After I Obsessed Over Gossip and Leaked My Thoughts, My Whole Family Exploded

In his previous life, because of his love for gossip, Lu Xingzhou became an entertainment reporter. He ended up getting hit by a car and dying while saving someone during a stakeout. One day, he re...

Chapter 139

Chapter 139

Lu Xingzhou looked at his second brother with dead eyes and said, "Brother, you are too childish."

Lu Yuner said thoughtfully, "Chuunibyou? Don't all the male protagonists in boys' comics talk like this?"

Lu Xingzhou returned to the room and said, "Wake up, this is not a shonen manga."

Hu Qi was sleeping soundly with his stomach facing up. Lu Xingzhou went in to wash up, but Hu Qi had already been woken up by Lu Yuner.

After getting up, Lu Xingzhou packed his backpack. Hu Qi was held by Lu Yuner, and Lu Xingzhou brought the flash. He said, "Let's go."

Fubao is still on the mountain near Wei Yan's home. He has gone to hook up with other birds.

Putting on his backpack, Lu Xingzhou looked at Hu Qi and said, "Let's go?"

Hu Qi nodded. He took Lu Xingzhou and Lu Yuner's hands, with flashes of light on his feet. A puff of smoke drifted by, and the two men and a dog followed Hu Qi to a mountain range.

Lu Yun'er's vision went dark. After opening his eyes and looking at the surrounding scene, he exclaimed, "Wow, you can teleport."

Hu Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Teleport, that's bullshit. This is positioning movement, it can only locate me."

Hu Qi waved his hand, and a large red house appeared behind him with the words "No. 38, Hujia Town" written on it.

Lu Xingzhou followed them inside. Apart from the red walls and green tiles, the house was quite modern inside. Lu Xingzhou even saw a generator inside.

Lu Yuner said with a sigh, "Sure, it's quite complete."

Hu Qi sighed and said, "What era is it now? Even great immortals have to keep up with the times, except for those old and stubborn people."

Lu Xingzhou was not surprised. After all, the immortals were not isolated from the world.

Lu Xingzhou sat on the sofa. After a while, there was a knock on the door outside. The door opened and a group of foxes wearing clothes walked in.

Lu Yun'er's eyes widened. After all, these foxes were all prototypes, but they were wearing clothes and looked like humans, both in their eyes and movements.

It's a bit creepy to watch them, even though they all look cute.

Lu Yuner sighed and said, "The uncanny valley effect has reached its maximum level."

Lu Xingzhou raised an eyebrow. The foxes were carrying small baskets filled with wild delicacies. After they came in, they put down the baskets and said, "Grandpa Qi, this is what you wanted. We brought it to you."

Hu Qi jumped down, nodded and said, "Okay, let's prepare the banquet."

The foxes walked to the back, and the kitchen in the backyard jingled. The foxes changed into chef uniforms and started cooking.

Hu Qi turned into a human form and said, "Come on, I'll take you to see our Daxian Street."

He led Lu Xingzhou and the others to a door in the living room, pressed his claws on the door, and the door opened, revealing another scene outside.

Hu Qi explained, "This is a space opened up by our great grandfathers using their magic power. For example, the house we just saw corresponds to this space."

You can't see anything from the outside of the house because it no longer exists at the same latitude.

Lu Xingzhou and Lu Yuner were just like Granny Liu, feeling a surge of curiosity.

Most of the animals inside maintain their original prototypes, but their movements and expressions are the same as those of humans. There are shops everywhere on the street, and some of the things sold inside are not available outside, such as small paper figures that can turn into humans and some bean soldiers.

It is the kind that can turn into soldiers when scattered, also called "scattering beans to make soldiers".

Lu Xingzhou also saw various antiques, some of which were very severe, the kind that would probably take years to keep if taken out.

In addition to these strange things, other things here are also very strange. For example, the one that emits light is a bead. It is said that this bead can change the sun and the moon, but it only adjusts the brightness.

As he walked and looked around, Lu Xingzhou took out a small notebook and began to record his inspirations and scenes.

He can add these to the script when the time comes.

Speaking of which, Deng Mei didn't find a suitable house, but it didn't matter, they had already started to create the landscape themselves. When Lu Xingzhou woke up that day, he told Deng Mei what he saw. Deng Mei also found a place to buy and started to create the landscape. It is now half built, and they don't plan to actually live there, so the construction is very fast.

They have already discussed the subsequent steps of converting the house into a haunted house after the filming is completed, and they will just hire some people to act out the roles.

In fact, Lu Xingzhou had more ideas. He thought that the Ghost King's subordinates were pretty good.

It doesn't require money and it brings excitement to people.

After strolling around, Lu Xingzhou had more and more things in his mind, and he recorded more and more, until Hu Qi took them to a shop selling antiques. There were some obvious traces of soil on these antiques, and Lu Xingzhou also saw a lot of bronze artifacts in it.

Hu Qi put his hands on his hips and walked in.

Lu Xingzhou and Lu Yun'er looked at each other. It was obvious that Hu Qi was here to cause trouble.

As soon as he entered, a mouse with glasses and a money-shaped hat on its head came out. Lu Yun'er screamed and almost jumped out.

Lu Xingzhou was silent for a moment. Gray Fairy...

But fortunately, the gray fairy is actually quite cute... It looks more like a hamster, different from the big southern rat.

If they looked the same, they would have been crushed to death long ago.

After all, mice in the north and south look quite large.

Some of the rats in the south are almost like cats, with pointed noses and monkey-like cheeks, and look extremely scary.

The moment the gray fairy saw Hu Qi, he instantly shrank and wanted to run away. Hu Qi would not let him run away. He changed back to his original form and held down his tail.

Hu Qi looked back at Flash, who immediately stepped forward and pressed the gray fairy in front of him with one claw. The gray fairy had shrunk back to the size of a thumb, so Flash pressed him down with one claw.

The Gray Immortal spoke in human language, "Grandpa Hu Qi, I was wrong. Please forgive me."

This Gray Immortal was more sensible than Huang Jiu and the others. He came up and begged for mercy. Hu Qi sneered and said, "I'll spare you. Do you think it's possible?"

He looked at the Gray Fairy silently and said, "Grow bigger first. Just let me clean it up, and I'll let you go."

Gray Fairy hit him helplessly, and Flash sat on him. Hu Qi picked up his old knife again, and a cold light flashed across the silver knife.

The Gray Immortal shook, and the door was open. The immortals outside gathered around silently. All the immortals who had entered the treasure book knew about Hu Qi's accident, so it was normal for him to come back for revenge. When Huang Jiu got into trouble, some people speculated whether it was Hu Qi. Many immortals felt that it was not certain. After all, Hu Qi was only good at using force, and he would not come up with such a humiliating method.

Many people were also making bets, after all, it was not just Huang Jiu who attacked Hu Qi.

Now... looking at the knife in Hu Qi's hand and the suppressed gray fairy, wow, Hu Qi has evolved.

Lu Yuner squatted aside and said, "So last time..."

Lu Xingzhou nodded and said, "Yes, he killed three last time."

Lu Yuner silently gave a thumbs up and said, "Who was the wicked person who taught him that?"

The immortals who were watching quietly nodded. Yes, which wicked person taught this? They also wanted to know.

Doctor Bai, who was feeding the cat eggs at Lu's house, sneezed and moved his nose. Who scolded him?

Lu Xingzhou looked at the immortals outside without saying anything. After all...if he said anything, it would be bad for their little doctor Xiaobai.

Inside, the Gray Fairy's screams were about to break through the sky. Hu Qi's face was full of sneers. He moved quickly and the operation was over in a short while.

Hu Qi smiled and let Flash let go of Gray Fairy.

Tears welled up in the corners of Gray Fairy's eyes. It was over. He was incomplete. He was going to die!

Lu Xingzhou looked at the gray fairy speechlessly and blinked.

[Hasn't he been in the palace before? Wasn't he castrated once then? Is it that serious?]

Gray Immortal suddenly looked up. Who was it? Who brought up his shameful past again?!

The immortals outside were all tut-tutting. Old Hui had a really rough life. According to the time, he had finally recovered, but was beaten by Hu Xiaoqi again...

Lu Xingzhou only knew that they could be sewn back together and slowly recover, but he didn't know that it would take a long time. The gray fairy in front of him had only grown for more than ten years and had not yet experienced the happiness of life as a rat, but was killed by Hu Qi again.

He was the only one alive in their Lao Hui family. His brothers and sisters were all ordinary mice. He still wanted to carry on the family line. His neighbor Hui Huahua was still waiting for him. Now, tears were dripping on the floor from the corners of Hui Xian's eyes. Hu Qi put his hands on his hips and looked at the immortals who were watching outside.

He laughed heartily like a villain and said, "From now on, I, Hu Qi, will have a new nickname: The Gaga Immortal! You all better be careful. If you try to plot against me again, I'll kill you!"

A python fairy silently took two steps back. They had two snakes. This thing was going crazy and they couldn't afford to provoke it.

Hu Qi waved his hand proudly and said, "Let's go, Zhou Zhou~"

Lu Xingzhou now just wanted to cover his face. When he said the nickname of Gadan Immortal, he wanted to cover his face, but it was obvious that the immortals outside had already seen his expression.

In the future, he will have more names in the immortal world.

Lu Yuner sighed, and said to Hu Qi admiringly, "That's amazing, Xiao Qi."

Hu Qi said proudly, sticking out his belly: "Of course."

The immortals outside looked at Hu Qi's chubby little belly, then looked at Hu Qi's face, and each of them had a strange idea.

He is still young and so cute, what's wrong with letting him go?

Lu Xingzhou shuddered. He looked at the immortals outside, and the expressions in their eyes had changed from fear to pity.

[Wow, Hu Qi's group favorite halo appears again...]