.
A baby-sounding singing voice came from the carriage.
"A young monk went down the mountain to beg for food. The old monk told him that the women at the foot of the mountain were tigers and that he must avoid them if he met one. As he passed through village after village, the young monk wondered why tigers didn't eat people and were rather cute..."
The carriage arrived at the Yong'an Marquis' Mansion. Dabao lifted the curtain and looked at the people standing under the porch.
The pitch of his song suddenly rose: "I didn't see any tigers, but I did see a den of wolves, jackals, tigers and leopards."
When Mrs. Li heard Dabao's voice and thought of the old bitch at the intersection of the mountain road, her face suddenly darkened.
Although Dabao was fat, he was very agile and he jumped off the carriage.
Dabao looked up and asked Li with a smile: "Aunt, have you seen that old bitch who looks so much like you? Is she doing well?"
This time, Li's face looked even uglier.
Dabao tilted his head, worrying innocently, "The old bitch must be having a hard time because she gave birth to puppies and grandchildren but didn't raise them well, so her later years are miserable."
Li curled her lips, her face dark and gloomy, and she felt that Dabao was making indirect accusations.
Bai Taotao got off the car. She gently tapped Dabao's bald head and said, "Dabao, you should care about your aunt instead of the dog."
Dabao was very obedient: "Auntie, why is your face so black and smelly? Are you constipated?"
Li couldn't stand it any longer and said in a deep voice, "How can you talk like that? Is this how your mother taught you?"
Yong'an Hou pulled her aside and scolded her lightly: "He is still a child. Why are you, an elder, arguing with your grandson?"
Dabao felt a little aggrieved because of the scolding. He hid behind Bai Taotao with his chubby body, and his chubby hands tugged at the corner of her clothes. He looked aggrieved, with only half of his little head sticking out.
Erbao looked straight at Li: "Long-term illness makes a doctor, brother is right, aunt is either constipated or wants to fart."
Li's face was very gloomy.
Erbao tilted his head obediently: "The doctor said that holding in your farts is bad for your health, so Auntie, don't hold it in. Be careful not to get constipated and have diarrhea."
Li was really furious this time: "You're the one who farted, I... Bu."
Before Li finished speaking, a fart sound was heard.
Everyone looked at Li.
Li blushed and waved her hands anxiously to explain: "It's not me, I didn't."
As soon as she finished speaking, a smelly fart sound came from her body.
The sound was so loud and the smell was so bad that everyone covered their noses.
Now, there was no need for Marquis Yong'an to scold her. Li's face turned red, she covered her butt and ran away.
Farting while running.
Marquis Yong'an felt that he had lost all face.
Yong'an Hou quickly changed the subject: "Taotao, these are your three children, they are all very cute and well-behaved."
Bai Taotao looked at Yong'an Hou, her second uncle. The author described him as a man who was very good at getting along with everyone, reading people's faces, and was also very kind.
But when Bai Taotao saw the flattering smile of Yong'an Hou and thought about his behavior over the years, she knew that he was a snob who would chase after and lick whoever had power and influence.
If she really had a kind heart, how could she have had the heart to kick her family out five years ago, and how could she have allowed Li to force-feed her abortion pills, nearly causing her to die?
As for kindness, it is nothing more than giving some small favors and establishing the image of a good person.
Bai Taotao said to the three little ones, "He's the one who brought you clothes and quilts over the years, and he even found you a nanny. Go and thank your second uncle."
In the past five years, Marquis Yong'an had sent her clothes and quilts, but they were all beggar's clothes that even the maids in the mansion despised.
As for the wet nurse?
That's even funnier.
When Bai Taotao gave birth to Sanbao, Marquis Yong'an looked for a wet nurse for her, but he ended up finding a fifty-year-old woman.
Where is the milk here?
The old woman almost thought she was the wet nurse and ate herself!
Dabao and Erbao were very obedient and said thank you to Second Uncle. Xiaobao nodded his head as a greeting.
Yong'an Hou smiled cheekily: "Come in quickly, your grandmother has been waiting for a long time."
Bai Taotao was holding Xiaobao and was about to go in when she heard grumbling.
"We've waited an extra half hour, and now you're not even the Crown Princess yet, and you're already putting on airs."
Bai Taotao just glanced up, then raised her hand and slapped him hard...
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