Isn't It Normal for a Turtle to Know Fortune-Telling?

Copywriting: "Variety Show Live Broadcast × Metaphysical Face-Slapping"

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Xu Gui's biggest regret in this life was being too lazy to retract into her turtle shell during her tribulation. The next time she opened her eyes, she had transformed from a turtle into an 18th-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry, facing a death-defying task list for the reality show "Three Hundred and Sixty Occupations".

The show lasts for one month, and the invited celebrities need to find jobs and work hard to earn money. After one month, the person who earns the most money will be the final winner.

And before Xu Gui's eyes, a mountain of dirty dishes was grinning at her from the soapy water.

Xu Gui took out the fortune-telling banner she had hastily made overnight, with large ink characters dancing wildly: "Fortune Telling!"

Under the overpass, three fortune-tellers watched the young girl and sneered: "Are celebrity hype methods really this ridiculous now?"

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Facing a balding middle-aged man with three good sons who asked about his children's fate.

"Your destiny palace has no children, and the Red Phoenix star above your head is accompanied by a green light..." the young girl tactfully advised: "Why don't you go to the hospital for a check-up?" That night, news of a certain chairman's marital crisis immediately hit the trending searches.

Facing a young woman who was ostensibly telling fortunes but was actually flaunting her husband's generosity towards her, Xu Gui tentatively asked: "...Is it possible that the passbook in your hand is fake?" The entire internet watched as the passbook turned out to be handwritten, with a betrothal gift of three million actually being only three hundred.

Initially, netizens scoffed at Xu Gui's money-making live streams. But later... Netizens: [So fragrant!] The bullet comments in the live stream room changed from [Get out of the entertainment industry, scammer!] to [Master, can you tell me if I'm a forgotten rich young master?]

Xu Gui's live stream room, which initially had no viewers, eventually became the hottest one.

Gradually, at some point, countless people held money and wanted Xu Gui to read their fortunes. Xu Gui slumped in her rattan chair, dangling her feet: "Today's three fortune-telling slots are full, please come back tomorrow."

The production team was heartbroken: "The other guests are carrying plates and handing out flyers, how can you..." The director's group collectively fell silent as the camera swept across the leaderboard, which showed Xu Gui's unparalleled viewer donations.

【Reading Guide】

1. No abuse throughout, with plenty of live broadcast bullet comments and funny face-slapping scenes.

2. The emotional line is the main focus, with the career line as a secondary focus.

3. All metaphysical content in the text is for plot purposes; please do not imitate it.

Next book: [Rebirth: I'm Going Crazy in the Seventies]

Lin Qiurui was reborn. She was reborn to the third year after marrying Li Guodong.

In her previous life, after marrying Li Guodong, she dutifully served his parents, worked like a slave for the Li family, and was diligent and cautious without any slack. Even so, no one in the Li family remembered her kindness; they were all ungrateful wretches.

The good food and drinks at home were all locked in a cabinet by Li Guodong's mother, who didn't allow her to touch any of it. She didn't even get a penny of the money Li Guodong sent back.

It was also in this year that Li Guodong returned from the army, but he brought back a young and beautiful woman and a young and cute child.

The woman was named Su Ying, the wife of Li Guodong's comrade-in-arms. Her husband died on a mission, so Li Guodong took it upon himself to take care of the mother and child.

Li Guodong told Lin Qiurui that Su Ying's husband died saving him, so he had an obligation to take care of the mother and daughter.

In her previous life, Lin Qiurui believed Li Guodong's words and took care of Su Ying and her child without complaint. However, she later found out that Li Guodong had already been involved with Su Ying, and even that child was Li Guodong's. By then, Lin Qiurui's own son had been so flattered by the mother and daughter that he no longer recognized Lin Qiurui as his own mother.

Upon learning this truth, Lin Qiurui was so enraged that she coughed up blood and died of grief not long after.

Now, Lin Qiurui has been reborn in 1971. This year, Li Guodong has not yet brought the mother and son back, and she is still young and beautiful, not yet worn down by the Li family.

Having a second chance, Lin Qiurui understood that instead of suffering herself, it was better to go mad and crush others. The Li family wouldn't let her eat at the table? Then she would chop the table with an axe. Since she couldn't eat at the table, no one else would eat either.

As for Li Guodong and Su Ying, Lin Qiurui sneered: Since these two are so in love, she would fulfill their wishes. Oh my, why are you two lying on the same kang? And why did the whole village see it?

Lin Qiurui: Then we can only divorce.

Content Tags: Time Travel, Entertainment Circle, Shuangwen, Live Broadcast, Urban Strange Tales, Metaphysics

Xu Gui's Sixty Billion

One-sentence summary: Cheerful little turtle explodes into the entertainment industry!

Concept: With a little effort, it's possible!