Chapter 180 Let Me Tell You a Joke
"Lin Fang sent me a message saying that you know K, the number one killer."
It was midnight and everyone else was asleep.
Shi Ming, who had slept during the day and was no longer sleepy, lay flat on the bed and asked Ning Yan, who was beside him: "He also said that you, Moros, and that killer K, had been to a place called Rose Island before, and that you were friends?"
Ning Yan rested his head on his arm, not seeming to think there was anything wrong with saying this. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "But Yu Chengbai was beside me at that time, and I lied about some things."
"for example?"
"I told Lin Fang that the reason I dyed my hair pink was because a couple adopted me and the hairdresser dyed my hair the wrong color. But in fact, the couple wanted to adopt a girl, and the person who sold me saw that their price was too high, so he dyed my hair pink and lied to them that I was a girl."
Shi Ming didn't say anything and looked back at him.
Ning Yan seemed to be reminiscing: "I have always been pretty, delicate and graceful since I was a child. They didn't doubt me and took me home."
Shi Ming was quiet for a while and asked him, "What happened next?"
"I was eventually discovered, but I've been good at telling lies and deceiving people since I was a kid. I made myself look really miserable, so they couldn't bear it anymore and decided to keep supporting me."
"Then how did you end up at Rose Island?"
"That's not a lie." Ning Yan said, "There was a war and they all died."
Shi Ming was quiet again.
Ning Yan, on the other hand, showed no signs of sadness. Looking at the ceiling illuminated by the streetlights outside, he recalled, "They were very good parents. They would feed me dessert, hold me to sleep, and give me dolls. When they asked the tailor to make clothes for me, they would also make clothes for my dolls."
Shi Ming moved slightly, as if turning over to face him.
Ning Yan seemed to remember and said with a smile, "When I was sold to Rose Island, I was still holding my doll tightly in my arms. So even with so many people around, no one noticed that I was a boy."
He turned around and said to Shi Ming happily, "You know what? No one chose me at first. They thought a girl like me wouldn't be very capable. Only my instructor was afraid that I would be 'bullied' by those boys. You know, the island is full of boys, and it would be very dangerous for a girl like me."
"So he chose me, let me sleep in his instructor dormitory, and even made a small bed for me."
"At that time, the other instructors all laughed and said that I was his little princess."
The smile on his face paused, and Ning Yan obviously froze on the bed.
He reached out and touched Shi Ming's face. Feeling a dampness, he was stunned: "...Are you crying?"
Shi Ming didn't move. He looked at him expressionlessly and said coldly, "You continue."
Ning Yan: “…”
I don't dare to continue.
I've never seen you like this before. Why are you crying without saying a word?
"I can't coax people."
Ning Yan was silent for a long time, and hesitated for a long time before he mustered up the courage to say, "How about I call the Third Young Master over? He knows how to tell jokes."
I thought I was going to get beaten, but Shi Ming thought for a second and said directly: "Okay."
Ten minutes later.
Three grown men were lying on the 1.8-meter-high bed.
Ning Yan lay in the middle with a puzzled look on his face, covered with a quilt, feeling an unprecedented sense of weirdness and warmth.
Yu Li didn't sleep during the day and was very sleepy at the moment. Every time he yawned, Shi Ming raised his hand and slapped him in the face.
After waking him up, Shi Ming said to Ning Yan, who was in a daze in the middle, "You can continue talking."
Ning Yan: “…”
Actually, that’s not what I meant just now.
Yu Li covered her mouth and yawned secretly, then turned to Shi Ming and said, "How about it, I didn't lie to you before, Ning Yan was very warm in the winter."
Ning Yan turned back in surprise: "Did you tell him this?"
Yu Li nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, when he was a child, he was frozen and had a cold body. In winter, he liked to sleep next to me. I told him that you were warm and asked him to come and sleep with you, but he was shy and refused."
The shy Shi Ming kicked him expressionlessly.
This time they were luckier, Ning Yan was lying between them, and Shi Ming was able to control his strength, so he didn't kick the talkative Yu Li under the bed.
"Should we go to sleep? I'm really sleepy." Yu Li suggested sleepily.
"I can't sleep." Shi Ming said, and said to Ning Yan, "You continue."
Yu Li was stunned and curious: "Continue what?"
He continued to talk about those tragic but unfortunate childhood memories, but Ning Yan always spoke calmly, and occasionally even smiled when he talked about them.
Considering that Yu Li was not around before, Lin Fang was worried about his health and probably didn't call him.
So Ning Yan started to tell the story from the beginning: "If I remember correctly, my parents were from Beijing and were quite wealthy, otherwise I wouldn't be so beautiful. When I was about 6 years old, hateful human traffickers abducted my lovely and beautiful self."
"From then on, the world lost a rich second-generation, and gained a renowned assassin from Continent M."
"This killer suffered a lot before he became famous. For example, he was beaten on the first day he was sold to Continent M."
"Until he met a kind young couple..."
Two hours later, Ning Yan, who had finally finished telling the story of his tortuous life, breathed a sigh of satisfaction.
He said happily: "Okay, now we are good friends with no secrets."
No one spoke.
The atmosphere was heavy and a little scary.
Ning Yan was quiet for ten seconds, then suddenly said, "How about this, I'll tell you a joke?"
"When we were at Rose Island, we not only had to learn a lot of things, but also had strict requirements on our physical fitness, mental quality, and eyesight."
"At that time, there was a buddy who must have been born nearsighted. He spent a whole day memorizing hundreds of eye charts in shuffled order, but in the end, he didn't see the stick during the test! Haha ...
Ning Yan laughed so hard that he almost choked. He couldn't believe that they wouldn't find the jokes funny even though he had memorized so many of them.
I reached out to touch their faces to see if they were trying to hold back their laughter.
When I touched them, my hands were wet and hot.
“…………”
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PS:
Ning Yan at the beginning: Hahahaha
Ning Yan after touching: No, haha
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