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"Love me or marry me, you pick one."

"Master He, when you make me choose, can you at least put the knife down first?"

The legendary aloof and abstinent Master He, standing on a pedestal, was known for his ruthless methods, his wicked and unrestrained nature, and his disinterest in women. Yet, recently, a soft, petite woman had suddenly appeared by his side. Rumor had it she was found by Master He in the mountains, not only with an unknown identity and an ugly appearance, but also with an intelligence close to zero!

As rumors ran wild, Master He brought the little woman to public events. Only then did people realize she was the famous 'innocent flower' in the entertainment industry, with waves of anti-fans criticizing her for having no talent other than beauty!

Thus, Master He high-profilely protected his wife, saying, "My Chuchu is gentle and soft-spoken, she doesn't know how to act. Don't bully her."

As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Chuchu transformed into a skilled actress in the circle, crushing the popular 'pure and innocent' actress and becoming a 'treasure girl' in the eyes of her fans.

Master He then said, "My Chuchu has been through trauma, she's timid and easily scared, and has no special skills."

Before he could finish, Mu Chuchu's numerous amazing hidden talents were exposed by paparazzi. It turned out she was a genius in every field!

Subsequently, public opinion shifted dramatically, with everyone saying Master He and Mu Chuchu were deeply in love and about to announce their relationship!

Mu Chuchu snorted softly, "Who is deeply in love with him? I'm clearly just after his spiritual energy~"

Immediately after, Mu Chuchu tagged a certain wealthy magnate on Weibo, causing him to trend: "Please chase stars rationally, I refuse to be stalked by fans."

The entire internet was in uproar. That evening, Mu Chuchu was cornered by a 'stalker fan'.

The next day, the whole internet watched as Master He posted a photo of their sweet wedding rings: "Where did the 'stalker fan' go? This is clearly a promoted boyfriend fan!"

Xiang Bei had always felt her name was unlucky; she was truly cursed. She was walking on the street when she was hit by a car running a red light. To her surprise, she woke up to find herself trapped in a dark, small room with a massive screen in front of her, where she could see many people. She could see them, but they couldn't see her. After a long while, she finally understood that those people were the male and female protagonists of a novel. The male lead was tormenting the female lead physically and emotionally, but they eventually got their happy ending. Watching the female lead endure hardship, groveling in the dust, and even blaming herself when framed and accused by supporting female characters, Xiang Bei could no longer stand it. "Instead of blaming myself, I'd rather bury others." Later, Xiang Bei discovered that her words could be converted into bullet comments that the female leads in those abusive novels could see. Thus, she began to let loose.

【The First Abusive Novel】A pitiful, small white flower female protagonist in a modern setting. Her mother is critically ill, and she is manipulated by the overbearing CEO male lead. The male lead smiles sinisterly, "If you want me to save your mother, sure, but my money shouldn't be spent in vain. You'll be my mistress." The female lead bites her lip, conflicted, and is about to agree when bullet comments flood the screen.

"See that scratch-off ticket? Pick that one! You'll get the medical expenses in no time."

"Why rely on a man to save your mom? See that welfare lottery center? Buy it with these numbers, and you'll win a hundred million!"

...【The nth Abusive Novel】Princess Female Lead vs. General Male Lead.

"Your Highness, Rou'er has a heart condition, and only your exquisite heart can save her. She is my benefactor; you must save her." The princess looks at her consort, hesitating, and is about to agree. A torrent of bullet comments pours in.

"Where are the secret guards your father gave you? Where did they all go?"

"Slap him! Slap her! Beat them all to death! Are you blind? Do you love someone just because the token is in their hand? If a maggot saved you, would you love a maggot?"

"You are the Emperor's only daughter, Your Highness, please ascend the throne!"

Ji Yan has transmigrated through three "battles between the real and fake young masters" before.

When he was the real young master, the fake young master was innocent and adored by all, eventually inheriting the family business, while the real young master died tragically.

When he was the fake young master, the real young master was self-reliant and admired by everyone, eventually inheriting the family business, while the fake young master died tragically.

"In short, it always ends in a tragic death."

Ji Yan: "..."

This time, he transmigrated as the real young master again. Ji Yan flopped onto the ground: "Whoever wants to be this real young master, be my guest. I'm not doing it anymore!"

What's more, this time the beginning is a royal flush: the fake young master is named Ruan Ruan, with delicate collarbones, an exquisite rosy face, and a soft voice, doted on endlessly by his three older brothers.

Ji Yan: Time to start slacking off.

Instead of wasting time fighting, he'd rather clean out the village toilets. Before the tragic ending arrives, he might as well do something he loves.

Thus, a top superstar was born in the entertainment industry.

The moment Ji Yan's true identity was revealed, his fans exclaimed: "Thank you, Ji family, for disowning him."

CP: Ning Wei X Ji Yan, Ji Yan is the shou (bottom/receiver).

A million-subscriber UP owner from Blue Star, Xu Yanyu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became a traffic star criticized by the entire internet.

Her company wanted her to comply with a casting couch arrangement, or else she'd face hundreds of millions in breach of contract penalties.

In a fit of rage, Xu Yanyu went live online, exposing her black-hearted company and tearing apart the brokerage firm's rotten principles.

The paid commenters furiously scolded, "You are heartless, you are uncaring, disregarding the brokerage company's nurturing!"

Xu Yanyu spat at them, "Selling you out and having you help count the money – whoever wants this fortune can have it!"

She awakened the Prestige System, and decided to spill all the entertainment industry gossip live.

When she performed exceptionally well, her fans in the livestream chat confessed their love wildly.

Still not enough prestige from livestreams?

Then let's join a music variety show, where her opening notes will stun everyone.

One Blue Star hit song made everyone cry, and boosted the viewership ratings!

The judges, covering their tear-reddened eyes, shouted praises.

The director, seeing the soaring ratings, happily suffered an asthma attack.

Xu Yanyu nodded, "Easy peasy!"

When the broadcast began, the domestic entertainment industry was being thoroughly beaten by foreign competitors, and the nation sighed that the new generation was unable to carry on.

Her fans refused to accept this, and asked, "Who says we can't carry on?"

Let Xu Yanyu take the stage!

Xu Yanyu, who was already thinking about retirement, was urged by her fans to go out on campaign once more.

After singing, she might as well shoot a TV series…

Looking back, Xu Yanyu slapped her forehead in regret.

She had accidentally expanded her plate too much; how could she possibly retire now!

Copywriting: "Variety Show Live Broadcast × Metaphysical Face-Slapping"

The main story is completed~

Next book: "The Female Lead Acts with Virtue", please collect! I'll write this book after finishing this one!

Xu Gui's biggest regret in this life was being too lazy to retract into her turtle shell during her tribulation. The next time she opened her eyes, she had transformed from a turtle into an 18th-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry, facing a death-defying task list for the reality show "Three Hundred and Sixty Occupations".

The show lasts for one month, and the invited celebrities need to find jobs and work hard to earn money. After one month, the person who earns the most money will be the final winner.

And before Xu Gui's eyes, a mountain of dirty dishes was grinning at her from the soapy water.

Xu Gui took out the fortune-telling banner she had hastily made overnight, with large ink characters dancing wildly: "Fortune Telling!"

Under the overpass, three fortune-tellers watched the young girl and sneered: "Are celebrity hype methods really this ridiculous now?"

*

Facing a balding middle-aged man with three good sons who asked about his children's fate.

"Your destiny palace has no children, and the Red Phoenix star above your head is accompanied by a green light..." the young girl tactfully advised: "Why don't you go to the hospital for a check-up?" That night, news of a certain chairman's marital crisis immediately hit the trending searches.

Facing a young woman who was ostensibly telling fortunes but was actually flaunting her husband's generosity towards her, Xu Gui tentatively asked: "...Is it possible that the passbook in your hand is fake?" The entire internet watched as the passbook turned out to be handwritten, with a betrothal gift of three million actually being only three hundred.

Initially, netizens scoffed at Xu Gui's money-making live streams. But later... Netizens: [So fragrant!] The bullet comments in the live stream room changed from [Get out of the entertainment industry, scammer!] to [Master, can you tell me if I'm a forgotten rich young master?]

Xu Gui's live stream room, which initially had no viewers, eventually became the hottest one.

Gradually, at some point, countless people held money and wanted Xu Gui to read their fortunes. Xu Gui slumped in her rattan chair, dangling her feet: "Today's three fortune-telling slots are full, please come back tomorrow."

The production team was heartbroken: "The other guests are carrying plates and handing out flyers, how can you..." The director's group collectively fell silent as the camera swept across the leaderboard, which showed Xu Gui's unparalleled viewer donations.

【Reading Guide】

1. No abuse throughout, with plenty of live broadcast bullet comments and funny face-slapping scenes.

2. The emotional line is the main focus, with the career line as a secondary focus.

3. All metaphysical content in the text is for plot purposes; please do not imitate it.

Next book: [Rebirth: I'm Going Crazy in the Seventies]

Lin Qiurui was reborn. She was reborn to the third year after marrying Li Guodong.

In her previous life, after marrying Li Guodong, she dutifully served his parents, worked like a slave for the Li family, and was diligent and cautious without any slack. Even so, no one in the Li family remembered her kindness; they were all ungrateful wretches.

The good food and drinks at home were all locked in a cabinet by Li Guodong's mother, who didn't allow her to touch any of it. She didn't even get a penny of the money Li Guodong sent back.

It was also in this year that Li Guodong returned from the army, but he brought back a young and beautiful woman and a young and cute child.

The woman was named Su Ying, the wife of Li Guodong's comrade-in-arms. Her husband died on a mission, so Li Guodong took it upon himself to take care of the mother and child.

Li Guodong told Lin Qiurui that Su Ying's husband died saving him, so he had an obligation to take care of the mother and daughter.

In her previous life, Lin Qiurui believed Li Guodong's words and took care of Su Ying and her child without complaint. However, she later found out that Li Guodong had already been involved with Su Ying, and even that child was Li Guodong's. By then, Lin Qiurui's own son had been so flattered by the mother and daughter that he no longer recognized Lin Qiurui as his own mother.

Upon learning this truth, Lin Qiurui was so enraged that she coughed up blood and died of grief not long after.

Now, Lin Qiurui has been reborn in 1971. This year, Li Guodong has not yet brought the mother and son back, and she is still young and beautiful, not yet worn down by the Li family.

Having a second chance, Lin Qiurui understood that instead of suffering herself, it was better to go mad and crush others. The Li family wouldn't let her eat at the table? Then she would chop the table with an axe. Since she couldn't eat at the table, no one else would eat either.

As for Li Guodong and Su Ying, Lin Qiurui sneered: Since these two are so in love, she would fulfill their wishes. Oh my, why are you two lying on the same kang? And why did the whole village see it?

Lin Qiurui: Then we can only divorce.

Content Tags: Time Travel, Entertainment Circle, Shuangwen, Live Broadcast, Urban Strange Tales, Metaphysics

Xu Gui's Sixty Billion

One-sentence summary: Cheerful little turtle explodes into the entertainment industry!

Concept: With a little effort, it's possible!

Announcement: This novel will be entering VIP on Thursday, July 31st. I hope all my dear readers will support me with many updates, totaling ten thousand words that day!

One day, Xu Ying woke up and found herself transmigrated to a parallel world. The historical trajectory of this world was completely different from that of Blue Star. Naturally, all the historical figures familiar on Blue Star were nowhere to be found.

However, this was not the most pressing matter for Xu Ying. Her immediate concern was obtaining her graduation certificate. It turned out she was a medical student in this world, someone who had failed her postgraduate entrance exam the first time and was determined to take it again?!!!

Taking the exam again was out of the question. The world of medicine was too complex for her, a liberal arts student, to navigate. As a novelist who was quite well-known in her previous life, she decided to pick up her old profession and continue writing.

Her works included:

"Returning to High School"

"The Great Tang Female Painter"

"Palace Drama"

"Transmigrated to the Ming Dynasty to Take Imperial Exams"

...Her novels repeatedly shocked the online literature circle.

Later, she was no longer satisfied with just writing novels. Thus, mythical figures like Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, and Nezha were successively brought to the big screen.

In this way, she gradually spread the seeds of Chinese culture across the land.

Arranged by her mother's stepson to work at his company, she was mistaken by her supervisor as a young girl seeking fame. By chance, she was assigned to be a live streamer.

What? The low salary is very high? Okay, no problem!

Wait, after fainting earlier, it seems there are always some inexplicable things appearing in her mind. What exactly happened to her? Did she steal someone else's memory? Oh my god, can someone tell me what's wrong with me?

Su Can was kicked out of his boy band by capital. One song, to slap the faces of pretty boys and the culture of worshipping foreign things!

Bound to an energy system, Su Can begins to act like he's not human to gain negative energy points!

A series of 'six-line' moves, a barrage of attacks!

Goddesses of all kinds try to curry favor, but they are all angered to death!

Goddess Yang Mi'er: Su Can, come be an artist at my company, I'll make you a top star!

Su Can: I just want to be a security guard at twenty, saving forty years of detours!

Yang Mi'er: ...

Fans: Su Can is facing a conspiracy, he seems to have given up!

Su Can: I really want to live another five hundred years!

All viewers: ...

His Weibo updates are frantically updated, finally living like a high-imitation account.

@Su Can V: I wrote a novel, hope everyone likes it.

@Su Can V: No inspiration, abandoned the pit!

@Su Can V: I want to shoot a good movie.

@Su Can V: No inspiration, let's shoot two bad movies first to try.

Netizens: ..................

Fans who slog are finally protesting!

Stop, Su Can, Boss Yang and the fans are all angered to death by you!

ps: This article has no logic, is sand-sculpting and funny, contains a lot of satire, straightforward male behavior that slightly abuses various goddesses, do not click if you don't accept.

Yan Keyi and Jiang Ning met on a rainy night. Abandoned and disdained by her parents in the first half of her life, after meeting Jiang Ning, she became the top star in the entertainment industry under Jiang Ning's doting pampering and strong support in the latter half.

In front of others, she is a cold queen with an extreme contrast in her persona, possessing a baby face yet exuding a mature and dominant aura.

Behind closed doors, she is an affectionate clingy imp—

"Sister, Sister, I want it, buy it for me~"

"Sister, Sister, I want to see you wear it, won't you wear it for me to see~"

"Sister, Sister~ One more time?"

Jiang Ning discovered that as long as Yan Keyi called her 'Sister,' she couldn't resist anything.

She thought that Yan Keyi's romance being exposed would affect her career in the entertainment industry, but she never expected that after their relationship was revealed, their careers would reach new heights.

After all, who wouldn't love seeing two beauties together!

The doomsday big shot from the Xuanmen sect caught the last train for transmigration, becoming the fake daughter in an abusive novel. At the start, she evaded various ill-intentioned individuals only to discover she was a substandard citizen, liable for immediate deportation by the Empire?

Qu Jian'er could only return to her old profession, opening the door to a new world. With one hand, she engaged in variety shows and acting (making small money); with the other, she scientifically preached and resolved doubts (making big money).

Her stall was often accompanied by a giant holographic projector and an ultra-large amplifier, broadcasting in a 360° loop:

Life-saving talismans, 10% off.

Recharge promotions are more cost-effective.

Calming talismans, buy one get one free.

New customers get an instant ¥3 discount.

There are also sin purifiers, spiritual energy locators, resentment detectors, soul translators, mecha enhancement cards... waiting for you to grab!

When she became a hot topic on the trending list again, most people scoffed and sneered. Meanwhile, top directors, famous movie stars, popular idols, business tycoons, elite CEOs, and imperial big shots flocked to her, pleading, "Big shot, save us!"

There’s a formidable figure residing in the capital of the Imperial main star. Rumor has it he is unnaturally intelligent, capricious, cunning, and ascetic.

One day, under the lens of a live broadcast across the entire galaxy, this figure confessed, "I checked today's calendar. Besides loving you~, nothing is auspicious."

From then on, the silence of most people was deafening.