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Su Can was kicked out of his boy band by capital. One song, to slap the faces of pretty boys and the culture of worshipping foreign things!

Bound to an energy system, Su Can begins to act like he's not human to gain negative energy points!

A series of 'six-line' moves, a barrage of attacks!

Goddesses of all kinds try to curry favor, but they are all angered to death!

Goddess Yang Mi'er: Su Can, come be an artist at my company, I'll make you a top star!

Su Can: I just want to be a security guard at twenty, saving forty years of detours!

Yang Mi'er: ...

Fans: Su Can is facing a conspiracy, he seems to have given up!

Su Can: I really want to live another five hundred years!

All viewers: ...

His Weibo updates are frantically updated, finally living like a high-imitation account.

@Su Can V: I wrote a novel, hope everyone likes it.

@Su Can V: No inspiration, abandoned the pit!

@Su Can V: I want to shoot a good movie.

@Su Can V: No inspiration, let's shoot two bad movies first to try.

Netizens: ..................

Fans who slog are finally protesting!

Stop, Su Can, Boss Yang and the fans are all angered to death by you!

ps: This article has no logic, is sand-sculpting and funny, contains a lot of satire, straightforward male behavior that slightly abuses various goddesses, do not click if you don't accept.

Qu Shiyao, known in the jianghu as "Crazy Qu." If she saw two men fighting over her, she'd roll up her sleeves and join the fray, aiming for a three-way chaotic battle!

Working herself to death and receiving a sudden death gift package, she reopened her eyes to find herself transmigrated into a tragic female lead in an old-fashioned CEO novel.

The system patted its chest: "The plot is super simple! Catch the infidelity – drink away sorrows – sleep with the CEO – then begin the heart-wrenching, lung-torturing pursuit and crematorium scenario!"

Qu Shiyao picked her ears: "That's it? An overtime dog's specialty is – high (crazy) efficiency (collapse) process (plot)!"

So – At the infidelity scene, she slapped him a few times: "I don't want this man anymore!"

Prepared for an abusive romance? She hooked the original vicious female antagonist with her left hand and the male lead's childhood sweetheart with her right: "Why fight?! Let's go for hotpot; the sisters' gathering can't do without you two!"

The legally ignorant CEO gave a wicked smile: "Woman, you have successfully caught my attention."

Qu Shiyao immediately dialed 110: "Comrade police, it's this person! Tax evasion, illegal detention, disturbing the market..."

The original readers collectively broke down: "Help! What about the promised deep, abusive love? How did the female lead take the initiative to send the CEO to the station to get silver handcuffs?!"

Qu Shiyao: "Love-struck? Even dogs don't date! Sending scumbags to prison to step on the sewing machine is the ultimate happy ending I've decided upon!"

System: "Host, stop! This is not an abusive romance at all—"

Reading tips: Younger male pursuing older female. Don't panic when things happen, call the police first. Mainly plot-driven, less romance. Content tags: Book Transmigration, Rebirth, Satisfying Ending, Sand Sculpture, Lighthearted, Underage Romance, System, CEO, Anti-Trope, Spoiler.

Li Yi'an is devastated to find herself as the villainous female lead in a gay novel. In this novel, the 'zhen' is a god-like descendant of a divine race, and the 'shu' is a human weapon with incredible fighting abilities. It is said that she not only bullied the 'zhen' and stole his men but also caused harm to countless lives. The two male leads' greatest mission in this life is to eliminate her! What an honor, Li Yi'an thinks, as she struggles to figure out what to do. Should she desperately cling to the male leads, flatter them, or curry favor with them? But she is a shy, introverted, and prideful person, so how can she fawn over them? The only way to survive is to get as far away as possible before the story begins. And then...

The beautifully gentle divine 'zhen': 'To tease me and then leave me hanging? The 'shu', a perpetual ice mountain and human weapon: 'To like me and not confess, and then try to run away?' Li Yi'an: '????' Later, she discovered with shock that the 'shu' and 'zhen' are actually the same person, a self-attacking self-receiving coup de grâce. Ps: The male lead does not like men; it's always the female lead who misunderstands him. This story was published on July 2nd, thank you for your support, I love you all! The author has more completed works; interested readers can check out the column. 'Forcing the Demon to Become a Little Prince' In summary, Li Xiaojiu went book-hopping, landing in a CEO novel as the small white flower female lead about to be bullied by the masochistic CEO. Li Xiaojiu believes she must nip all masochistic love in the bud. The legendary CEO has a masochistic tendency, enjoying being slapped, resisted, and scolded with 'Is money everything?' The best way to satisfy his conquest desire is to slap him, resist him, and scold him. Li Xiaojiu decides to play against type. She takes the money without hesitation, is obedient, listens, doesn't slap him, doesn't scold him, and can compliment him 'CEO, you're so handsome, so rich, so awesome' three hundred times a day. In short, spoil him to death! Goodbye, CEO's conquest desire. END. Later, the CEO was pampered into a little prince. Who said that a psychologically twisted sadist couldn't become a little prince. Because she inadvertently cured the 'psychologically twisted sadist neurotic obsessive compulsive masochist.' As for masochistic love? No such thing. In summary, this is a healing story of a masochistic love CEO novel being forcefully turned into a silly, flirty, and sweet love story. Content tags: Supernatural, Monsters, Happy Sufferers, Female Leads, Eastern Mysticism, Drama.

Fu Yunshen is a 28-year-old “rich old man.”

One day, he binds a system, which informs him: Due to a system malfunction, six Jinjiang novels have merged with your world. In these novels, the three-time Best Actor, renowned writer, future scientist, top racer… are all your future partners. They will reenact classic love stories such as;

“The Little Wife Runs Away with a Baby”

“The Blue-eyed Man Falls for the King,” and

“I Married Your Godfather After the Breakup.”

Fu Yunshen glanced at the titles of these stories:

“Pregnant with the Rich Old Man’s Child”

“Married to the Ex’s Father”

“The Rich Old Man’s Pampered Cat”

He took a deep breath and rejected the idea: “Running away with a baby? No way, you’d better get into Tsinghua or Peking University. For you to become the domineering CEO? No, you should become that yourself. Taking over for the godson? Not interested, let’s work on the in-law relationship.”

In the end, he found that the six main characters seemed to be getting more impressive because of his meddling?

….

Tips: 1. Main couple, 1v1, not a stock market novel.

2.  A happy, sweet, silly story; don’t delve too deeply into the logic.

Content tags: Entertainment Industry System Wear Books Shuangwen Easy

Other: Pre-collection of  “After the Marriage Between Passerby and Rich Boss”

A sentence introduction: I, a wealthy old man, what did I do wrong?

Idea: live in truth, self-reliance and self-improvement!

Synopsis: I am a CEO. I control the global economic lifeline, owning over three hundred companies spanning various fields such as film and television, real estate, fisheries, animal husbandry, and oil. I am incredibly handsome, with perfect eight-pack abs and an impressive height. Every day, I wake up in a mansion covering thousands of square meters, with hundreds of people serving me. Everything is perfect.

Until one day, a woman in a white dress tried to extort me with a fake accident. Before my assistant could speak, she furiously yelled at me, "I don't want your money!" I found it inexplicable and, taking out my dash cam footage, sent her to the police station.

However, I didn't expect that this was just the beginning. Clumsy pure white rabbits, little confused ones who almost went wild in the wrong room, top-tier 'sea kings' (playboys/manipulators) playing hard to get, big shots attempting to force their way, universally beloved characters everyone loves... Overnight, my side was filled with many strange people.

I am very unhappy. It's getting cold. Let them all go bankrupt.

Note:

CP: Assistant (Gong) × CEO (Shou)

The strange people around the CEO are not limited by gender, identity, methods, or species, completely letting loose. So this novel is also named "The CEO's XX Defense Battle."

First-person narrative in the main text.

Content Tags: Supernatural, System, Hilarious, Silly, Anti-trope, Charismatic Protagonist

Main Characters: CEO, Assistant

A sentence summary: It's getting cold, the strategists should go bankrupt.

Concept: Staying true to oneself leads to ultimate success.