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After hitting his head, Chi Qi made two new discoveries.

New discovery one: He is actually a cannon fodder villain in a popular novel on a certain green-colored app.

New discovery two: He has triggered a certain buff, and wherever he goes, he is bound to hear a flood of gossip (melons).

Chi Qi: Wow! This is great!

I can eat melons anytime, anywhere!

At the same time, Chi Qi's family members also learned a shocking secret.

He/she can read minds!

The overbearing CEO older brother brought Chi Qi to the company. Just as they stepped out of the elevator, a familiar inner voice was heard.

[Tsk, Big Brother's secretary is really hiding his true self.]

The overbearing CEO older brother's expression changed drastically: "!!!"

What hidden true self? Could it be that he is a spy sent by a rival company?

Just as he became vigilant, speculating about business conspiracies.

[He's actually a cross-dressing big shot! He even once worked overtime and didn't have time, so he hid in the pantry to livestream in the middle of the night.]

Overbearing CEO older brother: ...

The popular actress second sister asked Chi Qi to deliver something to her at the film set. On the way to the dressing room, the two encountered the male lead's secret boyfriend.

Chi Qi clicked his tongue in amazement.

[This face, this figure! Playing pure love in this big dyeing vat (entertainment circle), eight-pack abs digging wild vegetables, enduring hardships for him, taking the blame for him, wishing him happiness without asking for anything in return... It's not me saying it, but what exactly are you after?]

Second sister: "!!"

[Oh, no, he has already woken up. He rushed to the set today precisely to expose the male lead's true colors.]

Chi Qi realized belatedly.

[Doesn't that mean I can eat melons (gossip) on the front line!]

Second sister's eyes lit up, why not?

Not only that, she even fanned the flames, let the storm come more fiercely~

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Because of a master's words, Mom's best friend sought out Chi Qi, "I'll give you five million! The request isn't high, just talk to my son!"

As a contemporary young man with good morals, Chi Qi (eyes lit up at the sight of money) (crossed out—, duty-bound and without hesitation) agreed, "Deal!"

Arriving at the hospital room, Chi Qi saw the handsome man lying on the hospital bed.

[I directly: Hi! Husband!]

How can someone perfectly fit his aesthetic preferences?

Xie Mu became a vegetable, lying unresponsive in bed. For some reason, he connected to Chi Qi's brainwaves and found it quite amusing to listen to his daily complaints.

[What? The "creditor" actually helped the beautiful actress, who was being flamed by the entire internet, find her biological parents. The billionaire shed tears, "However much money is owed, I'll give it all to you!"]

[Exciting! The Tao family's second young master knocks on his sister-in-law's door on time every night. Wow! Occasionally, he also climbs windows.]

[Woohoo, wonderful! Hurry up and release the follow-up!]

Until one day.

Chi Qi reached for his trouser belt—

[Husband, I really want to strip you naked.]

Xie Mu: "?"

For the sake of his reputation, he used all his strength to open his eyes, and their gazes met.

Chi Qi: "..."

[Holy crap! The vegetable faked his death!]

Small Theater.

After getting together, one day, at night.

Chi Qi couldn't sleep because he had only eaten half a melon (gossip). Tossing and turning, he woke up the person lying beside him.

Xie Mu: "Can't sleep?"

Chi Qi: "Yeah, yeah!"

Xie Mu: "Good, don't sleep then, let's do something else."

Chi Qi: "...?"

That's not what I meant!

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Reading Tips:

Both physically and mentally pure 1v1, silly sweet story~

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Brainless sweet text, basically no logic, please deposit your brain with me first. If you feel your intelligence is offended, sumimasen, I apologize first.

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There is a male supporting character with very few scenes who gets pregnant, if you mind, please don't enter.

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Completed, will occasionally fix typos and revise.

There will be bonus extras