Chapter 16: This Taoist Priest ~ Captures Monsters
"Why are you blushing?" Jian Yuchen wondered.
After all, Wen Ni is the kind of person who will only blush when she is thinking about something indecent.
"What do you care about me?" Wen Ni was indeed stepped on the tail. She raised her fist viciously, then slapped him on the back of the head and walked forward on her own.
In fact, what Wen Ni didn't say was that she wanted to ask him what it felt like when he kissed her for the first time?
But at that time, the two of them disliked each other, and I guess they were just like her, speechless just thinking about it.
There's really nothing to ask.
I was in a bad mood to begin with.
She didn't want to hear Jian Yuchen say something she didn't like.
When you push open the glass door and walk in, the refreshing cool air mixed with the aroma of steaming grilled fish hits you in the face.
"Welcome, order here!"
The old shop is not as particular as the western restaurant. The fish are selected at the counter. Wen Ni stepped on the big red non-slip mat, patiently choosing which chubby fish to eat.
“How many?”
"You two." Wen Ni looked up and the proprietress recognized them. "You haven't been here for a long time. I heard from your parents that you are married?"
Wen Ni was a little embarrassed. After all, the marriage was rushed and the two of them hadn't held a wedding banquet yet, and few people knew about it.
Plus, I used to have midnight snacks at the boss lady's restaurant during high school, and it always felt like I was introducing my spouse to my elders.
"Well, we're married."
The proprietress looked at Jian Yuchen and nodded in astonishment, "What a perfect match!"
She looked around and said, "There's a seat by the window, but it's a little small and close to the kitchen. Do you mind?"
It's good enough to have a seat, what else can I choose?
"OK."
Wen Ni took Jian Yuchen over there as if she knew the place well. After they sat down, they took out a tissue and wiped the table. Jian Yuchen raised his eyebrows and said, "It seems like you are the local boss in this area."
"Of course, don't you see whose happy hometown it is?"
Wen Ni ordered two bottles of Wangzai milk, but Jian Yuchen seemed to think they were too sweet, so he put them aside and didn't drink them right away.
Jian Yuchen felt that she was so easy to coax sometimes that he just let the matter go.
For example, now when she eats a pot of grilled fish, she seems to be fine.
But if you touch anything of hers at home, she will be angry with you for four or five days.
Jian Yuchen found it quite funny and shook his head helplessly.
"Why are you shaking your head? Doesn't it taste good?" Wen Ni's eyes widened.
Jian Yuchen looked at the grilled fish that had just been served and said, "No, I just thought of something."
Wen Ni breathed a sigh of relief, at least it was definitely not that the food she recommended was not tasty.
"Why are you in such a good mood today?" Wen Ni thought about it and felt something was wrong. Usually, Jian Yuchen would scold her to death, and then they would quarrel throughout the whole meal and finally end up in bed.
Jian Yuchen raised his eyebrows, "You are wrongly accusing someone, aren't you?"
When have you ever been mean to her? You are such a heartless little thing.
Wen Ni looked suspicious, "Did you do anything to let me down?"
Jian Yuchen was speechless, "You owe it to the earth."
I tried to talk to her nicely but she kept making trouble.
Whenever Wen Ni is in a bad mood, she talks a lot and tries to divert attention.
She thought no one noticed her little flaw, but in fact everyone could see it.
The grilled fish is very flavorful, not too spicy, but not so spicy that it makes people feel that it is full of seasonings. It is numbing enough, and the milk is just right at this time.
Sweat appeared on the tip of her nose as she ate, and her eyes and brows looked lively and vivid under the incandescent light.
Jian Yuchen gave her most of the fish meat and removed the fish bones.
Wen Ni reminded him while eating, "It tastes better with some soup!"
Jian Yuchen saw that she was enjoying her meal and asked, "How about some lobster?"
Wen Ni hesitated for a moment, then pouted and said, "I've gained two kilograms recently. I won't eat it anymore. I'll come back next time when I lose some weight."
"I still like you to be fatter." It feels good.
Perhaps it was the tacit understanding between husband and wife. Wen Ni met his eyes and instantly understood what he meant.
She kicked him hard under the table, "You bastard!"
"What kind of dirty words are you saying to such a lovely grilled fish? It's simply unbearable to hear! It's immoral! I'll catch you and put you in a pig cage."
Jian Yuchen raised his eyebrows, then licked his back teeth, "I just think you look better when you are a little fatter now, what are you thinking."
"Pervert."
Wen Ni couldn't catch her breath and took a big bite of the fish. "Check out, you pay!"
Jian Yuchen found it funny. Whenever she went out with him, she had never asked him to pay. She was like a miser.
"The total is 198. Come back next time and I'll give you two more of our signature dishes!" the proprietress greeted enthusiastically.
Wen Ni smiled and waved to her, and as soon as she and Jian Yuchen came out of the store, she found the right moment and jumped onto his back.
The bag drew a heavy circle in the air and then swung back to his waist.
Jian Yuchen hooked her legs and lifted her up.
Wen Ni strangled him by the neck, "How are you? Are you fat now? Are you heavy?"
Jian Yuchen turned his head and glanced at her, "With your little flesh, I would rather you be more aggressive when you go to bed and jump on my dick."
"You broke it." Wen Ni strangled him unhappily.
Jian Yuchen leaned back, not annoyed, and said with a click of the tongue: "What a vicious mind! It seems that I have to use my Five Thunders and Eight Diagrams Whip to suppress you, the female demon, so that you won't cause harm to others!"
"Oh, you stinky Taoist priest, I have been practicing for thousands of years, but this is the first time I have seen someone bragging like you!"
Jian Yuchen walked slowly on the road, "A poor man never speaks nonsense. You just don't believe it. Take off your clothes and sit on the bed to compare. Let's see whether your Taoism is deeper or mine is ten feet deeper."
Wen Ni felt that Jian Yuchen's mouth was so good that he could persuade people to pay him a lot of money when he was traveling around the country performing arts.
After getting in the car, Wen Ni said, "This distance is too short. You have to carry me home later. I don't want to walk."
"No problem." Anyway, he was the one who was taking advantage. Her little butt wiggling around on his body was also quite interesting.
Wen Ni still felt that she had bribed him with a delicious grilled fish, and drove home happily.
When I arrived at the gate of the community, I found a person who looked familiar. "Huh?"
Jian Yuchen followed her gaze.
The guy who parked his car opposite the community and drove the luxurious silver sports car, wasn't that Shen Huaixu?
"Why is he here?" Wen Ni muttered, then met Jian Yuchen's gaze.
"Why are you looking at me like that? I don't have any private contact with him."
"Then I gave you flowers."
Yo yo yo, this sounds sour.
"It's not like I asked him to send it."
Wen Ni said this and turned the car into the neighborhood.
"What are you feeling guilty about?"
"How could I feel guilty? How do you know he came to see me? You never know. My friend lives in our neighborhood."
Jian Yuchen didn't want to pay attention to her, but his love rival had come to his doorstep, so how could he, the legal wife, still feel aggrieved?
This is too un-Jian Yuchen.