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Next novel: "I'm Saving the Literary World in Yokohama"

Itsukawa Mizu, at sixteen, was admitted to Tokyo Jujutsu High, bidding farewell to his friends in his hometown and traveling thousands of miles from Miyagi to Tokyo for school.

However, at seventeen, he fainted during a curse exorcism and was subsequently diagnosed with "(Pseudo) Sleeping Beauty Syndrome."

He was thus forced to abandon his identity as a jujutsu sorcerer, dropped out of high school, and went to Yokohama, next to Tokyo.

Then he became a man with aliases spread all over Yokohama, truly working N different jobs.

He served as a fashion designer for the Port Mafia's young lady, an assistant to the world's greatest detective, a bartender at Lupin Ginza bar, and a financial advisor for Phi Corporation.

He could be the demanding editor for Yokohama's famous writer Oda Sakunosuke, and he could transform into a traffic policeman to stop the Port Mafia's hat-rack who didn't follow traffic rules.

Skilled in both liberal and martial arts, proficient in everything, he was an all-rounder, an excellent employee any boss would praise.

However, Itsukawa Mizu himself—

After working N different jobs, the boy discussed with the system, "I say, can you give me some non-service industry aliases, the kind where others serve me? Anyway, I don't want to be a laborer anymore."

The system pondered for a few seconds and said, "You can."

Then he gained new aliases—

"A criminal imprisoned by the Special Abilities Department, a cellmate of a certain white-haired rice ball."

"An orphan adopted by a certain orphanage in Yokohama, who has a childhood friend who can turn into a tiger." Itsukawa Mizu: ...

What the heck does "being served by others" mean?

Trigger Warnings Guide:

◆Very frequent perspective shifts, primarily first-person.

◆CP is 5T5, other ambiguous relationships are not excluded.

◆Protagonist-centric individuals should be cautious!! The protagonist has health issues in the early to mid-stages, but will recover later.

◆Too many bugs, OOC, no logic.

◆Slice of life, lots of rambling, might be boring.

Content Tags: Anime, Shonen Manga, Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Relaxed.

Itsukawa Mizu, 5T5, Ranpo, Dazai, Dostoevsky: "The Four Men Who Perfectly Influenced Mizu-kun."

Other: Literary Masters, Jujutsu.

Brief summary: Laborer spirit, working hard.

Purpose: Laborer spirit, working hard, working people are superior.

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.

​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out in his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in annoying the hell out of everyone in the family:

His CEO former eldest brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”

His celebrity former second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”

His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”

​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.

After he was reborn, when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

Not long after returning home, his poor “biological” parents said: We’re sorry, you don’t seem to be our own child.

Jian Xingsui: ??

Later, the top wealthy family, the Shen family, finally found their young master who had been separated from them for many years. The whole family rejoiced and could not wait to make up for everything to this child:

His CEO biological eldest brother: “Is this 50 million pocket money enough for you?”

His celebrity biological second brother: “You can casually choose any one of these scripts.”

His biological parents: “Suisui is really our pride!”

When the people of the Jian family finally remembered the poor kid who had been kicked out and wanted to give him some compensation, they found out that the new, praised by everyone, rising celebrity in the entertainment industry seemed to be their s*upid and annoying child…

[Full text has been revised, completed.] Qiuqiu is a cute little Pixiu cub. By accident, she was transmigrated into an entertainment variety show novel to serve as a contrast character, and her intern mother are both cannon fodder.

Qiuqiu, who is a sucker for good looks, is very unhappy with this! Intern mother is clearly a super duper great beauty, how could she be a villainous cannon fodder!

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The ancient auspicious beast, the Pixiu, can hear the hearts of others. It is said that the temperamental actress mother hates children very much.

Qiuqiu smacked a kiss on the actress: "Big kids have to be honest too, Mommy clearly likes Qiuqiu very much."

The actress mother's face instantly turned red. #Shocking! The actress surrounded by negative rumors is actually a tsundere#!

It is said that the neighboring group is the most loving model couple in the domestic entertainment industry.

Qiuqiu blinked her big eyes: "But Qiuqiu saw Uncle kissing other Aunties."

That night, "XX's cheating" topped Weibo's hot search. #Model couple's persona collapsed, all because of a five-year-old little girl!#!

It is said that the actress mother and the actor father are a couple with no feelings, just a contract marriage. On the mother's birthday, the actor presented a gift claiming he bought it casually.

Qiuqiu, unable to hold it in, jumped out: "Daddy is a big dummy, he clearly stayed up for many nights to make it by hand!"

Audience: ???? You call this a plastic couple? Everyone, ship them hard!

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The show blasted to fame, the actress mother's reputation did a complete 180, and her career and love life took off together.

Qiuqiu, gathering the title of the Little Cutie and the Master of Detecting...

Content tags: Fantasy, Entertainment Industry, Book Adaptation, Satisfying Story, Light-hearted, Mind Reading

Others: Pending work "I Really Didn't Mean to Make Them Famous"

After a drunken awakening, Ye Baoling transmigrated into a short drama script. She became a wealthy fifth-generation young lady who was pitifully left in the care of her divorced parents. Staring at the unfamiliar term 'wealthy fifth-generation,' she was at a loss. It seemed that in this plot, one could not survive without going mad. Who doesn't know how to go crazy? Then let's make some trouble.

After committing various acts of defiance against convention, the way others looked at her changed. From ignoring, disdaining, and looking down on her... to being full of fear and panic. Ye Baoling tried to explain: 'I'm a good person.' The crowd knelt down with a thud: 'We are good people too!'

#Ye Baoling, a legendary woman skilled at setting boundaries for old fogeys. #The male and female leads seem cold to each other in public but are very passionate in private.

1. PUA Young Lady x The Flower on the Peak (High Cold) Demon King. 2. The male and female leads have a distant blood relationship, and their marriage is legal. 3. Also known as 'The Female Successor,' the female lead's career arc is solid. 4. Dog-blood, satisfying, fast-paced story. Set in the 1980s Hong Kong, fictional.

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Chen Doujun was a secret guard by the side of an ancient emperor. Betrayed one day, she woke up to find the world around her completely changed. She had become the youngest daughter of the most shrewish widow in Lizhi Village, Shenzhen Town, Bao'an County. Looking up, she suddenly saw rows of subtitles floating in the air.

【Ahhhhh, Junjun has transmigrated to a small fishing village in the late 70s!】 【Ahhhhh, what a wonderful era!】 【Junjun, your good fortune has arrived! There is gold everywhere!】

Gold everywhere? Chen Doujun lowered her head and saw that her old hen had pooped all over the ground. And outside the door, the sound of her mother quarreling with the neighbor's auntie could be heard.

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Author's Completed Works Recommendation

'Madam is a Bit Crazy' Two-faced Female Lead x Black-bellied Demon King. 'The Young Lady is Fierce [1970s]' Beautiful and Fierce Young Lady x Crazy Love-brain. 'I Never Thought I'd Make So Much Money' Brown-noser x Cool and Arrogant B-King. 'Shhh! I Will Build the豪门 (豪门)!' Ruthless Beauty x Cold-faced Officer. 'The Feng Family Courtyard' Mystery and Reversal Novel.

Content Tags: Book Transmigration, Satisfying Story, Period Novel, Marriage Before Love.

Ye Baoling, Ye Huaizhang.

One-sentence Synopsis: PUA Young Lady x The Flower on the Peak Demon King.

Theme: The Power of Wisdom.

[80s Teasing Husband, Marriage Before Love, Getting Rich, Sweet Pet, Cute Baby] Modern wage-earner Qiao Wanyin opened her eyes and unexpectedly transmigrated into a vicious female supporting character and sister-in-law from the 80s. Picky, pretentious, and prone to causing trouble, she successfully ruined her own good一手牌. Her three elder brothers were tormented by her until there was no family affection left, and her three sisters-in-law hated her like a thorn in their side.

Qiao Wanyin, furious, decided to turn over a new leaf and be a good person. She didn't ask for her brothers' and sisters-in-law's forgiveness, only hoping to cling to their coattails when the family took off. Who knew that as she reformed, the entire family ended up clinging to her coattails, enjoying meat at every meal and getting rich with every turn.

Facing the sudden appearance of a powerful man one day, this was a highly sought-after prize. Without a second word, she went to join him in the military. The man, who pretended to be distant, became a hunter and finally managed to trick his little wife into his hands: "Baby wife, when will we have three kids with two parents抱著?" Qiao Wanyin: "Damn it, I've been schemed against."

Summary: [Main text completed, undergoing refinement] [Transmigration, both protagonists are each other's first love, significant height difference, raising children, salted fish (lazy) drama queen, slice of life, light daily flow] [Next book: 'The Delicate Waist' & 'Becoming the Hero's Beautiful Deceased Wife', please follow the author's corner -3-] -

Mi Yao transmigrated into a male protagonist novel about competing warlords and became the pink skeleton (insignificant obstacle) on the male lead's path to growth. As the male lead's former wife, she was beautiful like a celestial being and incredibly talented, looking down on the male lead, a hero from a humble background. She first eloped, and after being caught, she held a grudge against him. Unable to deal with the male lead, she found opportunities to torture his three adopted sons, ultimately ending up torn apart by five horses.

As a dead tired 'ox and horse' (wage slave), Mi Yao didn't care about the plot after transmigrating. Apart from eating and drinking every day, she only worried about maintaining the beauty of her face, the most beautiful in the South. She had worked enough as a hardworking slave and now just wanted to lie flat as a pampered wife.

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Hearing that his fiancée planned to elope with her lover, Xiao Xu went to catch her on a snowy night. A downtrodden scholar standing in front of him spouted nonsense, calling him a warlord of the chaotic times a traitor to the country, and saying his fiancée would rather be poor than be tainted by such a brute. Hearing such foolish words, Xiao Xu glanced at the tender, beautiful woman sitting on the cart, shivering from the cold. He sneered, 'Fools don't understand, power and money are the best tonics for beauties!'

As soon as he finished speaking, his fiancée's originally listless, beautiful eyes instantly shone with brilliance. She looked at him and sighed from the bottom of her heart, 'Xiao Lang, you speak so well!'

Content tags: Marriage, Face-slapping, Sweet story, Transmigration, Cute kids, Chasing the wife, Grave of the unloved

Mi (Fu) Yao, Xiao Xu (Xu)

Others: Transmigration, Salted fish, Drama queen, Raising kids, Pampered wife, The female lead is a great beauty

One-sentence introduction: Power and money are the best tonics for beauties!

Theme: As long as you stick to positive ideals, you can generate the courage to struggle.

Transmigrating into the foolish 10th Prince during the "Nine Dragons Seizing the Throne" era, Yin E only wants to survive peacefully and live a lazy life without getting involved in the succession struggle.

While other princes work relentlessly, Yin E skips classes and lounges around. As his brothers employ all sorts of tricks to compete for the throne, Yin E remains idle. When the crown prince is deposed and other princes fall from grace in the late stages of the succession battle, Yin E unexpectedly wins a princely title by doing nothing.

The crown prince, eldest prince, third prince, eighth prince, and ninth prince all question: "What's wrong with you?!" Yin E just chuckles - the secret to his effortless success is simple: Don't compete with the crown prince, don't play witchcraft games with the eldest prince, don't imitate the third prince's snitching, don't form factions with the eighth and ninth princes. As long as you hug the right thighs, even a lazy fish can be loved!

When workaholic fourth prince sends him a team-up invitation, Yin E directly declines - this lazy fish will never flip over!

Alternative titles: "Me and My Overachieving Brothers", "Turns Out I'm the Unlucky One", "What's Wrong With Being a Lazy Fish?". Note: Fictional Qing dynasty, parallel universe.

The lazy life skill player, Xu Xing, transmigrated to a cultivation world and nearly starved to death. Then, she discovered she still had her game's life skill panel! Alchemy! Artifact forging! Treasure hunting! Fishing! Beast taming! Everything was at her fingertips!

Xu Xing cried tears of joy - she could finally eat her fill! However, surviving in a world teeming with demons and monsters wasn't easy. As a five-element spiritual root trash physique in a cultivation sect, she set her sights on a poverty-stricken swordsman with max combat power but terrible luck buff to help her safely level skills and fill her stomach.

"Senior Brother, wait! You provide the muscle, I'll provide the funds - mutual benefit!" Thus, the peerless swordsman became the lazy junior sister's follower. When Xu Xing gathered herbs, he practiced swordplay in the valley while swatting venomous insects for her. When she mined ore, he carried sacks down the mountain while practicing sword forms. When she hunted treasures in secret realms, he dealt with would-be robbers while perfecting his techniques...

With a reliable enforcer by her side, Xu Xing declared: "Fighting is boring, life skills are where it's at." Others retorted: "Put down that supreme-grade artifact before saying that!" The swordsman secretly wondered: "Just an enforcer...?"

At first, everyone laughed at the 'lazy fish' who wouldn't cultivate properly. Later, when she casually produced supreme-grade pills and artifacts, effortlessly crushing opponents with gear alone, they wailed: "This is no lazy fish - this is an all-round combat goddess!" Xu Xing munched snacks: "I just wanted to eat regularly at first..."

The story focuses more on plot than detailed skill progression. The protagonist uses MMO life skills without a system. The 'all-round combat' refers to versatility.

A young man in China wields twin swords—one to sever souls, the other to slay evil. Though a bit lacking in morals, he’s not entirely beyond redemption.

With his half-demon heritage, he carves his path through adversity, aiming to become the ultimate Demon King. But... can’t a Demon King do something productive for once?

Family underling: "Young Master! Those cosmetic-surgery freaks next door are insulting you again!"

Young Master Feng Ling: "Meh, too lazy to clap back today. Taking a break."

Underling: "Young Master! Wahhh, they’re insulting me!"

Feng Ling: ??? "War! Total war!"

A hero can endure humiliation... but no one insults his little bro!

Synopsis: [Completed] [Lighthearted and humorous short story] - [Popular pet blogger vs. wealthy young master who must succeed or return to inherit the family business].

Informal synopsis: Yu Yue used to be a hardworking photo editor, carrying her laptop around the world following photographers. One late night, a photographer sent her a multi-GB compressed file of a newly debuted celebrity. Yawning, Yu Yue opened the file...

Wow, the guy had a great physique - tall with broad shoulders and long legs. From her professional perspective, his proportions were nearly perfect. The sleepy Yu Yue immediately perked up - she loved editing such exceptionally handsome men!

Looking at his handsome face, high nose bridge, and dashing rebellious eyes... wait, he looked familiar? Yu Yue leaned closer to her computer screen, squinting through her severe nearsightedness...

Holy crap!! Wasn't this Xin Xiaoqi, that annoying guy who used to pull her pigtails and bully her in middle school?! On screen, the rebellious hunk smirked slightly, as if mocking her earlier infatuation. So her hand slipped... and she shortened his legs in the edit.

The next day, netizens laughed: "Did this 50-50 body proportion offend the photographer?" Yu Yue: "No, he offended the photo editor :)"

Years later while walking dogs together, they encountered a corgi. Pointing at its legs, the man settled old scores: "You used this as reference for that edit, didn't you?"

Formal synopsis: No one expected that Xin Qi - hailed as "the new generation's top visual in entertainment," "unifier of public aesthetics," and "possessor of perfect bone structure and physique" - who broke through in his debut year with consecutive Best Actor nominations and won Best Newcomer, secretly carried unrequited love for someone.

After winning another prestigious award, a tabloid reporter interviewed him...