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CompletedYou are a retired Unlimited Flow player. 125 years after being drawn into the Unlimited Flow game, you are blind and estranged from everyone, wishing only to retire peacefully in a small world.
Unaccustomed to life after losing your sight, you transform your SSS-tier weapon into a walking stick and desire a spirit-filled guide dog. Unfortunately, this is merely a small world recently invaded by the Unlimited Flow game, and all the异端 (anomalies) here are too weak for you. Still, they are barely usable.
In a haunted house, you casually grab a Cerberus rushing towards you and smile faintly. "Got myself a guide dog," you think. Yet, life remains inconvenient, causing you distress.
So, you decide to hide your identity and capture free labor from various fallen territories, striving to enhance your retirement happiness. A B-tier anomaly, the "Data Devourer," installed in electronic devices, greatly facilitates your internet surfing. An A-tier anomaly, the "Funeral Puppet," serves as a domestic helper, pouring tea, fetching water, doing laundry, and cooking for you.
An S-tier anomaly, the "Flesh Carpet," becomes your mode of transport, ensuring your friends no longer worry about you tripping over pebbles on the road. Useless anomalies are crafted into small items and sold online to maintain your livelihood.
You gradually feel content, with only three things bothering you: 1. Humanity's Super Bureau seems to have discovered your existence, secretly classifying you as a catastrophic-level super anomaly and preparing to eradicate you. 2. Your pet little octopuses are reproducing wildly like noodles, and the fish tank at home is almost full. 3. Old acquaintances from the Unlimited Flow game are appearing one after another, trying to catch you to claim bounty.
You are helpless, because you genuinely just want to retire. Why is it so difficult?
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Recently, the Super Bureau has frequently observed a bizarre and powerful entity. Witnesses claim this anomaly is shrouded in black mist, its eyes covered by black silk, raising a silver scepter to pierce an entire A-tier fallen territory in one strike, indicating a level at least above S-tier!
The entire Super Bureau takes this anomaly very seriously, giving it the codename "Lord of Gloom." Following clues, the Super Bureau finally locates the anomaly's whereabouts: a... convenience store??
Looking at the A-tier items on the shelves, the Cerberus barking at them by the door, and the S-tier anomaly used as a table stand, everyone falls silent. The blind youth behind the counter hears the commotion and offers a gentle smile: "Welcome, do you need to buy any small items?"
"..."
You call these "small items"?!
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Asmodeus, an evil god, slept for many years. Upon waking, he found his authority stolen and his body inexplicably shattered into pieces. The small tentacle monsters split from him had, one after another, fallen in love with a blind human, even going so far as to separate from the main body for that human.
Asmodeus was furious and decided to personally kill that damned human. Then, he found himself saying, "It's actually good." :-D
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Recently, Lou Yangxue felt a sudden increase in strange people around him. Although he couldn't see, he could feel intense gazes from all directions. Those fervent stares enveloped him.
The kind strangers helping him cross the road, the enthusiastic shopkeepers giving him an extra small cake at the dessert shop, the mysterious neighbors whose bathroom often broke... they all seemed to be the same person.
One day, he heard the whispers of the evil god: "Wife... she's mine... my wife." "Devour all the fragments... build a nest." The small tentacle monsters shrieked and tangled in a fight, solely to contend for the unique right to a mate.
Finally realizing the anomaly, Lou Yangxue silently picked up his walking stick, bracing himself to secretly leave. The moment he moved, several different voices echoed simultaneously from under the bed, all uttering the same mournful infatuation.
"Wife, where do you want to go?" Lou Yangxue: "..."
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