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Three-and-a-half-year-old Chao Chao runs away from home because she is afraid of getting beaten up. She accidentally bonds with a system meant to redeem villains. Her task is to persuade villains to turn over a new leaf and prevent them from destroying the world.

Chao Chao, taking on the heavy responsibility, nods vigorously, then asks with a naive expression: "What kind of faction are villains? Are they delicious?"

The System: "......"

The tyrannical CEO father is cold, ruthless, and like the King of Hell. On their first meeting, he coldly orders: "If you call me Dad again, I'll throw you out."

The school bully older brother is wild and untamable. A single look from him can make one's legs go weak with fright, and he hates children the most. "Stay away from me."

The obsessive older brother is a dark-hearted lotus, paranoid and melancholic. He avoids Chao Chao's outstretched hand, his gaze cold and disgusted. "Dirty."

The top star older brother is cold, aloof, arrogant, and known both inside and outside the industry for being difficult to deal with.

......

Chao Chao happily rushes over to hug them the moment she sees them. The system nearly loses its soul. "Stop it, Kiddo! Those are big villains who devour everything!"

The results later on:

The CEO Dad is in a meeting, and in front of all the high-level executives, he softly coaxes Chao Chao to sleep.

The school bully older brother holds Chao Chao, who has been wronged, and comforts her in a low voice, speaking helplessly and doting on her. "Don't cry."

The obsessive older brother holds her hand tightly, smiling gently, and whispers: "Don't abandon me."

The top star older brother, because he said something bad about Peppa Pig, lowers his voice to apologize: "Don't be angry, little ancestor."

......

Whether they are protagonists or villains, or big shots in whatever industry, they all line up to compete to dote on her!

By the time Chao Chao came back to her senses, she asked: "Devours what?"

The System: "...... Devours little soup dumplings, gulp gulp."

The clown turned out to be myself!

A transparent little author is bound by an unreliable system and transmigrates into the story, landing right in a big shot's embrace.

There is no problem that money cannot solve. In the morning, she砸了 the big shot a million for hush money, but at the evening banquet, she discovers that the big shot is actually her boss.

The humble girl pleads online: Big Shot~ I was wrong, is it too late for me to take the money back now?!

The big shot, struck dumb by the money: "Qingqing, do you need a husband? One who is presentable, can cook, takes care of the kids, warms the bed...

Lan Qingyue: "Turn right when you go out, I won't see you off!!!"

The system, which loves watching the excitement, sends over a粉雕玉琢 little cub secretly. It is said that this is the number one villain in the book, raising hell everywhere.

One day, the villain cub she raised acted openly in rebellion, holding the big shot's hand as they walked out of the house heroically, "Daddy, Mommy doesn't want you anymore, we're running away from home~~~"

Fans who turned from passersby to anti-fans and then to fans clenched their little fists and screamed: Chu Chu baby, Mama loves you~~~

From then on, Lan Qingyue's anti-fans became Chu Baby's mama fans.

PS: It is said that the system will rain diamonds down, so the money-loving Lan Qingyue rubs her fists and starts her path of getting rich by "exploiting" her child...

[Raising a kid? I can't do that. Exploiting a kid? That's my specialty.]

[Money-loving girl VS Foodie cutie VS Deep-pocketed big shot]

[Lighthearted~Funny~Warmhearted~Doting, doting, doting~~~]

Su Ran went to collect her monthly salary but was unexpectedly shortchanged by her manager? For Su Ran, she simply quit on the spot, considering the withheld wages as a down payment for his coffin!

Taking a shortcut home, she was chased; she escaped the fate of being robbed but failed to avoid the thief's fatal strike!

Shortchanged on her salary, and then her stolen wages—she encountered all kinds of misfortune. Unable to afford rent, Su Ran returned home and thought about taking Su Chen to live on the streets, but unexpectedly, the Wealth God System descended from heaven!

Relying on the Wealth God System's unlimited cashback, she accidentally became a hidden tycoon? With system rewards, she accidentally became an all-powerful master?

On a windy and sunny day, Su Ran was stopped by a street interview and asked, "What would you do if you had ten million yuan?"

"Ding~ Alipay has received one hundred million yuan." Su Ran, who had just been stopped, had just collected the gambling debt from a friend who lost a bet. She looked up and said, "Could you repeat that?"

The street interview expressed: Great job! She accidentally interviewed a hidden tycoon!

【Stepmother with Kids + Cute Babies + Farming + Food + Satisfying Reading】

Transmigrated and immediately became a widow and a stepmother? The four little cubs will all become major villains in the future?

Initially, Gu An'an refused!

However, the original ending was laid out before her—if she didn't do a good job as the stepmother, her life could be in danger.

In the beginning, the villains were still young.

The future bewitching consort villain #2: Push her off the cliff to her death.

The poison master villain #3 who excels at poisoning: Give her a poison pill to kill her.

The little monster villain #4 who is addicted to human flesh buns: My tummy is hungry, I want to eat... her.

The mass murderer villain #1 who has countless crimes to his name: Dying like this is too cheap for her.

Later, the four little villains grew up—the bewitching consort became a female general protecting her country, the mass murderer poison master became a divine doctor healing the world, and the little monster who fed on human flesh became the first female teacher running a girls' school to help other women.

The Female General: Initially, I became a general just to protect my mom and family.

The Great Doctor: I studied medicine just to treat my mom's illnesses.

The Female Teacher: Mom said that as women, we should help other women when we are successful.

As for the notorious villain number one, now he stands above ten thousand people, virtuous, wise, and humble, but he absolutely cannot stand hearing anyone speak ill of Gu An'an.

A certain man who has been dead for many years finally couldn't bear it anymore:

"Mom of my children, the kids have all grown up. It's time for us to roam the world and enjoy our time alone."

I am Number 077, an emotionless NPC. I rank first in performance every year.

Bored one day, I secretly wrote a story about a den of villains. The Heaven Dad was so delighted that he gave me my favorite punishment of five thunderbolts and kicked me right into the plot.

...

Take a look.

Is this something a deity would do?

...

There is the tyrant father-emperor who has a demonic face but is cruel and ruthless.

There is the First Royal Brother who is gentle like jade but actually has a deep and scheming mind.

There is the Second Royal Brother who is black-bellied, insidious, and a sickly possessive type.

There is the Third Royal Brother who is an obsessive little puppy dog.

Is this enough?

No.

There are three thousand handsome men; you can have them all!

No need for 9988, no need for 988. As long as you can flirt with them, take them all home!

...

As 077, a face-connoisseur and a scumbag: I can! Really, I can do it all!!!

Let go of those handsome men, let me handle them all!!!

Welcome to the grand series About Me Transmigrating Into an Emperor But Only Wants to Keep My Skull Intact! Corporate slave Yun Zhan transmigrates into a doomed tyrant and learns that he'll soon be turned into a "limited edition skull artwork" by the Son of Destiny, Yan Linye.

Yun Zhan: I'm panicking hard! Assassination plan initiated! Yet Yan Linye seems equipped with lightning rods - every assassination attempt becomes assistance.

Forced to personally engage, Yun Zhan perfectly performs as the "mudslide of assassins": poisoning attempts lead to culinary cultural exchanges, staged accidents turn into heroic rescues... Failed assassinations end up making him both best friend and "wife".

On doomsday, Yan Linye stares at his old friend on the throne: "Care to explain?" Yun Zhan: "...If I said I wanted to surprise you, would you believe me?" Thus the new emperor's exclusive figurine becomes a living former emperor who keeps trying to escape... A hilarious survival journey where our sand sculpture emperor starts with hell difficulty, but somehow maxes out the final boss' favor through unconventional methods? Starring: Panicking transmigrator Yun Zhan VS Luck-destined chosen one Yan Linye.

Li Fengjian has been preoccupied with one thing lately: Miss Yao, who frequents the milk tea shop, hasn't been coming in recently.

He thought the young lady might be watching her figure and dieting, but he was surprised to find her standing in line at the new beverage shop across the street.

What? Is a buy-one-get-one-free deal really that attractive? Li Fengjian didn't even notice that his eyebrows were furrowed so tightly they could crush a fly.

A few days later, when Yao Ye came to visit his shop again, Li Fengjian felt both proud and delighted.

However, he saw Yao Ye hesitating in front of the menu, and she actually turned around to leave.

Li Fengjian panicked and rushed forward to grab her.

"Miss Yao..."

"Huh?"

"Actually, our shop also has a buy-one-get-one-free deal."

"What?"

Perhaps he meant: Buy one milk tea, get a boss included.

............

Upcoming work "Regarding the Matter of Me Possibly Liking You":

It has been over a year since we last saw each other. To be precise, since the intense competition in our third year of high school, Lu Yuanhang hasn't seen Ning Ning since they entered university.

Looking back at their tutoring classes in the third year of high school, his and her names were always hovering among the top ranks. Gradually, he developed a sense of rivalry with her.

That year, every time he approached her, using studying as an excuse, he unfortunately never mustered the courage to ask for her contact information.

Until this day, they actually reunited under another sign—the Sunflower Seedling Connection Interest Class.

............

"As soon as summer vacation started, my parents drafted me to take on the task of accompanying and picking up my younger brother," Lu Yuanhang said.

"What a coincidence. As soon as summer vacation started, being an older sister is like being a mother, so the task of accompanying and picking up my younger sister naturally fell on my shoulders," Ning Ning said.

Just as his younger brother and her younger sister walked out of the classroom...

The little girl proudly glanced at the little boy. "I got a perfect score this time. But don't be discouraged. The teacher said there will be another level-clearing game in the next class. You have to work hard!"

The little boy's lips were pursed into a straight line. "I will definitely work hard. Let's compete again during our next game!"

So that afternoon after school...

The little boy asked Lu Yuanhang, "Bro, what are you thinking about?"

Lu Yuanhang pondered, "I'm thinking about your next level-clearing game."

"Huh? Why are you suddenly concerned about my studies?"

Lu Yuanhang coughed lightly. "...After all, I am your brother... Starting today, I'll help you review!"

............

Content Tags: Urban, Chance Encounter, Sweet Romance, Growing Up, Warm Male Lead, Love Develops Over Time

Yao Ye, Li Fengjian

One-line Summary: Getting the boss's heart through buying milk tea.

Theme: Cherish life, and encounter beauty.

Disclaimer: The text provided contains sexually explicit content and depicts a relationship between a minor and an adult. The following is a translation of the plot description for informational purposes only.

Ning Buyi is a struggling high school dropout who creates a fake persona as a university student to make a living by streaming games. Things start looking up when a wealthy, sharp-tongued "Big Sister" donor starts showering him with money in exchange for verbal abuse and attention.

Desperate to keep his golden goose from donating to other streamers, Ning Buyi follows advice to add the donor on social media and start sharing his daily life. They quickly enter an online relationship, with the donor constantly sending money despite criticizing his looks and habits.

When the donor asks to meet in person, Ning Buyi goes eagerly, dreaming of a rich wife and endless money. However, he is shocked to discover that his wealthy patron and online girlfriend is actually a man.

Before he can escape, the man corners him, revealing he knows Ning Buyi's illegal identity fraud. Just as Ning Buyi prepares to pay back the money to get away, the man instead offers him a limitless black card, asking why he would struggle when he can just find a rich man to support him.

[Extra Scene] After the school magazine praises Ning Buyi's outfits and "prince-like" charm, his boyfriend, Zhu Yanhe, gets jealous upon seeing the forum posts. Zhu Yanhe drags him back to the car, deciding that his skinny boyfriend needs to be fed more.

Content Tags: Urban Sweet Story, Internet Celebrity, Toxic Tongue, HE, CEO.

[No CP + System Arrives 15 Years Early + Little Lucky Star Gets Pampered + Lighthearted] Jin Lanyue, the beloved treasure of the Northern Marquis' household, binds with a system claiming to be for a villainess. "Today is your 18th birthday. Now abandoned by all, you decide to destroy everyone!" Jin Lanyue stares blankly at her chubby little hand still clutching a half-eaten pastry.

But... she's only three years old! The confused little dumpling starts following the system's "bad deeds." The system tells her to poison her family. Jin Lanyue bites her fingers, realizes she doesn't know poison, and cleverly sprinkles lots of seasoning instead.

Mom: "Aww, my precious is so filial, cooking for us at such a young age!" The system tells her to steal money. Jin Lanyue "steals" the allowance Dad prepared for her in advance to buy snacks for everyone.

Dad: "My daughter is so thoughtful and generous!" The system tells her to take the prince's beloved possession. Jin Lanyue smartly adopts his puppy. When the furious prince comes looking, he finds the skinny dog has become a chunky coal briquette.

Prince: "Sorry I misunderstood you - you're really kind!" Jin Lanyue tilts her head, wondering why these "bad deeds" keep turning out good. Later, when the original story's female lead dramatically reincarnates, determined to crush this snot-nosed kid, something feels wrong.

The OG FL: "Why is everyone on her side?!"

Tip: If it's too bad, remember to check the trigger warnings!

Next novel: "I'm Saving the Literary World in Yokohama"

Itsukawa Mizu, at sixteen, was admitted to Tokyo Jujutsu High, bidding farewell to his friends in his hometown and traveling thousands of miles from Miyagi to Tokyo for school.

However, at seventeen, he fainted during a curse exorcism and was subsequently diagnosed with "(Pseudo) Sleeping Beauty Syndrome."

He was thus forced to abandon his identity as a jujutsu sorcerer, dropped out of high school, and went to Yokohama, next to Tokyo.

Then he became a man with aliases spread all over Yokohama, truly working N different jobs.

He served as a fashion designer for the Port Mafia's young lady, an assistant to the world's greatest detective, a bartender at Lupin Ginza bar, and a financial advisor for Phi Corporation.

He could be the demanding editor for Yokohama's famous writer Oda Sakunosuke, and he could transform into a traffic policeman to stop the Port Mafia's hat-rack who didn't follow traffic rules.

Skilled in both liberal and martial arts, proficient in everything, he was an all-rounder, an excellent employee any boss would praise.

However, Itsukawa Mizu himself—

After working N different jobs, the boy discussed with the system, "I say, can you give me some non-service industry aliases, the kind where others serve me? Anyway, I don't want to be a laborer anymore."

The system pondered for a few seconds and said, "You can."

Then he gained new aliases—

"A criminal imprisoned by the Special Abilities Department, a cellmate of a certain white-haired rice ball."

"An orphan adopted by a certain orphanage in Yokohama, who has a childhood friend who can turn into a tiger." Itsukawa Mizu: ...

What the heck does "being served by others" mean?

Trigger Warnings Guide:

◆Very frequent perspective shifts, primarily first-person.

◆CP is 5T5, other ambiguous relationships are not excluded.

◆Protagonist-centric individuals should be cautious!! The protagonist has health issues in the early to mid-stages, but will recover later.

◆Too many bugs, OOC, no logic.

◆Slice of life, lots of rambling, might be boring.

Content Tags: Anime, Shonen Manga, Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Relaxed.

Itsukawa Mizu, 5T5, Ranpo, Dazai, Dostoevsky: "The Four Men Who Perfectly Influenced Mizu-kun."

Other: Literary Masters, Jujutsu.

Brief summary: Laborer spirit, working hard.

Purpose: Laborer spirit, working hard, working people are superior.