After My Feigned Death and Return, I Scared Away All My Relatives

Li Miaomiao, a self-abasing and socially anxious girl who was gaslighted by her family and relatives since childhood and subjected to campus violence by her classmates, one night dreamt of an immor...

Chapter 101: Too Tired from Work, I Shit on Brother Zhang's Head

Ji Yixiang's legs were placed on both sides of Brother Zhang's neck. Brother Zhang carried Ji Yixiang around his home, singing as he did so. He was extremely excited.

However, it was different for Ji Yixiang who was on his neck. He was having a very difficult time. He was afraid of heights to begin with, and he was so scared that he was afraid that he would fall down, and he kept screaming.

"Brother, put me down. I'm scared. I'm afraid of heights. Put me down quickly."

Ji Yixiang was so scared that his face turned red and his neck became thick, and his heart beat faster. Brother Zhang became more and more excited and ran faster, making Ji Yixiang feel as uncomfortable as if he were carsick.

Ji Yixiang suddenly couldn't hold it in any longer, and with a "wow", he vomited out everything he had eaten today. The vomit flowed down Brother Zhang's forehead, and some of it flowed into his eyes.

Brother Zhang immediately ignored Ji Yixiang, let go of the hand that was holding Ji Yixiang's leg, rubbed his eyes quickly, and ran to the bathroom to wash his eyes.

Just when Brother Zhang was about to enter the bathroom, he walked very slowly due to blurred vision. Ji Yixiang lost his balance and was afraid of falling, so he moved around and pooped again without noticing.

Ji Yixiang was afraid of falling, so he clamped his legs around Brother Zhang's neck, then he held Brother Zhang's shoulders with his hands and sat on his head.

"Xiao Ji, don't move, come down." Brother Zhang was also panicked and started to speak incoherently.

At this time, Ji Yixiang defecated, and the yellow sticky liquid flowed down Brother Zhang's head. After a few seconds, Brother Zhang's hair, neck, back, and clothes were covered with Ji Yixiang's shit, and his face was a mixture of Ji Yixiang's shit and vomit.