Chapter 52 I only want to tease His Highness
Bai Taotao asked back, "Your Highness, if any woman flirts with you, will you blush and your heartbeat speed up?"
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
How is this possible? Anyone who dares to be rude to him will be killed with a single blow!
Unlike Bai Taotao, who clings to him, has no shame, and talks nonsense!
It's not like...
Lu Jiuyuan, feeling an unknown emotion, snorted coldly in panic: "Do you think everyone is like you, shameless?"
Bai Taotao uttered an "oh" and replied, "Then there's no man in this world as handsome as your Highness. I'm so tempted by your beauty at first sight..."
Seeing Lu Jiuyuan's expression change, Bai Taotao changed her words in time: "I fell in love with you at first sight, so I only flirt with one prince, and I only want to flirt with you for the rest of my life."
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
Beauty?
Lustful at first sight?
Damn woman, you are really good at making excuses!
lifetime?
Lu Jiuyuan, who was sweet-hearted, snorted coldly: "You haven't answered me directly, yes or no."
Bai Taotao looked at him and replied seriously: "No, I only flirted with Your Highness."
Lu Jiuyuan felt much better. He looked at Bai Taotao and asked, "Did you know that there was a maid who performed a striptease in front of me?"
Bai Taotao straightened her back immediately and stared at Lu Jiuyuan with wide eyes: "Your Highness's eyes are dirty and unclean. I want to dig them out and wash them!"
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
Damn woman, even more cruel than him!
Lu Jiuyuan said with a sullen face, "I didn't manage to take her clothes off, but I had someone peel off her skin completely."
Bai Taotao narrowed her eyes: "Peeling?"
Lu Jiuyuan looked at her and sneered, "Yes, I peeled off the skin and gave it to a minister. It's still hanging in his room."
It was given to him by a minister, who said it was for him to be his concubine.
It could also be eyeliner.
Anyway, Lu Jiuyuan just skinned it and sent it back.
Until now, the minister had been watching him from afar and taking a detour.
Bai Taotao: "Wow."
So exciting.
Lu Jiuyuan looked at her and snorted complacently: "So, are you scared?"
Bai Taotao patted her chest with her little hands and nodded seriously: "I am so scared, Your Highness must protect me."
It looks so perfunctory and scary.
Lu Jiuyuan: "...If you keep talking like that, I'll pull out your tongue!"
Bai Taotao blinked and asked, "After removing the tongue, Your Highness, remember to wash it clean, then cut it a few times, sprinkle it with salt, soy sauce, and cooking wine, and marinate it for two hours..."
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
Do you remember, this is your tongue?
Bai Taotao finished explaining the process, then said with a smile, "After marinating, Your Highness can fry it, stir-fry it, sprinkle some cumin on it, and then eat it."
Lu Jiuyuan's face was dark: "Bai Taotao, that's your tongue!"
This damn woman is not only cruel but also perverted!
Bai Taotao nodded seriously and said expectantly, "In this way, Your Highness and I will become one, inseparable forever."
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
When it comes to perversion, he has to admit defeat!
Lu Jiuyuan's face darkened as he said, "I despise your tongue, so I won't pull it out!"
Bai Taotao smiled shyly: "I knew Your Highness would be reluctant to part with it."
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
No, he admired her perversion.
I was afraid that she would pull out his tongue while he was asleep, and then cook it in various ways, fry it, stir-fry it...
I admit defeat!
Bai Taotao looked at Lu Jiuyuan's reaction with a smile, her eyes narrowed.
You little brat, are you trying to be more vicious and perverted than your sister?
The top ten tortures my sister has seen are more than what you have done!
“…”
The air was quiet for a moment.
Bai Taotao lay on the edge of the bed again, and first looked straight at Lu Jiuyuan with her big wet eyes.
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
Damn woman, you have such beautiful eyes.
Why are you looking at him like that? It makes him feel uneasy and his face gets hot.
You stupid woman, why are you just staring at him without saying anything?
He clearly didn't say anything, but it seemed like he said a thousand words!
Bai Taotao watched and blinked: "When the time comes, call me."
Lu Jiuyuan: "Hmm?"
Then Bai Taotao closed her eyes and fell asleep instantly.
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
He suspected that she was staring at him just to hypnotize him!
His face is hypnotic?
Bai Taotao fell asleep very quickly and slept very soundly.
After the acupuncture, she felt as if her body was hollowed out and she was extremely tired.
At this time, you either eat or sleep, and your spirit needs strong replenishment to recover.
Lu Jiuyuan waited for a while and saw that Bai Taotao was indeed asleep.
He just sat on the ground with his arms on the couch and his little head resting on his arms.
Her face is quite plump, white, tender, and rosy.
Now, sleeping with my arms as a pillow, my cheeks look plumper and rosier, making me look more like a fairy peach.
It makes you want to take a bite.
And her eyebrows, long and thin, her eyelashes are very curled, her nose is small and delicate, her mouth is red, and her lips are slightly parted, looking...
I want to take a bite and savor her flavor.
Does it smell like peaches, just like her breath?
If so, it must be very sweet, must be...
Lu Jiuyuan:!!!
Lu Jiuyuan, who was lost in thought, suddenly woke up with a start, his eyes wide open, and his heart filled with panic.
What on earth is he thinking about!
Lu Jiuyuan closed his eyes and decided not to look or think about it.
That damn woman must have done it on purpose. She must have pretended to be asleep and teased him...
Lu Jiuyuan was lost in thought, but what he thought about most was Bai Taotao's red lips.
I really want to try it. Does it taste like peach?
Then Bai Taotao, who was sleeping, suddenly woke up with a start and sat up straight: "Lu Jiuyuan!"
Lu Jiuyuan, who was almost close to him, immediately blushed: "What...what are you doing? I...I'm just lying down. I didn't...did anything."
Bai Taotao's still hazy eyes stared straight at Lu Jiuyuan. The more Lu Jiuyuan was stared at, the more guilty he felt. His face, which should have been cold, became even hotter.
His voice was cold and heavy: "Stupid woman, stop staring at me, or I will dig out your eyes!"
Bai Taotao reached out and pinched it: "Oh, it doesn't hurt. It really was a dream."
Lu Jiuyuan hissed: ...
You are pinching the lonely one!
Of course you don’t feel any pain!
After pinching the peaches, Bai Taotao lay back down and closed her sleepy eyes.
She muttered, "The dog prince isn't dead yet, so I can't inherit his fortune yet. I'll just dream and satisfy my desire."
Lu Jiuyuan: ...
Damn woman, you actually want him to die soon?
Bai Taotao muttered again, "Well, it's such a pity that His Highness didn't give birth to a litter of pups before he died. I should first heal His Highness, give birth to a litter of pups, and then inherit his position as Crown Prince, the throne, his wealth, and his kingdom..."
"Find a few more concubines, live in his palace, spend his money, and beat his children."
Lu Jiuyuan couldn't stand it any longer: "Bai Taotao!"
Damn woman, he wants to strangle her to death!
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