Chapter 100 The Best Wen Ni

Wen Ni crossed her arms and rolled her eyes, saying, "Oh, I've never heard of a top scholar getting a beautiful wife for nothing."

Speaking of this, Jian Yuchen felt a little embarrassed to argue with her.

Wen Ni was waiting for him to defend himself, but when he suddenly stopped talking, she asked, "Why don't you say anything?"

"I think what you said makes a lot of sense, my beautiful wife, so I decided to sacrifice all my skills to serve you tonight."

"Pooh." Wen Ni couldn't help but spit twice more after spitting once.

"You want me to turn over the green card tonight, but that's not possible. You are still in the cold palace waiting for your fate."

"You don't have any sincerity in pursuing your wife. You are just showing off in the harem. How can you compare with the beauties outside?"

Hearing the tone of being disappointed in one's partner, Jian Yuchen didn't know what to say.

"You have a point. What is the emperor going to do tonight?"

"The pale-faced scholar dreams of returning to the west chamber, and the rich and beautiful young man is full of love?"

"Or is it that the underworld president forced love, and the silly and innocent Dodder ran away with the baby?"

"How about dressing up as a vicious stepmother to save the disabled prince?"

"In the end times, ABO, you A and I O."

"A cold young master and a pretty girl?"

Jian Yuchen listed a bunch of books on Wen Ni's bookshelf in one breath. She widened her eyes and said, "Okay, you, I said what are you doing when you look at my phone sometimes? You're peeking at my book list!"

"Do I need to peek? You were watching from under the covers at night with your eyes wide open like two bells, and I didn't even have the nerve to interrupt you."

"If you are not satisfied with these scripts, I have other scripts."

"Do you want the 18+ one or the clear green one?"

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"You know it all! I want to have a harem, I want women to be the most powerful, with a powerful minister on the left and a scholar on the right. When I go out, all of them are my slaves. When I go abroad, there are foreign princes who are crazy about me. When I return to the harem, there will be three thousand beauties, all of them are charming, handsome, considerate and sensible, unlike my Queen Jian, who is sharp-tongued and makes me angry!"

After Wen Ni finished speaking, Jian Yuchen suddenly realized with a blank expression: "Sorry, this copy does not have such a script. It only supports 1V1 double Jie."

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"Then your system isn't very diverse. I won't top up. This crappy game is too simple and not suitable for a married woman like me. I like to play exciting games."

"It can also be diversified." Jian Yuchen immediately changed the subject.

"Tell me about it." Wen Ni glanced at him and shouted to the front, "You are not allowed to play in the water. It's too dangerous. You can only fish by the pond with a small stool!"

"I got it, auntie!" The kids giggled and found their own seats.

Jian Yuchen cleared his throat while holding up a sunshade on the shore and said, "Advanced users can experience the dungeons of the Handsome Constable and the Pretty Widow."

Having said this, Jian Yuchen bent down and blew into Wen Ni's ear, "Sister-in-law, what do you think?"

Wen Ni's ears were itchy from his blowing and she shuddered.

"Not so good, what else?"

"A widowed sister-in-law and a young and strong brother-in-law."

"The 18-year-old Queen Mother and her childhood sweetheart, the Regent Prince."

"The young mistress and the farmhand."

Wen Ni turned her head and looked at Jian Yuchen with a question mark on her face, "Hey, what do you usually look at?"

“You might as well check your browsing history.”

If he hadn't gone to look through the collection on her bookshelf, he wouldn't have been able to keep up with this girl's speed in pairing up couples.

A mature man already knows how to understand his wife's preferences in advance!

Wen Ni didn't remember having seen so many messy things.

Isn't this something I only take a look at every time I'm slacking off?

"If all else fails, there are innocent girls and their twin brothers, brothers who are not related to me by blood, teachers, seniors, marriage partners, idols in the entertainment industry, and gaming gods..."

Wen Ni's eyes widened. "You are involved in this too?"

"Oh, this script is based on a book that Your Majesty had stored in your files last August but had not had time to read yet."

“…”

"Of course, in my case, every male lead is me, you can't complain about that."

Wen Ni rubbed her brows and said, "Jian Yuchen, you remember too clearly whether I have any privacy at all."

"I can't help it. As for you, my brain's cloud memory is always expanding but not deleting."

Wen Ni choked and suddenly blushed as she muttered, "You damned bastard, you're seducing me again!"

I don't fall for sweet talk!

I am very determined.

Wen Ni felt that Jian Yuchen was too scheming. How could he be like that? He tempted her left and right.

This is not a martial ethics.

In the distance, a few little kids gathered together.

"Did you hear me just now? My aunt said she wanted to be the emperor."

"I heard it. My grandma said I just watched too much TV and she won't let me watch it."

"My aunt is still watching TV with us at this age."

"Well, my grandmother was watching at this age, and my aunt will be the same in the future."

When Wen Ni saw Jian Yuchen coming out, he brought a bamboo basket with him. She looked inside and saw that it was filled with chilled watermelon and an ice cream sundae.

"Jian Yuchen! You are so considerate."

She happily went to get the sundae, and the man unwrapped it expressionlessly, then said temptingly, "You can't pay with RMB."

Wen Ni narrowed her eyes. Is this what you are trying to do?

"Then I won't eat it."

"So courageous?"

"Then I ate it."

“I opened the package.”

"Its snow-white flesh and the strawberry grains on it are exposed. Under the tender and juicy appearance, there must be a sweet heart."

“Just lick it and it melts in your mouth.”

Wen Ni almost couldn't hold back her laughter, "You're advertising Oreo here, do you want me to give you another dip?"

"Okay." Jian Yuchen agreed directly.

Wen Ni was stunned for a moment, and after she realized what was happening, she was so angry that she wanted to hunt him down.

"Ahh, you're so annoying!"

Why do I feel like Jian Yuchen is bothering me to death before and after pursuing me?

Wen Ni sat angrily on the rattan chair for a while, and finally Jian Yuchen presented her with a tribute sundae, which made Long Xin very happy.

“Is this what you use to fish for lobsters?”

Wen Ni saw that he only used a rope and no fishing rod.

"It's just fishing for fun. They are all lobster seedlings. If you want to eat them next year, you can come home and eat them until you are so full that you can't go back."

Wen Ni found a small wooden stool next to him and sat down. "Is it difficult? Did you play like this when you were a kid?"

"If you have nothing to do, you'll just mess around."

Wen Ni was similar when she was a child.

"Humph, you really should let Wen Zhiwen hear it. You were similar to me when you were a kid. Why do you always say bad things about me?"

Jian Yuchen looked at her with her head drooping, and reached out to pat her on the head, "Don't worry about it."

Wen Ni turned her head to look at him and said with a smile: "Jian Yuchen, after you fell in love with me, you always quarreled with me. Are you deliberately trying to make yourself known?"

"Yeah." The man admitted quickly.

Wen Ni was getting excited. "So in your eyes, am I the best Wen Ni?"

"no."

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"Why? Do you have someone better?"

"The best Wenni is always the next Wenni."

"But the warmth of the present and the past is also good. I can't choose this answer."

Jian Yuchen turned his head and said, "So whether there is an answer or not, wait until we grow old together, and I will tell you."