Chapter 16
After seeing Fu Qing off, Yu Xie began to think about using StarNet for live streaming. His purpose for live streaming was very simple:
First, earn merit and cultivate.
Second, earn star coins to buy food.
Although he experienced an annoying episode at Anwar Market this time, the good thing was that he had a more comprehensive understanding of the ingredients of the Noliflan Empire.
In addition to high-quality nutritious ingredients such as Tu Tu flower leaves and Ralph broad leaves, there are many other naturally grown plants that have low nutritional value and are cost-effective ingredients used in places like cafes and fast food restaurants. However, the taste of these cost-effective ingredients is more similar to the ingredients he was familiar with before he traveled through time.
It’s cheap, has large portions and tastes good, which makes the god who is “thrifty for insects but has a big appetite” and still “relies on his eldest brother’s money to support his wife” feel much better.
Fu Qing: Buying groceries should be public expenditure provided by Abel.
Abel: I must have used the star card given by the Major General to buy groceries!
Yuxie: Supporting the family by blackmailing the eldest brother!
Yu Rui: ???
It is very easy to open a live broadcast account on StarNet. You just need to think in advance whether to use the current account for live broadcast or open a new account for live broadcast, and then click the live broadcast button to start directly.
I pressed the [Create New Account] button, thought for a few seconds, and changed the name of the live broadcast account to: Feeding Picky Insect Eaters.
As for the profile picture... I took a look around and finally chose a bright red spicy berry. I grabbed it with my hand and took a photo. It was very perfunctory.
[Star Network Live Assistant: Hello, I am feeding a fish that is picky about insects. Can you please post your profile picture to let everyone know that you are here? ]
What does that mean? I was confused and nodded yes.
So, StarNet automatically sent a short video with only an avatar and a nickname, and the system's built-in music.
The five fingers in the avatar are slender and strong, with clean nails. Because the berries have just been washed, there are still some wet water droplets on the berries and hands. Combined with the milky white kitchen wall background, the red, white and wheat colors look distinct and quite colorful.
Some bored people wandering around the live broadcast square were directly attracted by this avatar holding berries.
[Whose fairy insect's hand is this? It's so beautiful! Lick it! Slurp it!]
[Enough of that upstairs, stop molesting my partner's hands, I'm calling the police. ]
[You can’t guess the gender by looking at the hands! PS: Wait for the live broadcast! ]
[Corey Robin's fans are everywhere? ]
【I'm thirsty and want to drink the (ω) in my hand】
【I'm hungry and want to eat what's in my hand (ω)】
[Please whip me (twisting with excitement)! ]
The rest of the conversation was silent. The Zerg netizens were too enthusiastic...
Since it was for cultivation, Yu Xie decided that the live broadcast should be as popular as possible. He did not intend to do a long-term live broadcast of one dish at a time. Since we are going to broadcast it, let's cook a table.
Therefore, the netizen Chong who was fortunate enough to enter the live broadcast room witnessed the birth process of the big meal from scratch.
Yu Xie pressed the live button and pointed the camera downwards towards the stove, so netizens could only see the area below Yu Xie's chest, as well as the chopping board and pots.
[Wow! Is this a food anchor? It’s so big! I mean the kitchen!]
[Lick lick lick! The anchor is too slow to start the broadcast. As a punishment, you will hit me with your mouth! Suck suck suck suck suck! ]
[The person upstairs is a pervert, right? This is...]
[The host's waist is a knife that kills insects! Suck! (ω)]
[These breasts…slurp! She’s definitely a female! ]
[Male insects also have chests!!!]
[If you don’t believe it, you’ll have to open it and take a look]
[If you don’t believe it, you must open it and take a look +1]
[If you don’t believe it, you must open it and see +111]
The comments section was getting more and more crooked, and Yuxie couldn't help but cough lightly. The low sound caused a new round of infatuation in the insect. Yuxie had no choice but to ignore the comments section and focus on cooking.
The first ingredient he took out was the pink-nosed beast. The pink-nosed beast of the insect tribe is a fat and tender beast with a black body and pink nose. It tastes more like pork, but the texture is more tender. Yuxie deliberately bought only the ribs of the pink-nosed beast, intending to make a sweet and sour short rib.
The silver-black cast iron pot is heated with oil, and the ribs are put into the pot with a sizzling sound. The color of the meat changes from pink to crispy golden yellow, and the aroma of meat rises.
When making sweet and sour spareribs, both taste and texture are very important. If it is too sweet, it will be greasy; if it is too sour, it will be pungent; if it is too hard, it will make your face tired and your teeth blocked; if it is too soft, it will stick to your mouth and make your mouth greasy. In short, it will affect the appetite of diners. Only when it is just the right softness and hardness, and the right sweetness and sourness, and it is left to cool slightly after being taken out of the pot, will it taste the best.
In the afternoon, mix the insect tribe's unique berry wine with white honey, brewed vinegar and soy sauce, pour it into the pot and stir-fry evenly. The tender ribs are immediately coated with the berry wine and color changes from golden and slightly burnt to translucent brown.
[Wow, what kind of miracle is this? It is possible to do this? ]
[Emmm... looks... delicious!!!]
【Lick the host's hand together! Slurp slurp! 】
【Sex/erotic/crazy please gun! 】
[It looks like a sweet dish, is it for worms? But is it only for pink-nosed beasts? Is it not nutritious enough? ]
[That is... can the anchor make it?... This doesn't fit any nutritional recipe, right? And the ingredients are so simple...]
[Indeed... it looks like a joke... vinegar, wine, and even honey? I can't imagine (spreading my hands)]
The sweet and sour spareribs are not out of the pot yet, so I take a break to prepare steamed fish and stir-fried shrimps. Deep-sea fish has only one main bone and no fish bones, so it is best steamed.
The fish and lobster were both very fresh and were still moving when they were put into the pond. Yuxi held the fish by the body and cut it with the knife. In a few swishes, the fish was gutted and scaled clean.
[Hiss... My neck feels cold! ]
[I strongly suspect that the anchor is a female soldier...]
[Same suspicion... the kind that kills insects cleanly and efficiently...]
[It is undoubtedly a pure female insect. Males and sub-females cannot do it so neatly. 】
[As a male insect, I cannot refute...]
[TT is a female junior and cannot refute...]
The key points of steaming fish are freshness and cooking time. Only when the cooking time is right can the fish be springy, tender and smooth. Once it is overcooked, it will break easily and have no taste at all.
Cut the fish open along the fish's gut, rub the fish skin with coarse salt to remove the fishy smell and mucus on the surface, then spread it out and wash it. Place the deodorized flowers and leaves on a steaming plate, put the washed fish on it, and steam it.
The spare ribs were sweet and sour, and the steamed fish was light, so he planned to make a spicy shrimp dish with the remaining shrimp. He cut the glutinous Tia seeds, which were as fragrant and sticky as potatoes, into strips and fried them. He could almost smell the tempting burnt aroma through the screen.
The Banka crispy branches, which are as crispy and tender as bamboo shoots, are also sliced and cut into strips. Heat oil in a pan, stir-fry the fried Tia seeds and Banka crispy branches together in the pan until the skin is crispy and golden, then set aside.
Take out some of the dark blue prawns, rinse and clean them, remove the prawn heads, and clean the prawn veins. Add oil to the pan and stir-fry the prawn heads first. When the prawn heads are all out and the aroma is everywhere, add the prawn bodies and stir-fry.
The dark blue shrimp body quickly turns red and curls up, and the white, tender shrimp meat can be seen from the broken neck. Add the golden and crispy tia seed strips and banda crisp branches, and the whole dish is golden red, making netizens drool.
[This shrimp looks so fragrant... and my favorite tia seeds, they look so crispy! ]
[New fan report! Can the brittle branches of the spotted crab be eaten like this? Has anyone tried it? I only know that this is in the soup. ]
[I don’t know if it tastes good, but I feel like the nutritional combination is not very reasonable. ]
[Yeah... the ingredients are so limited... and the cooking method is also quite troublesome...]
[What is delicious? Just rely on these hands! This waist! Anchor! Marry me! ]
[Just try it to see if it tastes good. The ingredients are very common and not expensive.]
Yes!
Netizens slapped their heads in confusion.
Indeed, the host used very cost-effective ingredients, which were cheap and large, and were basically available in community markets. Anyway, it was almost dinner time...why not give it a try? Many married and fertile female insects were tempted.
The meat dishes are almost ready, and the main dishes and vegetarian dishes are next. Remove the shells of the remaining prawns and keep the meat, wash and chop the prawns, mix a little bit of giant bird egg liquid and pink-nosed beast ribs, and quickly blend until fine and elastic.
Take out the remaining small steamed buns from the refrigerator, add a piece of wrapper and a spoonful of filling, wrap them up and pinch out a circle of small folds.
【!!!!!!!!!!!! Too fast! I couldn’t see clearly!】
[Anchor! Someone said you are too fast! ]
【Anchor: What rumor? ? ? ? ?】
[The host is too fast!!!]
[The host is too fast!!!]
[The host is too fast!!!]
[The host is too fast!!!]
[A female insect with such quick hands! I want to marry her! ]
[…Are you driving…]
[…Host, please slow down!]
[You have polluted my eyes!!!]
Yuxie: It’s just…some rumor.
He complained in his heart during the break, but his hand speed did slow down. He adjusted the angle of view to a position where it was easier to see, and pinched the folds one by one. Some female insects who were eager to learn even recorded this video and planned to try it on the young insects in the evening.
[This hand... is firmly grasping my XP...]
【Ah... I'm fine (pulling up pants).】
【??? What are you doing upstairs? What are you doing?】
[Newcomer report: Why are the comments section full of pants crotches? ]
[Have you followed me, newbie? Those who haven't followed me are not allowed to leave. ]
[I started following it half an hour ago. I’m already an old fan. Hey! My pants have already flown off! ]
[New fans report (ω) The anchor's hands are really beautiful, is she a military female? I am a sub-female, I am also okay with military females, do you want to meet the anchor in person? I have a soft waist and a sweet mouth]
[Wow! The person above is so courageous! I only dare to send private messages! ]
【( ω ) I couldn't help it】
Yuxie was so busy making buns in the lounge that she had no idea that another video related to herself was quietly climbing up the trending searches.
The person who posted the video is a plant science blogger named "Greenery", who has more than 500,000 fans on StarNet. He posted a slightly blurry video and accompanied it with a text:
[Today at Anwa Market, I encountered a male insect being aggressive. He bullied young insects, pushed old insects, and sexually harassed student insects. Many insects watched, but they were helpless because the bullying male insect was a noble! He was also the son of a leader of an association! (You know what I mean)
The other party approached the Male Insect Protection Association and the Noble Federation, and we thought the two student insects were doomed... But the result!!! The Insect God, it was like a lifetime series. A super handsome male insect descended, and the other party not only beat the bad male insect to a pulp (really a pulp, no front teeth left)! In the end, the bad insect was sentenced to 17 days of detention! 】
The video is short and obviously edited, but the content is very direct. In the first scene, a blue-haired male insect with thin legs is thrown face down by a tall insect. In the second scene, the blue-haired male insect is handcuffed with a silver bracelet and taken away.
The noble male insect was sentenced to detention? Or 17 days?
Netizens were furious, was this a scam?