After I Obsessed Over Gossip and Leaked My Thoughts, My Whole Family Exploded

In his previous life, because of his love for gossip, Lu Xingzhou became an entertainment reporter. He ended up getting hit by a car and dying while saving someone during a stakeout. One day, he reopened his life. When he recovered his memories at sixteen, he realized he had transmigrated into a "CEO universe" novel… The moment he opened his eyes, he found he could understand and talk to plants and animals. Lu Xingzhou was delighted—wasn't this a "melon field" (gossip paradise)? He, Lu Chacha, would eat, eat, eat! Although the gossip was delicious, there was no one to share it with. His elder brothers (Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Fifth Brother) were still just stepping stones for other people's "melon fields." Lu Chacha looked at his brothers with a complicated expression. Who knew that suddenly, his brothers would rise up and press all the CEO protagonists into the dirt!!!

The Lu family discovered that on their youngest brother's sixteenth birthday, they could suddenly hear his inner thoughts! Listening to their little brother babble about gossip and complain, secretly glancing at them with his little eyes…

Big Brother: "I heard I'm a demon-possessed villain in a CEO novel? Trampled underfoot by those two? How unlucky!!"

Second Brother: "Huh? I'm a white moonlight cannon fodder? After the CEO gong found a small substitute and then fell for the substitute, he started ruining my career? Get lost! I'm even worse off than Big Brother!"

Third Brother: "Huh? I'm cannon fodder in a soldier king novel? A former soldier king? Had my leg tampered with during training, got crippled, and was forced to retire home to make way for that guy? Hehehe… Third Brother is blackening…"

Fourth Brother: "I became the deeply devoted male second lead in a campus novel? And after making various concessions for the female lead, giving her all sorts of honors, she still fell in love with the campus bully rich second generation? Bah!"

Fifth Brother: "Because his own brothers had no good outcomes, he got his leg broken while seeking revenge???"

After hearing all this, the brothers looked silently at their inconspicuous younger brother… They had originally thought he was Old Man Lu's illegitimate child, occupying the place of their lost biological brother… But wait! He *was* their biological brother???

As a transmigrator, Cheng Yishu was bound to a matchmaker system—as the name suggests, a match-making system. Before Cheng Yishu could even accept it and prepare to lie down and wait for death, he discovered that his system was different from others. It was rebellious; not only did it dislike matchmaking, but it also loved to break up couples, and the rewards for breaking up couples were exceptionally generous… Speaking of which, Cheng Yishu wasn't sleepy anymore. Wasn't it just breaking up couples? He could do it. They weren't good matches anyway. It really wasn't the rewards that tempted him!!!

Recently, the Emperor of Xia Kingdom was very troubled. As a valiant and capable emperor, he always inexplicably heard all sorts of strange things. He wasn't scared, but it was very annoying. So, at the suggestion of his personal eunuch, he decided to establish the position of National Preceptor. Just as he was preparing to meet the new National Preceptor, he suddenly heard a voice from somewhere else…

"He's the Emperor? *Hiss*, his red strings are quite messy. How about we first remove the red strings between his personal eunuch and this new National Preceptor?"Emperor of Xia Kingdom: "????""Hahahahaha, this little eunuch really went all out for love. He secretly tickles the Emperor's feet every day when he's asleep, then pretends to be asleep when the Emperor wakes up, and even tricked the Emperor into establishing the National Preceptor position for his lover!"The Emperor of Xia Kingdom narrowed his eyes and accurately found the person among the crowd who looked quiet, full of immortal aura, and hadn't spoken a word. Excellent, he would be the National Preceptor!

Cheng Yishu, inexplicably, went from an eliminated candidate to the National Preceptor. Before he could even be happy about how intimidating the National Preceptor title was and that he could start his missions, he found, "Hey? My mission is complete?? And I got a lot of matchmaker points???"

"Oh, this man? He's impotent, and he's also mentally ill; he likes to play S.M."Miss Chen: "???? Wait, I'm going to break off the engagement right now!""Hahahahaha, this person is so funny. He's so narcissistic that he thinks no one in this world is worthy of him, so he carries a mirror with him every day. No need to break them up, he won't get married!"Young Master Wang: "???? Then what am I?"

Cheng Yishu always thought his mind was clear and unhindered, until after he transmigrated… As a new Daoist disciple and the current National Preceptor, he understood one thing: 'May my fellow Daoist die, but not this poor Daoist.' If you provoke me today, I will deal with you, otherwise, this poor Daoist's Dao heart will be unstable! Besides, I've already transmigrated, can't you just indulge me a little?Xia Zhang: "The Empress is right!"