Chapter 73
The powerful minister Otto thought he had lost face in front of the live camera, so he turned his head away angrily and stopped talking.
However, netizens from various countries did not pay attention to him. They were all attracted by the two countries' military women who were chasing each other and rushing towards the mutant bee swarm!
At this time, the female An Guojun who was chasing them gritted her teeth and said, "If we keep going like this, we will encounter a swarm of mutant bees! Damn it! These bees have noticed us!"
Another female Anguo soldier shouted back, "I don't believe they really dare to charge! They are definitely trying to scare us! When they stop in an emergency, we will knock these Norwegian worms over! Let them really enjoy the sting of the mutant bee!"
right!
The opponent must have made a false move!
An Guojun's female eyes flashed with ferocity, and she rushed forward even more vigorously!
The Norwegian army has beautiful intentions!
There is honey in front and evil behind.
They are so happy!
The commentator stood on a chair and yelled frantically: "The mutant swarm is so close! It will be too late if we don't stop! It's too late!"
The senior executives of various countries in the spectator seats had different expressions. Their confused eyes kept scanning the Norwegian area, as if they were wondering where the Norwegian female champions learned their skills from this year.
Why do you seem so clueless...
"Ahhh! Insect Gods! They are really going to rush over! This is not a fake move! The swarm is ready to attack!" The live commentator's eyes widened.
An Guojun's eyes widened as well.
The "No country military females emergency brake" they expected did not appear. On the contrary, all the No country military females were trying to get closer to the mutant bee swarm, which made the An country military females following behind them closer to the mutant bees!
"Back off! Back off!"
The female Anguo soldier in front tried to retreat, but the female Anguo soldier behind continued to charge: "It's too late!"
Buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz!
A black swarm of mutant bees rose from the tree trunks. Their number was several times greater than what the spectators had imagined!
Come on, little bees!
The female soldier from the Nor country smiled wickedly and lay back, raising the laser shield to her face, exposing the female soldier from the An country behind her to the mutant bees as much as possible.
"What does this mean!" The commentator was confused. He had never seen this kind of fighting style. Lying down face to face with the enemy?
The audience area was filled with excitement.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.
The Anguo netizen smiled.
Norwegian netizens looked panicked.
Whoosh—whoosh—whoosh—!
Intensive sounds of breaking through the air are coming!
The dark blue tail needles with a cold glow were densely packed like a drizzle, shooting towards the female soldiers on the opposite side.
"Ahhhh!" "Bug God! It hurts!" "Fuck! My butt!" "My legs are numb! I can't move!" "I can't hold the laser shield! Can someone help me!"
There were wails everywhere.
Before the on-site commentator had time to express regret and sympathy, he suddenly realized that things were not that simple.
Unlike the female soldier from Anguo, whose body was covered with stingers and gradually became paralyzed, the moment the stinger of the mutant bee touched the female soldier from Nuoguo, it seemed as if it was blocked by some barrier and fell to the ground.
Spectators:?
Mutant Swarm:?
An Guojun female:!
"This... the insect god... this is really amazing! Can someone explain to me what's going on?" The commentator was excited and puzzled: "The female soldiers of the Norwegian army were not injured! Could it be that they were wearing some kind of protective equipment?"
The mutant bee's stinger is extremely penetrating. This... this shouldn't be the case...
The powerful minister Otto's face was stiff.
Jiang Xian frowned in thought.
General Rockefeller looked at Fu Qing curiously, and received a helpless and somewhat amused look from him.
[An Guo Netizen]: This is too despicable! This is a frame-up! The Norwegian scum should get out of the joint military exercise! Get out!
[Nokia Netizen]: Do you have to follow me? If you have the guts, try another route! I am really speechless...
[Kazakh netizen]: I have been watching the situation. To be fair today, there is nothing wrong with Norway and Anguo deserves it.
[Haiguo Netizen]: If you want to fight, you may lose. If you lose, just accept it and fight again next time. What's the point of cursing insects after losing? Satan?
[Netizen Sang Guo]: Yes.
Anguo netizen Chong was furious, but unable to refute.
"Look! They've started to slaughter the mutant bees!" the on-site commentator passionately explained: "The mutant bees that have just lost their stingers are the most vulnerable. I believe that it won't be long before these mutant bees will become the souls of the Norwegian soldiers! Please ask the live broadcast machine to get closer to film! Let the netizens see the heroic appearance of these warriors!"
The live broadcast machine approached the Norse female soldiers in the fleeing swarm, and used the most professional shooting angles from far to near, trying to show the most handsome and heroic side of these imperial warriors.
"Oh look! Our Norwegian warriors seem to be mumbling to themselves! How adorable!" The on-site commentator beamed with joy: "These new recruits may be cheering each other on! Let's hear what they are saying~"
The Norwegian military heroine lived up to everyone's expectations and opened her mouth just as the live broadcast machine approached...
“One spoonful for one side, two spoonfuls for both sides, turn it over until it’s golden and crispy!”
Live Director:?
On-site commentary:?
Spectators:?
Something seems wrong. Let's take another look...
The live broadcast machine shifted its target and approached another female soldier.
"It's ripe when it's pierced through. It's ripe when it's pierced through."
"After the piercing is completed, you can wait a little longer, it will be more intense."
"No, I like to take it out when it's pierced through."
I had some difficulty breathing during the break.
Fu Qing laughed so hard that the worries in his heart suddenly disappeared. He took the initiative to hug the male insect's thin and strong waist and kissed him on the chin: "They are very cute."
Yu Xie hugged Fu Qing back, buried his face in his neck and said sullenly: "Their instructor is very helpless."
Fu Qing: Phew.
Internet users across the federation are confused and have questions in their heads.
Only some Norwegian netizens understood the meaning...
This……!
Isn’t this a recipe jingle summarized by netizens in the live broadcast room? ! !
They are old fans of the "Feeding Picky Insect Eaters" live broadcast room, and they are really familiar with these two sentences. So are these military females researching honey-grilled wings!!!
Hahahahahahahaha!
The on-site commentator was a bug from the country of Ha. He thought about it for a long time but still couldn't figure out the mystery, so he could only say to the camera: "Maybe... maybe we can contact a Norwegian instructor to answer it for us?"
Norwegian instructor?
Major General Winston stayed on Nolifranc Main Star, so the only one left was...
The live camera jumped and two other instructors appeared on the screen. At this time, the two instructors were... um... hugging each other.
[Noland Miscellaneous]: Who understands? They are so sweet. I have been going back and forth in their live broadcast room this morning. Who said that their relationship was not good before? They still have to hold a development conference? This can't be more true!
[Sugar comes from all directions]: And their wedding rings, the meaning of the sovereignty oath should not be too obvious! Hehehe!
The live broadcast camera moved, and at this time netizens from all over the world truly felt the face-killing blow from Yu Xiege.
To be honest, Yu Xie's full-body image is very mysterious even in No Country. He usually does not show his face during live broadcasts, and the videos and images circulating on the Internet are also relatively blurry.
It was not until the moment the live broadcast started this morning that Norwegian netizens were able to truly enjoy the beauty critique of Yuxie Pavilion!
However, no matter how many distant and close shots there are, they cannot compare to the shocking close-up shot at this moment!
[Nuoguo Elementary School Doll]: Did you just speak? Your voice was so nice... It was like a wave sliding in and out of my ears... I only knew it sounded nice, but I didn't hear a single word...
[Nogoku Seseworm]: Your mouth looks so kissable...your nose looks so nice that you can slide on it...and that look in your eyes...you're killing me!
[Kazakhstan traveler]: Mr. Yuxie said that the reason they were able to resist the mutant bee's stinger was because the female soldiers were wearing the snakes they had collected on the training planet. And the mutant bee's stinger can also be collected and made into weapons and traps... You perverts!
[Sang Country Airship Collector]: Wow! Then wouldn't the "using local materials" and "fighting to support the war" that you mentioned be able to reduce a lot of pressure on weapons? If there are no extremely difficult mutants, the survival rate of soldiers will also be greatly improved, right?
Yuxie's words enlightened the emperors on the main planets of various countries.
Indeed, the biggest limitation of the Mutant Tide every year is the problem of weapons. There are many planets in the territory of each country, and during the Tide of Beasts battle, it is common to encounter the situation where the remaining Mutants drop the planets of various countries.
If this "fighting to support the war" can really be achieved, at least the military ladies will not lose their lives due to a lack of weapon support in time. This is really a genius idea...
Soon, all the mutant bees were harvested.
As for the honey...
Time passed, and several hours passed.
Along the way, netizens from all over the world have truly experienced the Norwegian military heroine's wild behavior, and the mutants in the jungle have also suffered!
When encountering a mutant bird, the first reaction of the female soldiers of other countries is to hide quickly or prepare an ambush. Their first reaction is to count the wings to see if they have enough insect points.
Military females from other countries walked around the nest of mutant curly pigs. This mutant beast had thick skin and armor. Although its belly was soft, it was difficult to attack except in close combat. It was a huge challenge for the military females' swords and laser weapons with limited energy.
But the Norwegian military females were different. Dozens of them used laser weapons to quickly dig holes and stuck all the collected mutant bee stingers and mutant bird beaks at the bottom of the hole with the pointed ends facing upwards.
The honey-sweetened bird wing bones that had just been sprinkled became the bait for "fishing pigs", and with the six military females spraying honey along the way, the mutant curly-haired pigs with red eyes and violent temperament were lured out.
"Come and catch me! Come and chase me!" Monroe was running around like a monkey in front, shaking the grilled wings in his hand from time to time.
Alan, Huo Ran and other insect snipers hiding in the tree canopy are in position. Once the mutant falls into the trap, they will shoot at the opponent's biggest weakness.
It's all very interconnected and extremely despicable.
The Norwegian soldier ate all the way, especially the big piece inside, she was such a big eater!
The commentator was almost losing his temper: "The Norwegian female mutants are already far ahead in points! Even though they ate all the points! Insect God! God knows how many points they ate!"
Suddenly, the narrator's eyes lit up: "It's the soldiers from the Hai Kingdom and the Sang Kingdom! Are they planning to besiege the Nuo Kingdom?"
Overthinking...
Not far away, the female soldiers of Sang Kingdom and the soldiers of Hai Kingdom were indeed ready to make a move.
They thought, such a big mutant curly pig...
The Norwegian military women must be in need of helpers, right? They also want to experience what it means to fry the fish until both sides are golden brown...
Soon, the expectations of the Hai Kingdom and the Sang Kingdom received a friendly response. The soldiers of the three countries squatted together to exchange "experiences" and gradually developed a deep revolutionary friendship.
Sang Soldier: "You guys are awesome! Does your Empire's military curriculum include cooking lessons for mutants?"
Norwegian soldier: "How is that possible? This is what our instructors taught us."
Haiguo soldier: "Lieutenant General Fu? Major General Winston?"
No country soldier: "No, have you heard about it, Mr. Yuxie? Our instructor is awesome, he even has a live broadcast account on StarNet! His fans even summarized the cooking techniques, one spoon for one side, two spoons for both sides..."
The eyes of senior officials from various countries are like searchlights.
Yu Xie looked calm, as if he was used to it. Fu Qing was overjoyed, resting his forehead on Yu Xie's shoulder and grabbing the back of his head.
Netizen: So sweet! Touch it more, touch it more!
At this time, the Sang soldiers on the screen were puzzled: "Feeding fish that are picky eaters of insects? If the fish is your instructor? Then who is the picky eater of insects?"
Fu Qing: …………
Rest: Phew
Netizen: Ahahahahahahahahahahaha——!
…
Before long, it was lunch time in the viewing area.
In order to continue watching the game, all senior executives will eat in the viewing area until the game ends at 9 pm.
Ever since the last time the Insect Emperor mentioned the need to be careful with the food, Yu Xie transferred Chef Chong John and a group of assistant chefs from the Lieutenant General's Mansion over.
The bugs that were personally taught by Yu Xie were in charge of watching the game and eating. There was at least a 70% chance that the bugs behind the scenes didn't know where to put the poison.
There is no other reason, there are just too many bottles and jars, I can’t tell them apart, I can’t tell them apart at all.
Senior officials from various countries had long been curious about the special meal that the Insect Emperor of No Country had mentioned, and they all leaned over to take a look.
Only the federal delegation and the Angolan delegation insisted on using their own private kitchens, for unknown reasons.
One by one, delicious dishes with special aromas were served. As the host, the Insect Emperor invited the senior officials of various countries to take their seats: "Everyone can relax and eat. There is no need to be polite. I have not tried many of these dishes. I am afraid John will have to introduce them to everyone."
"Yes, yes, Your Majesty!" John and the kitchen staff were very excited.
Steamed buns, bird egg pancakes, cold Tu Tu flower leaves, spicy hand-rolled noodles, spicy deep-sea lobsters, charred grilled fish, stewed bird meat covered with white bread...
The variety of dishes dazzled everyone.
The directors were drooling as they filmed, and the netizens in the live broadcast room were even more excited, not knowing which dish to start with.
General Rockefeller sat on the other side of Fu Qing. He had a good relationship with Fu Qing and they even had some sympathy for each other.
The situation in Hafhor is similar to that in Nolifland. The nobles and the military are at odds with each other every day. However, the Insect Emperor of Hafhor is stupid and obsessed with the handsome male insects contributed by the nobles. He is devoted to helping the nobles and doesn't care about the military at all.
According to General Rockefeller himself, if it weren't for the busy Insect Emperor who expected us to fight the mutants, I would probably have been exiled to a deserted planet by now.
"It's been a long time since we last met."
Fu Qing was somewhat emotional. It was not just that they had not seen each other for a long time, but it was almost a matter of a lifetime. Judging from the ambitions that the man behind the scenes had revealed, Kazakhstan would have to go through a tough battle after his death in the last lifetime.
He smiled as he served Rockefeller a bowl of iced sweet soup, then pinched the back of his neck jealously.
Fu Qing smiled and ignored him, and asked Rockefeller, "Did you take a sip?"
Rockefeller's temper has always been cold and hard, and his mouth is notoriously poisonous. But he is still very good-tempered in front of Fu Qing, which shows that he cherishes this foreign friend very much.
After sipping the sweet and cold drink, Rockefeller was surprised and said, "It tastes great. Thank you for the treat."
Yu Xie smiled and said, "That's good. If you want to eat anything during the military exercise, you can just tell the chef."
After saying that, Yu Xie put the peeled shrimps in Fu Qing's bowl.
The shrimp fell into the bowl, and Fu Qing ate one in two bites, looking quite satisfied. This was apparently a common way for the couple to get along at home.
Rockefeller observed them for a long time. He had read the information about Mr. Yuxie and thought that Fu Qing had entrusted him with a task that was not worth it. He was even angry for a while because of this. Now it seems that the couple has a harmonious relationship and is living a pretty good life.
"You've changed a lot." Rockefeller sighed.
Fu Qing was stunned: "Jiang Zhiming also said so, but I..."
He himself didn't seem to feel much, but his mood improved, and he was less worried and upset. Although he was worried about the future, he didn't let it bother him.
"Is the change really that big?" Fu Qing chuckled.
Rockefeller nodded slowly: "Of course, you and Winston, who are just around you, may not have noticed it, but for old friends like us who haven't seen each other for three years, the feeling is too obvious. In the top leaders of the five countries, you and I are considered close friends. When we first met at the joint military exercise three years ago, you were like a cold snow bug, and you could only soften a little when you were around familiar bugs, but this time..."
Rockefeller suddenly laughed: "I don't know if my analogy is appropriate. You, the snow worm, seem to have turned into this bowl of icy sweet soup. Although it feels a little cold, it tastes sweet..."
At this point, Rockefeller leaned in and whispered, "Have you forgotten? When Jiang Zhiming was pursuing you and wanted to hold your hand, you shook it off immediately. His face turned green as if he had touched something dirty. After all, he was the only son of the head of the federal government. You treated him like this in public. I have never seen him look so bad before."
Fu Qing opened his mouth and said, "...I really don't like other bugs touching me casually, and I thought he was weird at the time, but I couldn't find the reason."
"That's true." Rockefeller nodded. "His feelings for you are strange and a little sudden. You should be on your guard."
"No, it's more than that..." Fu Qing frowned, "I can't really explain how I feel. It's very rare to find a male insect like Jiang Zhiming who is still polite and gentlemanly despite being in a high position. But he gives me the feeling of a masked insect. It's hard for me to explore his true thoughts under the mask."
"Maybe..." Lockefili was suddenly absent-minded: "I heard... Jiang Xian is also a poor insect. He was born in Ansk's low-ranking noble family. I heard that his male father was a piece of trash, so he personally cut off his female father's double sickles and gave them to the high-ranking nobles as a toy. Later, the young Ansk Insect Emperor felt sorry for him, so he took him, who was about the same age, by his side as a servant..."
"...When the Insect Emperor Ansk ascended the throne, he introduced Jiang Xian to a federal official. The official recommended Jiang Xian to work in the federation, and soon the two got married... There were many different opinions about their marriage, most of which were negative, but there was no evidence. Later, Jiang Zhiming was born, the federal official died of illness, and Jiang Xian's power became higher and higher, and these opinions gradually disappeared..."
"But to be honest, I no longer dare to believe the rumors about the bad marriage relationship..." Rockefeller raised his eyebrows jokingly.
Fu Qing was speechless: "I see that you have changed a lot. You used to be very serious, but now you often joke..."
Lockefilly drank the whole bowl of soup in one breath, smacked his lips and said, "I'm happy to see you living well. Sometimes I regard you as another self. I envy you for having good teachers and colleagues, and even a wise insect emperor. Now you even have a hero. Fu Qing, I'm really happy. I hope you can live a better life... I was born in such an empire, and maybe I will die on the battlefield one day. I just hope that you can give me a bouquet of lilies when the time comes, and I will be satisfied."
Fu Qing was silent for a moment, then he patted Lockefield on the shoulder and said, "It will be fine... I believe that the fight against the mutants will eventually end, and these troublemakers behind the scenes will also..."
Rockefeller suddenly smiled: "Maybe? If I can live to see that day."
The Hafhor Empire was in chaos. Fu Qing understood what the other party meant. Just like himself in his previous life, he never knew when and where he would be killed by an opponent whose identity he did not know at all.
The atmosphere was somewhat silent.
Yu Xie seemed to have some feelings. He pinched Fu Qing's chin and kissed him. He touched the corner of his eyes and asked softly, "What's wrong? Are you in a bad mood?"
Fu Qing smiled and shook her head, kissing back: "I'll tell you tonight."
His Highness Hai Yuan, who was sitting opposite him, silently exclaimed "wow", took out his communicator, secretly took a photo, and sent it to the "internal gossip group" of the Hai Kingdom royal family.
This group is not just ordinary explosives. They spread all kinds of secret gossip and even pornographic pictures of high-level officials in various countries. The information is specially encrypted and protected by the Deep Sea Empire Intelligence Department... Otherwise, once any information is leaked, it will be a devastating blow to the reputation of the empire's ruling!
In the video, the male insect is handsome and the female insect is elegant, with their lips touching and their noses touching. The picture looks harmonious and beautiful under the afternoon sun.
[Little Eighteen·Sea Breeze]: Woohoo, my fifteenth brother actually started to like pure love? I am really moved [tears.jpg].
[Old Three·Haishuo]: The strategy of fighting to support the war mentioned by Mr. Yuxie in the live broadcast just now is very good. Xiaoshiwu, you should remember to consult Mr. Yuxie more often. It would be even better if we can invite them to visit our country [handshake.jpg]
【Little Twenty·Haiyue】: My dear brother! I want to video chat with Albert! Video chat! My dear brother!!!
[Little Sixteen·Hai Rui]: The younger brother above, now is the time to ship CP, don't make excessive demands. But to be honest, it's rare to see the fifteenth brother post a photo with pants, it's really pleasing to the eye.
[Xiao Shiwu·Haiyuan]: Oh, it feels so lonely to be the only one watching the live version. Goodbye, I will enjoy it alone~
There are many royal descendants of the deep sea clan, and fighting and scolding are common, so each of them has a rough and slippery character.
The Sanchar Empire is completely different.
The insect tribe of Sang Kingdom has a difficult time raising offspring. As the next priest of the glowing insect tribe, Lan Anli has been pampered since childhood, and is innocent, pure and kind, protected by the insects.
At this time, Lan Anli was eating elegantly. He tried his best to maintain his eating posture to avoid stuffing his cheeks.
The third prince looked calm, but his glowing head could not fool any insects.
The Prime Minister of the Sanchar Empire thought to himself: Please restrain yourself, Your Highness, all the bugs in the Federation will know that you are a foodie!