[Sure enough, the old emperor is different. He is smart and clever. He even knows how to use a bucket to store poop. ]

The old emperor felt refreshed after clearing his stomach.

But when he heard Shen Zhiyi's inner voice, his expression froze slightly.

Girl, you don't even know how to talk properly.

"Your Majesty!"

After seeing the old emperor, Shen Zhiyi hurried back to his seat.

The old emperor said in a relaxed tone: “Chen Zhiyi, you have made great contributions this time, what reward do you want.”

"ah?"

Shen Zhiyi scratched the back of his head in confusion, his eyes nakedly showing the clear stupidity unique to college students.

[I didn't do anything, but I'm still credited with this? Could it be that the old emperor is getting senile and confused? ]

The old emperor flattened his lips and said unhappily: "If you hadn't led us to the toilet, we would have listened to that villain and really thought we were poisoned."

If I hadn't run towards the toilet...

Everyone ruthlessly shattered the images in their minds.

Many court officials expressed their gratitude to Shen Zhiyi.

"Yes, yes. If it weren't for Chen Lang, we would have made a fool of ourselves today."

[It’s actually pretty embarrassing now.]

Everyone: ...

There's no need to be so honest, it's better than putting it in your trouser pocket.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, that notorious thief must be severely punished!!!"

"That's right, he must be severely punished!"

“It’s natural.”

The old emperor felt that there was no need to wait for the autumn to execute him, and he could just beat him to death with sticks now.

For the first time in his life, he didn't want to go through any procedures.

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation. It had been a long time since anyone had made such a fool of themselves in public. In the end, the chief died very quickly.

Even because it involved the murder of the old emperor, the host had to be killed as well.

The host pleaded for himself in panic.

"Your Majesty, it is said that ignorance is not a crime. I didn't know he was my son, so you can't execute me for that."

The young monks who had been silently chanting Amitabha around were heartbroken when they heard these words.

"What, the host has a child?"

Someone came to save the host's face.

"Maybe it's his son from his previous life. What relationship can a son from his previous life have with the abbot after he becomes a monk?"

[Tsk, that bandit is thirty years old this year, but the abbot has been a monk for forty or fifty years, the time doesn't match.]

Many people also discovered this and responded directly.

[And the host also knew that his child was a notorious thief, but he still kept him. Oh, by the way, during this period, the notorious thief stole a lot of money from rich people and even destroyed the body. The reason why the news didn't spread was because the host covered it up. Tsk tsk tsk, it's really not a pity that he died.]

Upon seeing this, the Minister of Justice stepped forward quickly.

Thank you, Shen Zhiyi, you are my great benefactor in the officialdom.

In this way, the achievements of the Minister of Justice were further enhanced.

The host saw this and said quickly, "Your Majesty, I do know that the abbot was a notorious thief before, but as the saying goes, if you put down your butcher knife, you will become a Buddha. I am giving him a chance to reform."

[Pooh, pooh, pooh, what do you mean by putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha? He hasn't even put down the butcher knife, and you're still trying to cover it up!]

"What a quibble, what a stubborn one."

The old emperor raised his hand and said, "Your eloquence is useless to me. If you really want to continue, go down and talk to the King of Hell."

[Even if you are old, don’t be afraid of death. 】

If the host could hear Shen Zhiyi’s inner thoughts, he would definitely refute it.

It is precisely because I am old that I am afraid of death.

This is the urgency brought by time. When there are still decades left, people seem to feel that they can waste a lot of time.

But as he grew older, his life began to count down, and the fear of death became deeper and deeper in his heart, gradually becoming an obsession.

He searched all over the world for remedies and finally found that using the blood of his closest relatives to perform a full-body blood transfusion would definitely prolong his lifespan.

However, the folk remedy also records that some people are fine after transfusing other people's blood, but others have problems.

He was worried about this problem, so he just had more children, hoping that there would always be a solution.

Unexpectedly, despite his hard work, he died early.

The host collapsed and sat on the ground, crying without any image.

"I don't want to die. I really don't want to die."

"Your Majesty, as long as you can keep me alive, I will be willing to serve you like a cow or a horse."

The old emperor waved his hands irritably.

He has no shortage of people working for him, and when he sees this bald man he thinks of himself calling him a master all the time.

So disgusting!

"Your Majesty!"

Just as the old emperor was about to send someone to carry the host away, someone hurriedly stood up.

The visitor was the director of the Imperial Medical Bureau.

Seeing the long-missing director of the Imperial Medical Service, many people were so angry that they couldn't suppress their anger.

The hot-tempered Minister of War grabbed the director of the Imperial Medical Bureau by the collar.

"Where were you just now? Where did you go? Do you want to chop off your head?"

The director of the Imperial Hospital, who didn't know what was going on, wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Replying to the Minister, I just went to eat, and the food is cold. It would be fine if it was cold, but I don't know if the Huguo Temple was lazy or what, but I had diarrhea after eating. Then I saw that the toilet was full of people, so I knew that the kitchen must have used unclean ingredients to save a little money. But I was in a hurry, so I ran to find the toilet, but I couldn't find it. So I sat on the ground..."

[It turned out that when I was taking a shit, there was someone taking a shit on the back of the tree behind me, and we both sighed in relief at the same time, hahahahahaha.]

Shen Zhiyi tried to hold back his laughter, the scene was too beautiful, so he quickly broke it up.

The director of the Imperial Medical Bureau looked at the Minister of War awkwardly.

The Minister of War let go of his hand.

[It's even more hilarious. Behind the tree behind the Imperial Hospital Director is the Minister of War. Haha, the two of them are really destined to be together. No, it should be fate.]

The director of the Imperial Hospital lowered his voice excitedly: "I didn't expect that person to be you, the Minister."

"Shut up and get out."

The Minister of War didn't dare to look at the eyes of his colleagues, but on second thought, he glared back.

——What are you looking at? You act like you haven’t taken a shit outside in the open air, huh!

The Minister of Rites came over and whispered in the other person's ear: "I am a civilized person."

The Minister of Revenue came over and said: "I am also a civilized person."

The Minister of Justice came over and said: "I am also a civilized person."

The Minister of Industry came over and said, "Civilized people!"

The Minister of War was so angry that his teeth were itching. He turned to look at the Minister of Personnel, trying to find a companion.

The new Minister of Personnel said lazily, "I'm sorry, I didn't have an appetite at noon and didn't eat."

The implication is that nothing happened to him.

Minister of War: Ahhhhhhh, these people are going too far!

[Objectively speaking, vegetarian food is quite delicious. How can you lose your appetite? You are too picky. ]

After Shen Zhiyi saw what the new Minister of Personnel usually ate, he became envious and jealous.

[Damn, what a life! ]