The Villain Tyrant's Favored Little Cub

I am Number 077, an emotionless NPC. I rank first in performance every year.

Bored one day, I secretly wrote a story about a den of villains. The Heaven Dad was so delighted that he gave me my favorite punishment of five thunderbolts and kicked me right into the plot.

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Take a look.

Is this something a deity would do?

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There is the tyrant father-emperor who has a demonic face but is cruel and ruthless.

There is the First Royal Brother who is gentle like jade but actually has a deep and scheming mind.

There is the Second Royal Brother who is black-bellied, insidious, and a sickly possessive type.

There is the Third Royal Brother who is an obsessive little puppy dog.

Is this enough?

No.

There are three thousand handsome men; you can have them all!

No need for 9988, no need for 988. As long as you can flirt with them, take them all home!

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As 077, a face-connoisseur and a scumbag: I can! Really, I can do it all!!!

Let go of those handsome men, let me handle them all!!!