Completed05 is an ambitious system, with only KPIs in its heart. It has assisted many hosts, telling them "Because you are special" before binding, then immediately unbinding and leaving without looking back once the mission is complete.
Until one day, while it was doing a mission, its target suddenly had a bug!
Bug: "Bound a new host again?"
Bug: "What sweet words did you use to deceive them this time?"
Bug: "Can they help you complete missions better than me? Do they understand you like I do?"
Bug: "I've already resolved other troubles. Now, you can be with me forever."
System 05: ...Main system, quickly kill the virus!
The relentless former host who chased after being abandoned X System 05, who has no emotions and no conscience.
CompletedMy name is Jiang Li. After transmigrating, I didn’t receive any cheat or golden finger. Left to my own devices, I painstakingly cultivated all the way to the Mahayana stage.
Now, out of nowhere, a system suddenly pops up, claiming it can help me "rise from the bottom"—from a mere Qi Refinement stage cultivator to become the number one in the cultivation world.
Hold on, System bro, you’re a bit late. I, Jiang Li, am already the Human Emperor of this era, revered across the Nine Provinces. I’ve already become the undisputed number one in the cultivation world.
Tags: Transmigration, Late System Activation, OP Protagonist, Cultivation World, Satire
One-liner: A system arrives too late to a protagonist who’s already the strongest in the cultivation world.
Key Themes:
Mocking typical "system cheat" tropes with a hilariously overpowered protagonist.
Exploring what happens when the underdog story gets flipped on its head.
Light-hearted yet action-packed adventures in a richly detailed cultivation world.
CompletedA parody of Cultivation novels, similar to Konosuba but set in a Xianxia world. Absolutely a hidden gem for the English audience, this novel has been Top 10 on Qidian (the website where most Chinese novels are uploaded) for 11 months in a row, ever since the start of the year.
Official description:
“I’ve repeatedly emphasized that the cultivation world’s atmosphere was already crooked – I didn’t make it that way,” Sword Immortal Lu Yang declared during a press interview, expressing great anger. “They say history is written by the victors, so why am I still being falsely accused even though I’ve won?”
The next day.
“I’ve repeatedly emphasized that I’m the one who made the cultivation world’s atmosphere crooked. History is written by the victors, and I’ve won!” Sword Immortal Lu Yang declared during the press interview, expressing great anger.
— As reported by the Cultivation Daily News